wojuexingneitian，qingjiegaosuwohuailefanpaidalaodezai。pao！bixupao！lianyekangzhemeixianhuaideduzipaolu。
wunianhouwodaiwashangqinzizongyi，wazhizhedingliuyingdi：「mami，tahaoxiangwopdiaodebaba。」
quanwangzhale：「zheibushigushijituanzongcaidesuoxiaobanma？」guchenheizhelianzhaoshangmen：「haiziwode？」
wobaoqiwajiupao：「bu，tashishitoufenglibengchulaide。」xiaozaizizaiwohuailitanqi：「mami，paomandian，
diedideheikakuaizhuibushangla！」[01][xitong：gongxijuexing！ninshigaishunvpeisuwanwan，
dangqianqingjie：huaishangfanpaiguchendehaiziyigeyue。][wo：？？？][xitong：qinganyuanzhuzouqingjie，
shengxiahaizi，chengweinannvzhuganqingdianjiaoshi，zuihouqicanxiaxian。][wo：dianjiaoshi？xiaxian？
wokanqilaixiangpusama？][xitong：……][wo：pao！like！mashang！xianzai！duzihaimeixianhuaishiba？
zheiqingjiesheiaizousheizou！]naoziwengwengxiang，xiangsaileyibaizhijianjiaoji。shenmenvpei？shenmedianjiaoshi？
haihuaileneigehuoyanwangguchendezai？shulineifanpai，yanshennengdongsiren，shouduanhenderangrenzuoemeng。dianjiaoshi？
wosuwanwanzidianlimeizheisazi！pao！shentibinaozigengkuai。wodanhuangyiyangcongchuangshangdanqilai。yiju？lakai！
xinglixiang？tuochulai！dongzuokuaidexiangbeigounian。yifu？guantahongdelvde，yigunaosaijinqu！huzhao？shenfenzheng？
yinxingka？sai！sai！sai！xinglixianglalianfachubukanzhongfude**。[wo：duibuzhulexiangzi，chengzhu！
zandehuoming！(｀へ´)]xinzangzaixiongqianglidagu，dongdongdong，zhendeermoteng。
guchen…neimingziguangshixiangxiangjiuhoubeifaliang。tayaozhidaowochuailetadezaihaixiangpao…wodalegeduosuo，buganxiang。
juedui！buneng！rangtazhidao！[02]wunianhou。yangguangshaidesheyingpengdingpengfatang。
kongqilipiaozhehanwei、fendiwei，haiyouxiaohaizimenjijizhazhadechaonaosheng。wozuozaisuliaodengshang，
ganjue**kuaibeinianzhule。[zhuchiren（reqingyangyi）：“huanyingdajialaidao《baobeixiangqianchong》zhiboxianchang！
jintianwomendeshenmijiabinshi——dangdangdang！suwanwanhetadebaobeierzi，xiaotangyuan！
”]ciyandemeiguangdengmengdidaguolai，woxiayishimilemiyan。huailidexiaopaodanquexingfendeniulainiuqu。
[xiaotangyuan（naishengnaiqi，chaodasheng）：“mama！kan！haoduodeng！
xiangbuxiangnizangqilaidezuanshixianglianbulingbuling！”][wo（yibawuzhutadezui，
yadishengyin）：“zuzong！bizui！neishiboli！jiade！
”][xiaotangyuan（zaiwoshouxinhanhudunang）：“e…neimamazangqilaideheikayeshijiadema？
(⊙_⊙)?”]xianchangshunjianbaofachujingtiandongdidehongxiao。danmuzhijiefengle。【hahahahahaha！heika！
wotingdaoleshenme！】【xiaotangyuannishidongchaitaide！suwanwanliandoulvle！】【zheiwashichikeaiduozhangdadema？
taishichengle！】【heika？suwanwanbushihukama？nalaideheika？jubenba？】woshoumangjiaoluan，
zhixiangbazheixiaozuzongsaihuiduziliqu。tianzhidaowoweishenmenaozijinshui，
tongyidaizheixingzoudebaoliaojilaishangqinzizongyi！jiuweileneidiantonggaofei？huidechangzidouqingle！
[03]jiemuliuchengjixu，diyumoshikaiqi。“moqidakaoyan”huanjie。zhuchirenxiaomimi。
[zhuchiren：“xiaotangyuan，mamazuixihuanchishenmeya？”][xiaotangyuan（bujiasisuo，cuishengsheng）：“huoguo！
