第5章
“爹！你来了！”
qinhanduizheqinshihuangxiaomimideshuodao。
zhaogaoyulisizaibeihoutingdaoqinhandehua，lianggerenshihuazaiyuandi……
爹？
他管秦始皇叫爹？
tashisheia？zheimehuipanguanxidema？
“ng，haner，wolaile！”
qinshihuangyeshimanxinhuanxidedianlediantou。
zhaogaolisiliangrenhuxiangduiwangyiyan，doukandaoleduifangyandideneiyimojinghai！
huangshangjuranhaidayingleduifangdehua……
nanbucheng，zheixiaozishihuangshangdesishengzi？
yigeyanshenjiaoliu，tamenjiuzuyimingbaiduifangshishenmeyisi，congmingrenliaotiandoushidiandaoweizhi。
“进去说吧。”
qinshihuangkanzhebeihouerrenyiyanzhaogaolisidunshijiumingbaishengshangdeyisi，ranhoujinjindegenzaiduifanghoumian……
“die！nizheicihuilaiganghao，wozuowanxiangdaoleyigehaofazi，yidingnenggouzhengdaqian！”
qinhanjiuxiangyigexiangzaifuqinmianqianbiaoxiandehaiziyiyang，xianzaishuohuademoyanggewaishenqi。
“e？zheimeqiao，woyeyoushixiangyaozhaoyizhaoni。”qinshihuangluchuleyilianhexudexiao。
zhaogaolisizaibeihoudoukuaikanshale，tamenconglaimeijianguo**zheimewenqingguo……
meiduojiudegongfu，sirenjiuzoujinletingfang。
zhaogaolisizaixinzhongfengkuangdecaice，zheixiaozideshengmujiujingshishei？
yaozhidaoqinshihuangzinvzhongduo，beitamenzhidaodeyeyouershigechutou，meixiangdaoxianzaihaiyouliuluominjiande……
zhinengshuohuangshangdangzhenshilongjinghumeng！
genghekuangneixiehuangzigongzhujiandao**zhishi，yigegedoushixiaoxinyiyidemoyang，nalixiangzheigexiaozi，biaoxiandezheimehu！
mofei，**duizheigeerzigewaikanzhongma？
daqinhuangchaodaoxianzaihaimeiyoutaizi，yanqianzheiweigongzibeishou**xiai，shuobudingduifangjiushidaqindexiayirenzhangquanzhe……
xiangdaozheili，zhaogaolisiyouduokanleqinhanyiyan。
qinhanyeshizhuyidaolezheierweidemuguang，taxiaozheduiqinshihuangwendao。
“die！zheiliangweijiujingshi？”
qinshihuangxianzaixinzhongdoulekailehua，zijierziyikouyigedie，jiaodeneijiaoyigexiangtian！
tahenbudeduifangfengkuangdehanzijidie，zheizhongganjueshizaishitaibangle！
“e，zheiliangweishiwodezhijiao，womenkeyiwanquanxiangxintamen。”qinshihuangsuiyishuodao。
beihoudeliangweidachentingdao**dehua，xinzhongdoushiyouxiehuangkong。
duifangzheijuhua，zhendeshitaibagaotamendediweile！
“zhendenenggouwanquanxiangxinma？”
qinhanyanjingyiliang，tamenxianzaikeshiyaozuodashideren！
xiangyaozuodashi，yidingderenduocaixing！
rujinyoulailiangweixiangzhu，zheidangzhenshiyijiandahaoshi！
“那是自然。”
zhaogaolisihaishidedaoleqinshihuangdexinren，suoyiqinshihuangcaihuidailiangrenlaidaocichu。
“die，zheiliangweizai**dangzhongjiujingshifuzeshenmede？”qinhanzhijieshuodao。
“造……**！”
zhaogaolisitingdaozheigemingci，lianggerenliandouhebaile！
zaidangjinshengshangmianqianshuo**？
开什么玩笑！
qinhanzixidezaiguanchazhaogaolisi，tafaxianzheilianggerentingdao“**”yihou，biaoqingyibianzaibian。
“die，nidezheiliangweizhijiao，sihu**deyinianbushineimejiandinga……”
“hanerhechuciyan？”qinshihuangsihaobuweisuodong，lianshangshenzhiluchuleyisixiaorong。
