第一章 憨子太子

“shouzenmetingle,nizheigehanzi!”

zhaoqiannulidezhengkaileshuangyan,quefaxianzijidemianqianshiyidapianyinyundeshuiqi。

eryijuxuebaidejiaoqu,cishizhengpazaizijishenxiayikuaiguanghuadedashibanshang。

jiaoqudezhurentoufasongsongkuakuadesanzainaohou。

shenshangsuiranchuanzhexieyi,danqueyouyuguoyusongsan,yijingnenggouyinyinyueyuedecongcepangkandaowenrunyuanroudefengluan。

shibanpangwenredechishui,cishizhengsanfazhereqi,rangzhaoqianxuemaipenzhang。

等等,我这是在哪?

zhengdangzhaoqianxiangyaogaoqingchu,zijizenmehuihuranlaidaozheili,erqiemianqianzenmehuihuranchuxianleyigemeinvdeshihou。

yizhenrutongzhenzhadecitonggancongzijidenaozhongchuanlai。

zijishunjianbaozhetoudunzailedishang,yuzhierlaide,zeshiyizhenxiongyongdejiyiyongrudanao。

没错。

赵乾穿越了。

chuanyuedaoleyigemingjiaodaqiandewangchaodangzhong。

erziji,zeshizheigedaqianwangchaodetaizi。

xiangdaozheili,zhaoqiandenaohaizhizhong,huranhuiyiqileganggangdechangjing。

zijiganggang,sihushizaijimianqiandezheigenvren……chuibei?!

zijitangtangdeyiguotaizi,jingranhuijiyigenvrenchuibei!

buguoxiangdaozheili,zhaoqianyezhishiyaoleyaoya,meiyoulejiexialaidedongzuo。

zhiyinweizijixianzaisuiranshenweitaizi,danshiquebingmeiyoushiquan。

buweibiede,zhiyinweizheiyuanshentaniangde……shigeshazi!

haoxiangshizicongqisuineiniancongmashangdiexiazhihou,zheigegenzijitongmingyejiaozhaoqiandeyuanshen,jiukaishiyouxiebutaicongmingle。

zhenggerendoubiandechichishasha,handemeibian。

gongliderensuiranbiaomianshangjianleta,haiyaogonggongjingjingdejiaotayishengtaizidianxia。

danshidaolebeihou,zhuantoujiujiaotahanzi!

suoyi,rujindezhaoqianzhibuguozhangzhedangjinfuhuangdechongai,zijicainenggouwenzuozheigetaizideweizhishijinian。

ercishizhanzaizijimianqiande,zeshidayanguojundenver。

yejiushiyanguogongzhu,liyanran。

dayanyudaqianhuajiangerzhi。

daqianzainan,dayanzaibei。

rujin,yijingxianganwushidehepingleershiduonian。

liyanransuiranshenweiyanguogongzhu,danshicongxiaojiushizaidaqiandehuanggongzhizhongzhangda。

biaomianshang,tashigenzaizhaoqianshenqianshenhou,zhaoguzhezhaoqiandeyigejiejie。

kezhiyouzhaoqianzhidao,zheiniangmendaodishiyouduohendu。

“赵乾!”

“nijiujingshilonglehaishiyale!”

“rangnijiwocuobeianmo,niyouganshenmequle!”

liyanranyibianshuozhe,yibianbanzhuanguoshenlai,lengyankanxiangshenhoudezhaoqian。

没错。

就是像现在这样。

zairenqian,liyanranshiyigechuchuzhaogudidi,bangzhedidizuoshidehaojiejie。

danshizairenhou,liyanranjiuxiangshibaolulebenxingside,zhijierangzhaoqianzheigedaqiandetaizijitaduanchadaoshui。

daolerujin,tajiusuanshidaohuaqingchizhongxizao,doujiangzhaoqiandaizaishenpang。

meiqimingyueshirangtarendaizhebufangxin。

ranershijishang,queshiyaorangtazheigehanzizaixizaodeshihouyeyaojitadangyongren!

buguocishi,jiezheliyanranyihuitou,shenshangdexieyiyoushiyizhenqiandong。

zhaoqiandeyanjing,yixiazijiubeineiyimonaibaijixiyinleguoqu。

yaoshuozheiyanguodegongzhu,zhangdeyezhenshiyifujipinmoyang。

bujinwuguankanqilaijingzhimeiyanwubi,jiulianshencaiyeshidangshidejiaojiaozhe。

gaitingdeting,gaiqiaodeqiao。

zheiyangdeyouwu,ruoshinenggoushangshou……

xiangdaozheili,zhaoqianzheicaihuiguoshenlai。

taxianzaijianzhishixiangyaojizijilaiyigezuiba,rangzijiqingxingqingxing。

niyaobuyaokankannizijizaishuoshenme。

baizaizijimianqiande,zheibujiushigejuehaodejihuime!