jiachao——duo——lajiao！ladetayanleiwangwanghaitingbuxialai！shangcibagebiwangnainaidejiayadouhediaole！
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”]quanchangzaicixiaopen。wowuzhelian，zhixiangyuandixiaoshi。
wodeshunvrenshe…suidepindoupinbuqilai。lundao“caiyizhanshi”。biedemengwachanggetiaowubeigushi。
wojiazheiwei…[xiaotangyuan（dadadapaodaoyingdiluzemianqian，yangzhexiaonaodai，dayanjingpushanpushan）：“shushu！
shushu！nizhangdehaoxiangyigerene！”]luze，xinjindingliuyingdi，yiwenroushuaiqifengmiwanqianshaonv。
tapiqihao，xiaozhedunxialai。[luze（wenrou）：“e？xiangsheiya？”]wodexintiaolouleyipai。
buxiangdeyuganxiangbingshuijiaotou。[xiaotangyuan（xiaoshouyizhi，
jingzhunwubi）：“xiangwopturuanjianlipdiaodebabaya！(◕ᴗ◕✿)”]hong——！shijieanjingle。
liansheyingjiyunzhuandexiweiwengmingdouxiaoshile。suoyourendemuguang，xiangtanzhaodengyiyang，
shuadijujiaozaiwoheneigeyubujingrensibuxiudexiaozaizishenshang。luzelianshangdewenrouxiaorong，yidiandianjiangzhu，
liekai。[04]shijianfangfoningguleyimiao。suiji，zhenggesheyingpengzhakaileguo！“p…pdiaodebaba？
”zhuchirenhuatongchadiandiaodishang，shengyinpicha。gongzuorenyuanyanzhuzidengdexiangtongling，huxiangfengkuangshiyanse。
danmugengshichedifengle，mimimamahumanpingmu：【**！！！！！！！！】【pdiaodebaba？？？
xinxiliangjuda！！！】【xiaotangyuanbabashishei？！luyingdi？！bukenengba？！】【dengdeng！
zhongdiannandaobushi‘pdiao’ma？！suwanwanbahaitadiezhaopianpdiaole？！duodachou？！】【aaaaa！
luzebiaoqingliekaile！niandumingchangmianyuding！】meiguangdengfenglesideshanshuo，jihuyaobarenshanxia。
wushudaomuguangxiangzhenyiyangzhazaiwobeishang，**lade。xueyeshunjianchongshangtouding，erduoliwengwengzuoxiang。
womengdizhanqilai，dongzuokuaidedaidaolesuliaodeng，fachucierdemocasheng。
[wo（yibalaoqihaizaizhuangkuangwai、zhabazhedayanjingdexiaotangyuan，shengyinfajin）：“buhaoyisi！
haizi…haiziwushuishijiandaole！shipei！”]baozhezheichendiandiande“xiaozhadan”，wojihushichongchubaoweiquan。
shenhoushizhuchirentulaodewanliusheng、gongzuorenyuanhunluandejiaobusheng，haiyougezhongqieqiesiyuheyayibuzhudejinghu。
pao！bixupao！wunianqianneizhongbeiguchenzhipeidekongjugan，paishandaohaibanyongleshanglai！
xiaozaizizheizhanglian…genbenjiushigedingshizhadan！[05]baomuchedemen“peng”yishengshuaishang，
gejuelewaimianxuanxiaodeshijie。wotanzaihouzuo，dakouchuanqi，xinzanghaizaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu。
[wo（chuozhexiaotangyuanrouhuhudeliandan，yaoyaqiechi）：“su！xiao！yuan！sheijiaonideptu？！
sheirangniluanshuohuade？！(╬◣д◢)”][xiaotangyuan（wugudirouzhelian，
dayanjingshuiwangwang）：“mamazijishuodeya！nishuobabashihuaidandamowang，zhaopianyaopdiao，yanbujianxinbufan！
”][xiaotangyuan（waizhetou，xiaodarensidetanqi）：“keshimama，
dehaoxiangzhaopianlineigemeipdiaodeshushue…jiushibizhaopianxiongyidiandian…(´･_･`)”]woyanqianyihei。
wandan！chediwandan！zheixiaozuzongjixingzenmezheimehao！haiguanchadezheimezixi！jiuzaizheishi，