tanenggouchengweidaqinhuangdi，zaixiashumianqianshuoge**youyoushenme？
beichengzhiweiqianguyididenanren，xinzhongshenmedongxidounengzhuangdexia！
“wokanzheerweimiansejubian，tamenshibushipa**shatoua？”qinhanjixuyonghuyideyanshendaliangerwei。
zhaogaolisijiuzheiyangbeiyanqianzheiweigongzidingzhe，xinzhongxiangdangdebushufu……
“shima？”qinshihuangmianbugaisedewen。
“zheiyiweimiandaizhangxudeshushuhaihao，keshineigemianbaiwuxudeshushu，jiuyouxiekeyile……yigezhengchangdenanren，zenmehuizhangchengzheiyangde？”
qinhanbijingshiconghoushichuanyuelaide，henduodehuaxinzhikoukuai。
zhaogaotingdaoleqinhandehuazhihou，lianshangdexiaorongdunshijiubengbuzhule……
“哈哈哈！”
qinshihuangwenyanyeshihahadaxiao。
duifangweishenmemianbaiwuxuni？
因为他是个太监！
zhaogaoyizhanglianyeshiqihongle，danshizai**demianqian，tabuhaofazuo。
“shushuniyebieshengqi，womenxiangyaozuodashi，jiuyidingdejingdezhukaoyancaixing！”qinhanyilianzhengjingdeshuodao。
tingdaoleerzidehua，qinshihuangyeshijuedehenyouyisi。
“neinilaihaohaokaoyankaoyantamen！”
“liangweishushulaigenwohankouhaoba，woshuoyiju，nimenshuoyiju。”qinhancikemanlianhuaixiao。
zhaogaolisibuzhidaoduifangyaoshuochushenme，danshitamenxianzaiyijingyouxiexinxu。
“我要**！”
qinhanduizhefangdingdahanshuodao。
zhaogaolisiyiting，rendoukuaizhanbuzhule……
妈耶！
dangzheqinshihuangdemianhan**！
真的是不想活了吗？
doushuobanjunrubanhu，ruguotamenxianzaizai**mianqiandafangjueci，natianbeishoushiledousidebumingbubai……
lianggerendeliansedoulvle，biaoqingxiangdangdenankan。
“womenkeshiyaochengdashideren，nandaolianzheijuhuadoushuobuchukouma？”qinhanxiangdangbugaoxingdeshuodao。
“说！”
qinshihuangtoudoumeihui，zhijieminglingerrenshuodao。
“wo……woyao**！”
lisishuowanzheijuhuayihou，zhenggerendeshentizhijieruanle，yi**zuozailedishang！
要命！
当真是要命！
tajingrangandangzheshengshangdemian，shuochuzheimedanibudaodehua！
yaozhidaolisikeshizhuguanfajiaderen，pingshizuijiangjiuguijuyuzhixu。
可是现在……
“这位叔叔呢？”
qinhanniutoukanxiangzhaogao，duifanghaimeibiaotaini。
“bieyouyua，xiangyao**yidingyaonachujuexin，yaoburanwomenzenmechengdashi！laigenwoyiqidahan，woyao**！”qinhanzaidudashenghandao。
zhaogaoganjuezijixianzaishizhendegeying。
**jiuzaitademianqian，dangzheduifangdemianhan**，zheiyangzhendehaoma？
“说！”
qinshihuangzaidutianlebahuo！
“wo……wotaniangde，woyao**！”
zhaogaoyeshihuochuqule，zhijiechezhesangzigaohanshuodao。
qinshihuangtingdaolezhaogaodehua，yeshiniutoukanxiangta。
tazhishirangduifangfushu，meirangzheigejiahuotianyoujiacu！
zheige“wotaniangde”shishenmeyisi？
kandaole**deyanshen，zhaogaodehundoukuaimeile……
taganjuezijiyedingbuzhule，shuangtuiyiruan，zhenggerenzaidaozailedishang。
“哈哈哈哈！”
qinhankandaozheiliangweishushudemoyang，yeshikaixindehen。
“gongxiliangweijingguolezuzhidekaoyan，dahan**deganjueshibushihenshuang？hahaha！”
zhaogaolisitingdaolezheiweigongzidehua，lianshangpiroufengkuangdechouchu。
爽！
人都快爽麻了……