yushi,zhaoqianyouzaijiyizhizhonghuiyiqileyuanzhushenshangdeneifuhanjing,jinlimofangzhexiangzhemianqiandeliyanrankaikoushuodao:

“heihei,yanerjiejie。”

“ganggangzoushenle,woxianzaijiulai。”

liyanrangangganghaiyouxieyunnudeshense,lijijiuzhuanweilexianqi。

tayongxianqidemuguangyibiankanleyiyanmianqiandezhaoqian,yibianjiuzhuanguoletouqubuzaikanta。

buguozaizuishang,taquerengshiburaoren。

kanzhemianqiandezhaoqian,talengshengdekaikoushuodao:

“真是个憨子。”

“zhenbuzhidaonimendaqiandeneigehuangdi,zenmehailiuzhenidangtaizi。”

“zhenshiyaorangtianxiaderenxiaodiaodaya!”

zhaoqianxianzaidezhuangtai,jihukeyishuoshishouxuefeiteng。

youqishizaiganggangbeiyanqiandeliyanranyongneigeyanedeyanshenkanleyiyanzhihou,zheizhongganjuejiugengjiademingxianqilai。

yushi,taliangbuzoudaoleliyanrandeshenhou,zhijieshangshoulezheiweigongzhuxuebaidemeibei。

kansishizaianmo,keshijishang,queshizaianziganshouzhezheijingzhidejiaoqu。

yucitongshi,tayemeiwangleganggangliyanranduitadewuru,dangjishoushangjialejifenliqi。

“嗯……啊!”

liyanranbeiandemeitouweizhou,jiaohengyisheng。

buguo,taquebingmeiyouzeguaimianqiandezhaoqian,ershijiaoxiaozhekaikoushuodao:

“nizheigehanzi,suiranrenshaledian,danshishoushanggongfuqueshibucha。”

“yejiushizuijinliangniandeshiqing,dengwodayandetieqiruzhudaqianzhishi。”

“wobianzaigongzhongjinizheigehanziliugeweizhi,anxindejiwocuozao!”

tingdaozheihua,zhaoqianxianshiyileng。

suihou,tabianyongneifuhanzideyuqiduimianqiandeliyanrankaikoutaohuadao:

“yanerjiejie,shenmetieqi,shenmeshiruzhua?”

tinglezhaoqiandehua,liyanranzizhiyanshi,bunaifandishuodao:

“niyigehanzi,zhidaozheimeduozuoshenme?”

“哦对了。”

“jinrideshiqing,niruoshishuochuqubangezi,wojiulijirangrenjianlenideshetou,banisongqujiannideneigesirenlaoma!”

liyanrandaoshiduimianqiandezhaoqianmeiyoushenmejidan。

tahaipadeshizhaoqianchuquluanshuo,bazheijianshijitonglechuqu。

bijing,zheigehanzikouwuzhelan,yijingbushimimi。

buguosuoxingduiyutazheigejiejiedehua,zheigehanzibuganbuting。

ranertabuzhidaodeshi,yanxiazaizijishenhoudezhaoqian,yanshenzhizhongyiranshishouxuefeiteng。

俗话说得好。

darenbudalian,marenbumama。

suiranzijizheiweilaomagenzijilianmiandoumeijianguo,danshiliyanrandexiuruhaishirangzhaoqianganjuedaoyizhendefennu。

erqie,zijixianzaiyijingnadaoleliyanrandebabing。

yanxiahedaqianhepingdedayan,sihuyouzheshenmebutailaoshidedajihua。

ruoshizijinengcongliyanrankouzhongbiwenchuzheigejihuashishenme,neihaipazijizheigetaizideweizhibuwen?!

zaijiashang,yanqiandejiaoqushizaiyouren。

yushi,zhaoqianyibacongbeihoulanguoleliyanrandeliuyao,jingdeliyanranjiaohulianlian:

“hanzi,nizuoshenme!”

zhaoqianmeiyoushuohua,ershizhijieqishen,baozhezheijuguntangdejiaoqu,jiutiaojinleyipangdechishuizhong。