shoujixiangcuimingfuyiyangfengkuangzhendongqilai。pingmushangtiaoyuezhejingjirenlijiedemingzi。[wo（zhandouzhejietong，
qiruoyousi）：“wei…lijie…”][lijie（paoxiaoti，chuantoulijiqiang）：“su！wan！wan！！！
nierziganleshenmehaoshi？！zhibojiankabaole！resouqianshiquanshinihenierzi！！
‘luzebeipdiaodebaba’baole！！‘suwanwanyinhunshengzi’baole！！‘xiaotangyuanshengfuzhimi’baole！
！！wodedianhuabeidabaole！quanshimeiti！quan！shi！！
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”]womomobashoujinayuanleyidian，ganjueerduokuailongle。
[lijie（paoxiaochixushuchu）：“nizuihaojiwogejieshi！neihaizitadiedaodishishei？！
zongbunengzhenshiluzeba？！tatuanduineibiankuaibawochile！
”][06][wo（shengwukelian）：“…bushiluze。shige…biluzemafanyiwanbeidecunzai。
”][lijie（shengyindouranbagao）：“shei？！tianwanglaozima？！”]wozhanglezhangzui，
neigemingzikazaihoulongli，xiangyikuaishaohongdeluotie。guchen。guangshimonianzheilianggezi，
wunianqianneizhongshenrugusuidehanyiyoupaleshanglai。neigenanren，zhangkongyuqiangdaobiantai，shouduanhenliwuqing。
tayaozhidaowobujinpaole，haitoutoushengletadezai…wodalegehanzhan，buganwangxiaxiang。
（yuqituranbiandeguiyi）：“wanwan…nishangwangkankan…youyouxinresoule…”]woyouzhongjiqibuxiangdeyugan。
douzheshoudiankaiweibo。resoudiyiheranguazhe：jingbao！xiaotangyuanshensigushijituanzongcaiguchenyounianzhao！
peitushiliangzhangzhaopian。zuobian，shiwojiaxiaotangyuanzaizongyishangliezuidaxiaodejietu，luchuqueleyikedexiaomenya，
yanjingwanchengyueya。youbian，shiyizhangmingxianniandaijiuyuandeheibaizhaopian，yigetongyangnianjidexiaonanhai，
chuanzhejingzhidexiaoxizhuang，duizhejingtouweiweiyangzhexiaba，yanshenliyouzheyuanchaonianlingdelengdanhejuao。neimeiyan！
neilunkuo！neiweiweishangyangdezuijiaohudu！jianzhijiushiyigemozikechulaide！
lianneiguzichoupidexiaojingerdouyimoyiyang！xiamianpinglunchedifengle：【******！！！poanle！！！
】【wodemaya！zheixiangsidu99.999%！shuobushiqinshengdesheixin？！】【guchen？！
neigeshenjiaqianyi、duoduojiaoshangjiedousandoudehuoyanwangguchen？！suwanwanhuaideshitadezai？！
】【pdiaodebabashiguchen？！suwanwannishishenmepinzhongdeyongshi？！
】【suoyi…suwanwanshineigechuanshuozhongwunianqianturanxiaoshi、rangguchenjuedisanchiyemeizhaodaodenvren？！
xiaoshuozhaojinxianshi？！】shouji“pada”yisheng，diaozaichezuoditanshang。woquanshendeliqidoubeichouganle，
shoujiaobingliang。wanle。zheicishizhendewanle。guchenkendingkandaole！neigeyazibibaodenanren！
[07]shoujipingmuwanqiangdiliangzhe，xiangdiyuderukou。
yigemeiyourenhebeizhude、quelanshuyuxindebendihaoma，tuwuditiaolechulai。
weng——weng——weng——meizhendongyixia，douxiangzhongchuizazaiwodexinzangshang。xueyesihudouninggule，zhijianbingliang。
wunian。zhengzhengwunian，zheigehaomaanjingdexiangsileyiyang。rujin，taxiangle。daizheshanyuyulaidekongbuqixi。
wosisidingzhepingmu，huxidoutingzhile。xiaotangyuansihuyeganjuedaolemamadebuduijing，guaiguaizuozaipangbian，
xiaoshoubuandijiuzhewodeyijiao。[xiaotangyuan（xiaosheng）：“mama…dianhua…”]wobishangyan，shenxiyikouqi，
