第一章 泡面砸晕你

wojiaoliming,yigepingfandeyouxiaihaozhe,meitianchuleshangbanjiushiwozaijiali,chenjinzaixunishijiedemaoxianzhong。

raner,yigeleiyujiaojiadeyewan,wodexianshishenghuofashenglefantianfudidebianhua。

neiwan,limingzhengzuozaidiannaoqian,jizhanzhenghan,tiankongzhongturanxiangqizheneryulongdeleisheng。

shandianhuapoheian,zhaolianglewodefangjian。liminganzidigu:“zheileibaolaidezhenbushishihou。”

raner,jiuzaizheishi,yidaoshandianpixianglelimingdefangjian,limingyanqianyihei,bianshiquleyishi。

danglimingzaicizhengkaiyanjingshi,faxianzijishenchuyigemoshengdedifang。

sizhoushimaomideshulin,yuanchuchuanlaizhenzhenzhanmadesimingsheng。

limingroulerouyanjing,nanyizhixindikanzheyanqiandeyiqie。

“zheitemeshigeshenmedifang?”

limingzhanqishenlai,shituxunzhaoxiansuo。

zheishi,yiqundaizheshanghen,nazhewuqideshibingcongshulinshenchuzouchu,tamendelianshangxiemanlepibeihejingkong。

kandaowozhiyouyigeren,songlekouqi。

yigeshibingzoushangqian;“xiongtai,shiqinguorenma?shinazhibuduide?yeshiganggangcongbeibiantaoguolaide?”

tayilianhaojigewentipaochu。

limingyihuoleyixia,zheicaifaxianzijishenshangchuanzhekaijia。

liminglengzhule,naohaizhonglingguangyishan。

nandaoshuowochuanyuele?woxunsuhuixiangleyixialishizhishi,qinguo?baizhang?taobing?zheixieguanjiancizaiwonaohaizhongxunsuchuanlianqilai。

yishidaozijichuanyuedaoleqinguo,chengweileyimingganggangdawanbaizhangdetaobing。

limingshenxiyikouqi,jinliangrangzijibaochizhending。

tazhidaozaigudaishibingdangzhong,nengchuandeqikaijiaderenkendingbushiyibanren。suoyiwenhuadeneigeshibingduizijihaisuangongjing。

zhengsuoweichumenzaiwai,shenfenshizijijide。

“woshiqianfuzhangliming,zhanchangtaiguohunluan,woyuwodeshibingquanbudouzousanle”

limingmeiyoujizijitaigaodeguanwei,yinweizaigaoyijijiushiqinguodejunchengjibie,neizhongjibiedoushiyoujilu,henrongyichachulaide。

shibingmensuiranyouxieyihuo,danzaizheihunluandeshike,tamenyemeiyouguoduodeshijianquzhuijiuwodeshenfen。

yixingrenjibaigecanbingbaijiangzaizheipianshulinlixiuzheng,huxiangqingsuzhezhanchangdecanlie。

limingtingzhetamendexushu,xinzhongbujingankaiwanfen。

“zheitmyigenitiandekaijua!”

zaozhidaozijijiubufuhetamenle,zheiqunrenganggangzaibeibianhexiongnudawanzhang,beixiongnuyiluzhuijidaozheili。

zheigeshihoudezhangchenghaizaijianshechuqi,xiongnudesaoraohenshipinfan。

zheibushizhongdian,zhongdianshizijishitaobing!tagangcaishuolezijishitaobing!taobingzairenheshidaidoushiyaopan***de。

黎明心灰意冷。

jiuzaizheishi,xiangqileyishengbinglengdejiqishengyin。

“xitongyijihuo,gongxisuzhujuexingwuxianpaomianxitong”

黎明蒙逼!

“youxitonghaoa,danshipaomianxitongshigeshenmegui?”

zijidejinshouzhifangfohezijirenzhidebuyiyang。

“jijiangweisuzhufafangxinshoudalibao”

“libaobaohan:hongshaoniuroumian1qiandai,malafangbianmianwuxiandai,kekoukele500ping”

“xinshoudalibaoyiruku”

物资详细:

麻辣方便面(无限)

hongshaoniuroumian(1000dai)

kekoukele(500ping)

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limingsuanshikanmingbaile,zijizheishigewuzileixitong。

buguo,zaizheijihuangzonghengdegudai,paomiandeyouhuoyinggaiyouduoda?

liminghahayixiao,yinianyidong,congkongjianliquchuyibaomalafangbianmian,haiyouyibaohongshaoniuroumian。

hongshaoniuroumianbuduoshuo,zheimalafangbianmian,jiushineizhongqibashiniandaiyikuaiqianyibaodepaomian,yekeganchi,limianyibanzhiyouyibaodiaoweiliao。

zheishi,erbianxiangqiledadousheng,limingxintouyizhen,yiweishixiongnuzhuiguolaile。

huitouyikancaifaxianshilianggeqinguoshibingzaiyinweiyidiankouliangdouou。

“wanggang,***buyaobushihaodai!yaobushilaozizaizhanchangshangtinidangleyidao,nixianzaiyijingshijushitile!wochiniyikoubingzenmele?”

yigetixingjiaoweizhuangshuodeshibingjiangneiweiwanggangyazaishenxia。zheigewanggangjiushidiyigehelimingjiaoliudeshibing。

wanggangbeidadetoupoxue,quesisidehuzhuxiongkouyijingkuaifameiledebankuaichuibing。

“buguannizenmeshuo,woxianzaishizhendeele!”

suihouwanggangkaishiyibianbeioudayibianfengkuangchiqizijidebingzi。

“kao,wangenfuyidedongxi!”

zhaodanshuanggengshengqile。jiaoshangbuduanjiadadelidu。

zhouweiyelaileyiqunkanrenaode。

“唉”

limingtanleyikouqi,zhanqishenlaijingzhizouguoqu。

yinweita“qianfuzhang”deshenfen,zhouweideshibinglikebikaizhanzailiangpang。

“啪”

yidaimalafangbianmianshuaizaizhaodanshuanglianshang!

zhaodanshuangweiweiyileng,kanlekanliming,youkanlekanzijishoushangdemalafangbianmian。

haixiangshuoxieshenme,beilimingdaduan。

“拆开,吃”