zaizhengkaishi，daizheyizhongbenfuxingchangdebeizhuang。zhijianzhandouzhe，huaguojietingjian。dianhuaneitou，yipiansiji。
meiyouhuxisheng，meiyoudianliuzayin，zhiyouyizhongwuxingde、binglengdeyali，shunzhexinhaoxianxiongyongerlai，
jihuyaojiangwodongjiang。jimiaohou，yigedichendaojidian、fangfoguoxiezhexiboliyahanliudeshengyin，
chuantouermo：[guchen（shengyinbingleng，haowuqifu）：“dizhi。”]yanjianyigai，burongzhihui。
xiangfaguanxiadazuihoudepanjue。wotoupishunjianzhakai！xinzangkuangtiaodekuaiyaochongchuhoulong！[wo（naoziyipiankongbai，
xiayishibaojinxiaotangyuan，tuokouerchu）：“bu…buyongle！haizizhenbushinide！
tashi…tashishitoufenglibengchulaide！zhende！
(;´༎ຶд༎ຶ`)”][08]dianhuaneitouxianrulegengzhangjiude、lingrenzhixidechenmo。
woganjuezhouweidekongqidoubeichouganle，feibu**laditeng。[guchen（shengyingengchen，
daizheyisiyayidenujifanxiao）：“su、wan、wan。”]zheisangezibeitaniandejiman，xiangcuilebingdedaofeng，
yiziyidaoguazaiwogutoushang。woshenzhinengxiangxiangchutacikedebiaoqing——neishuangshenbujiandideheimouli，
yidingfangunzhenengjiangrentunshidefengbao。[guchen：“jiniershifenzhong。dizhi。huozhe，wojuedisanchi。
”]“du…du…du…”dianhua**cuililuodiguaduanle。mangyinbinglengerdandiao。wojiangzaiyuandi，
baozhexiaotangyuandeshoubeidouzaifadou。juedisanchi…tajueduizuodechulai！wunianqiantajiuzhengmingguole！
[xiaotangyuan（yangzhexiaolian，dayanjinglimanshihaoqihedanyou）：“mama？shineige…huaidandamowangbabama？
taxiongnile？(๑•́₃•̀๑)”][wo（yukuwulei，baozhetaruanhuhudexiaoshenzi，
shengyindouzaizhan）：“tangyuan…mamahaoxiang…tanshangdashile…”]pao？wangnapao？guchenyaozhaoren，
tianyahaijiaodoumeiyong。duo？duodeguochuyiduobuguoshiwu。wuniandepingjingrizi，daotoule。
[09]ershifenzhong，jingquedexiangyongmiaobiaoqiaguo。yiliangdidiaoshehuadeheisemaibahe，
rutongyoulingbanqiaowushengxidihuatingzaigongyulouxia。chemendakai，zengliangdepixietazaidimianshang，
yisibugoudeangguixikubaoguozhezhangtui。guchenxiachele。wunianshiguang，sihubingweizaitashenshangliuxiaduoshaohenji。
zhishilunkuogengjiashenkelengying，zhoushensanfadeqichanggengjiaporen，xiangyizuoyidongdebingshan。taweiweitaimou，
shixianjingzhundisuodinglewoneilazhechuangliandechuangkou，yanshenruilidefangfonengchuantouboli。
tashenhougenzhelianggechuanzheheisexizhuang、mianwubiaoqingdegaodabaobiao，xiangliangzunmenshen。
[baobiaoa（disheng）：“guzong，shizheili。dinglou。”]guchenmeishuohua，xiahexianbengdesijin，
jingzhizoujindanyuanmen。diantiwushengshangsheng。“ding——”diantimenzaidingcengdakai。guchenmaibuchulai，
zoulangdeguangxianluozaitashensuidemeiyanshang，yipianchenyu。tazoudaowoneishantiezhekatongtiezhidefangdaomenqian，tingxia。
xiuzhangdeshouzhitaiqi，zhiguanjiezhengyaoluoxia。men，turanconglimianbeilakaileyitiaofeng。
yikemaorongrongdexiaonaodaitanlechulai，dingzheyitouluanqiaodedaimao。zhengshixiaotangyuan。yidayixiao，
gezhexiazhaidemenfeng，muguangdiyicizaikongzhongjiaohui。[10]shijianfangfoninggu。
xiaotangyuanyangzhe**nendexiaolian，
wuliuliudedayanjinghaowujusedidaliangzhemenkouzheigeyougaoyouleng、qishihesirendeshushu。xiaozuibaweiweizhangzhe，
daizhedianhaoqi。guchenchuimou，shixianlaolaosuodingzaiyanqianzheizhangxiaolianshang。
neizhangsuoxiaobande、yuzijiyounianjihuyimoyiyangdelian，daizhehaitongteyoudetianzhenhemengdong，
qingxidiyingzaitashenbujiandideheimouli。tazhoushenneiguhairendebinglengqichang，sihuyouneimeyishunjiandeningzhi。
眼底深处，
yongqijiqifuzadeqingxu——zhenjing、shenshi、yisinanyizhixin…haiyoumouzhonggengshenchen、gengnanyiyanyudedongxi。
[xiaotangyuan（zhabazhabadayanjing，turannaishengnaiqikaikou，daizhedianxiaodeyi）：“shushu，nizhaowomamima？
taduomaomaokelihaila！buguohaishibeiwozhaodaola！zaiyijuli！
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”]menneidewo：“……”suxiaoyuan！！！nizheimaimaqiurongdexiaopantu！！！
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻guchendezuijiao，jibukechadichoudongleyixia。tashenhoudelianggebaobiao，
jilibengzhelian，jianbangquekeyidiweiweisongdong。[guchen（muguangcongxiaotangyuanlianshangyikai，chuantoumenfeng，
jingzhundidingzaihenbudesuojinqiangfenglidewoshenshang，shengyindichen，tingbuchuqingxu）：“shitoufeng？
”][11]kongqisiji。woyingzhetoupi，bamenfengladayidian，luchubangeshenzi，baxiaotangyuanhuzaishenhou，
jichuyigebikuhainankandexiao。[wo（ganbaba）：“gu…guzong？hao…haoqiaoa？
ninzenmeqinzi…sanbusandaowojiamenkoule？(⊙﹏⊙)”]guchenmeiliwozheizhuoliedezhuangsha。
tashensuidemuguangxiangtanzhaodeng，zaiwohexiaotangyuanzhijianlaihuisaoshi。neiyanshen，
ruilidefangfoyaobarenconglidaowaipouxigeganjing。[guchen（bochunweiqi，yuqishichenshu，
erfeiyiwen）：“wode。”]lianggezi，zhongruoqianjun，daizheburongzhiyidexuanpan。woxintouyitiao，
xiayishibaojinlexiaotangyuan，gengzhebozi。[wo（qiangcheng）：“guzong，fankeyiluanchi，huabunengluanshuo！
qinzijiandingdoumeizuo，ninzheikongkoubaiyade…”]huayinweiluo，
guchenshenhouyigedaizhejinsiyanjing、tizhezhuanyeyinsexiaoxiangzidenanrenshangqianyibu。yikanjiushisirenyisheng。
[sirenyisheng（zhuanyelengjing）：“guzong，yangbenkeyixianchangcaiji，jiajijieguosanxiaoshineichu。”]sanxiaoshi？
！woyanqianyihei。wanle！kexuemianqian，wozhei“shitoufeng”lilunsuidelianzhadoubusheng！
xiaotangyuanzaiwohuailiniuleniu，kankanyilianhanshuangdeguchen，youkankanrulindadidewo，xiaomeitouzhouleqilai，
sihuzhongyuyishidaozheige“shushu”butaiyouhao。[12]sanxiaoshi，xiangsangeshijineimemanzhang。
gongyulimimanzhelingrenzhixidediqiya。guchenzuozaiweiyiyizhanghaisuantimiandeshafashang，zhangtuijiaodie，
zitaikansisuiyi，quesanfazhewuxingdeweiya。taruilidemuguangjiumeilikaiguoxiaotangyuan。
xiaotangyuangangkaishihaiyoudianpa，duozaishafajiaoluowantadeaoteman。danxiaohaiziwangxingda，
youqishiwojiazheigesheniuxiaotangyuan。[xiaotangyuan（toutoumiaoguchen，xiaoshengwenwo）：“mama，
zheigeshushuweishenmeyizhikanwo？shiwotaishuailema？(◕‿◕✿)”]wo：“……”zaia，
nixinkezhenda！[guchen（turankaikou，shengyindichen）：“guolai。”]xiaotangyuanyouyuleyixia，kankanwo，
youkankanguchenneizhanghaokandanlengbingbingdelian，zuizhonghaishihaoqixinzhanleshangfeng，baozheaotemancengleguoqu。
guchenmeidong，zhishichuimoukanzheaidaozijituibiandexiaobudian。xiaotangyuanyangzhetou，dayanjingliangjingjing。
[xiaotangyuan：“shushu，nirenshiwobabama？mamashuotashihuaidandamowang！
(｡ŏ_ŏ)”]wochadianbeizijikoushuiqiangsi！su！xiao！yuan！nishiwoqinshengdezhaizhuba？！
(╬￣min￣)guchendemeishaojibukechaditiaoleyixia，muguangchenchendisaoxiangwo，daizhebinglengdeshenshi。
[guchen（kanzhexiaotangyuan，yuqitingbuchuxinu）：“e？tazheimeshuode？
”][13][xiaotangyuan（yonglidiantou，xiaolianrenzhen）：“ng！mamashuobabakehuaile！jiuzhidaogongzuo！
haibuhuijia！haixiong！xiangdalaohu！aowu——！
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”]tahaipeihedizuolegezhangyawuzhuadedongzuo。wojuewangdiwuzhulian。wanle，
quanwanle。heilishibeiqinerzibadedikudoubusheng。guchendelian，rouyankejiandiyouheileyiceng。
[guchen（chenmopianke，kanzhexiaotangyuan，huranwen）：“ta…guodehaoma？”]zheihuawende…youdianqiguai。
buxiangzhiwen，fanerdaizhedian…fuzadeyiwei？woshuqierduo。xiaotangyuanwaizhenaodaixianglexiang。
[xiaotangyuan：“mamahenlihaie！huijiwozuohaochide！haihuijianggushi！suiranyoushihoubenbende，
huibatangdangyanfang…(´･_･`)”]wo：“……”zai，daoyebubirucichengshi！
[xiaotangyuan（yanjingturanliangqilai）：“danshi！mamachaojiaiwo！tashuowoshitadexiaotaiyang！
zuizuizuibaobeidetangyuan！(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”]xiaojiahuoshuozhe，
haizhangkaixiaoshoubeibihualeyigedadade“zui”zi，lianshangyangyizhechuncuide、beiaibaoweidexingfu。
guchenkanzheneizhangcanlandexiaolian，kanzhetayanzhonghaowubaoliudeyilaihekuaile，
yanshenshenchusihuyoushenmedongxiweiweidongleyixia。tafangzaixishangdeshou，shouzhiwuyishidiquansuoleyixia。
[14]“ding——”sirenyishengdeshoujitishiyindapoleningzhidekongqi。suoyourendemuguangshunjianjujiaoguoqu。
yishengxunsuchakanxinxi，ranhoutaitou，yuqiwubikending：[sirenyisheng：“guzong，
dnaqinzijiandingjieguoqueren。pipeilv99.9999%。suxiaoyuanxiansheng，shinindeshengwuxueerzi。
”]chenailuoding！wozuihoudejiaoxingxinlibeichediniansui，shentihuanglehuang，fuzhupangbiandejuzicaizhanwen。
gailaide，zhongjiuhaishilaile。guchendemuguangcongshoujipingmushangtaiqi，zaiciluozaiwolianshang。neiyanshen，
shenchendexiangbaofengyuqiandehaimian，yayizhewushuwokanbudongdeqingxu。danneifenbinglengheyapogan，
sihu…jianruoleneimeyisisi？[guchen（shengyindichen，quemeilezhiqiandeliqi，
fanerdaizheyizhongburongkangjudechenshu）：“haizi，genwohuigujia。”]laile！wojiuzhidao！
tayaoqiangzouwodetangyuan！wuniandekongjushunjianhuaweishizhi！[wo（xianghuzaidemushou，
mengdichongdaoxiaotangyuanmianqianzhangkaishoubei，shengyinjianrui）：“buxing！guchen！tashiwode！shiwoyigerenyangdade！
nipingshenme？！”][guchen（yanshendouranyili）：“pingwoshitafuqin！
”][15][wo（huochuqule，yanquanfahong）：“fuqin？nijinguoyitianfuqindezerenma？！
nizhidaotadiyicijiaomamashishenmeshihouma？nizhidaotabanyefashaowobaozhetapaoleduoyuanquyiyuanma？！
nizhidaotaxihuanshenmetaoyanshenmema？！guchen，nichuletigongyike**，nihaizuoguoshenme？！
(;´༎ຶд༎ຶ`)”]jiyalewuniandeweiqu、kongju、duzidaiwadexinsuan，zaizheiyikebaofa。
yanleibuzhengqidiyongshanglai。guchenbeiwojiliedezhiwendingzaiyuandi，meitoujinsuo，kanzhewodeyanlei，
yanshenfuzananbian。tasihuxiangshuoshenme，danzuizhongzhishiminjinlechun。yizhianjingkanzhewomenzhengchaodexiaotangyuan，
turansongkailebaozheaotemandeshou。xiaojiahuomaizhexiaoduantui，dadadazoudaowoheguchenzhongjian，shenchuxiaogebo，
xianggexiaodarenyiyang，yibianyige，lazhulewoheguchendeshou。[xiaotangyuan（yangzhexiaolian，kankanwo，
youkankanguchen，naishengnaiqi，queyichangqingxi）：“mamabuku。shushu…baba？”tashitanxingdijiaoleyisheng，
youkanxiangwo，“nimenbuyaochaojiahaobuhao？tangyuanhaipa。(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)”]neiyishengruanruande“baba”，
xiangyikexiaoshizitourubingfengdehumian。guchenhunshenmengdiyizhen！
taditoukanzhelazhuzijishouzhideneizhiwenrerouruandexiaoshou，zaikankanxiaotangyuanneizhangdaizheqieyiheqipandexiaolian，
yandifanyongdebinghanfengbao，diyicichuxianlemingxiandeliehen。taneizhibeixiaotangyuanwozhudeshou，
jiqijiangyingdi、jiqihuanmandi…fanwolehuiqu。dongzuoshengse，quedaizheyizhongxiaoxinyiyidequeren。
[16][guchen（muguangyijiuchenlengdikanzhewo，shengyinquedichenlejifen）：“haizixuyaofuqin。
”][wo（molebayanlei，haobutuirang）：“tagengxuyaoyigeanwendehuanjing！erbushibeiniturandaizou，
juanrunimengujiadexuanwo！”][guchen（meitouzhoudegengjin）：“gujiabuhuikuidaita。
”][wo（lengxiao）：“bukuidai？shijitazuihaodewuzhi，ranhourangtabianchengxiayigelengmowuqingdeguchenma？
！”]zheihuatuokouerchu，wozijidoulengleyixia。taijianruile。guchendelianseshunjianbiandejiqinankan，
yanshenruilirudao，zhoushenhanqibaozhang。jiuzaizheijianbanuzhangdeshike，xiaotangyuandexiaonaodaigualingguangyishan！
[xiaotangyuan（turansongkaishou，xingfendipaizhexiaobazhang）：“a！tangyuanyoubanfala！
”]tadadadapaodaowofangbaodejuziqian，dianqijiao，feilidilakailalian，xiaoshouzailimiantaoatao。
woheguchendoukanzheta，buzhidaozheixiaojiahuoyouyaogaoshenmemingtang。zhijiantataochuleyizhang…yinxingka？bu，
shiguchenyiqianjiguowode、beiwojiandiaodanyoubeixiaotangyuandang“baozang”shouzangqilaideheikasuipian！
xiaotangyuanjuzheneikuaiyinzhetangjinlogodeyingsuliaosuipian，xianbaosidepaodaoguchenmianqian。
[xiaotangyuan（yanjingliangjingjing，chongmanqidai）：“baba！nikan！mamabanide‘mofaka’buxiaoxinnonghuaila！
(◕ᴗ◕✿)”]tadianzhejiao，nulibaneixiaoxiaodesuipianjugao。
[xiaotangyuan（xiaolianwubirenzhen）：“baba，ninengbunengyongzheige‘mofaka’，
bianyige…bianyigebuhuixiongmama、huipeitangyuanwan、haihuijimamamaihaoduohaoduopiaoliangqunzidebabachulaiya？
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧”][17]kongqizaicininggu。
guchenkanzheerzishouzhongneikuaiweibuzudaodeheikasuipian，zaikankantalianshangneihaowuzazhide、chongmantongzhendeqidai。
xiaojiahuodeluojijiandanyouzhibai：nonghuailebabadeka，babajiuneng“bian”chuyigehaobabale？