meiti：jinriyingdiguyimingbeitoupaidao，duiqixiananxingyubeiguofenqinnidehuamian，pinpindengshangresou，rangqianwanfensiduiyingdidexingxiangzaicibiaoshiyiwen，shiyingdidexianzhushou？haishiliangrenniqingwoyuandelunsang……ke，lunxian。
yubei：kankan，meitidoubagouliangduanlaisaizuilile，ernihaishizhinan！
——《youbeinanshenliaoshangresou》quanwenjidiao
zheishiyigebeishangdegushi。
真的。
haiyoushenmebi“nibawodangxiongdi，wozuomengdouxiang……”gengbeishangdegushini？
yubeianlianleguyiming8nianle，congdaxuetongqin，tajiukaishishitugouyinbaiwannanshenguyiming，yihaoxiongdidemingyishadouganle，tongguochuang（chuang？）gongguozhen，jiuchazijizuoshangqule，zhengzheng8nian，guyiminghaishiyigenbizhidezhinan。
yubeishenzhihuaiyishibushizijihaibugoufengsao。
dianshilibofangzheyulexinwenpindao：
“yingdiguyimingchuanchuhenvxingzhangziyingdixialianqingdefeiwen，jinrizhangziyingjieshoucaifangtoulu‘womenzaozaishangyehuodongshijiurenshile’，erguyimingchuxidianyingxuanchuanshi，jujuerenheguanyusirendecaifang，rangtamendelianqinggengjiapushuomili，yinlaiduofangcaice……”
yubeizuozaishafashang，hendeyayangyang，yaodiaoleyikeyaokongqianniu，pajiyishengbadianshiguandiao。
tabuxiangdakaishouji，wangluoshangkendingshiguyimingde“lianqingchuanwen”mantianfei。
yubeijiuxiangyiguosuancaiyu。
又酸又菜又多余。
yedui，renjiashishenmeren，guominlaogong，youqianyouyanyoufuji，congdasanchudaokaishi，chuyandedianyingnajiangnadaoshouruan，biyehouzhijiechuangbanzijidechuanmeigongsi，nianjiqingqingchengleyulequandebossjirenwu。
erzijini？zhishiyigefenghuazhengmaodexiaojilao。
suiranheguyimingtongbanbiye，zaiyulequanmopagundazheimexienian，yinianzhicanyanjibudianshijudenanshibahao，shushixiaotouming。
napashizhangziyingdoushizhishoukeredexinjinxiaohua。
他凭啥喜欢自己？
shouzhudaitusideshoulezheimeduonian，yubeidoukuaidengderenlaojuhuangle，zheishishangyoubuzhitaguyimingyigenanrenzhangdeshuai，zongbunengzaiyigenshuchazishangdiaosi，nishuoduiba？
yubeihenjusang，juedingfangqiguyimingle，tafashi，congjintiankaishi，tazaichuixianguyiming，heguyimingshuijue，tajiushigou！
“aizhendexuyaoyongqi，laimianduiliuyanfeiyu……”zheishiyubeijiguyimingzhuanshedeshoujilingsheng，takanleyiyanlaidianxianshi，zhiyouyigezi“ming。”
yubeishibuxiangjiede，danshishouzhiyouzijidexiangfa，haimeidengtafanyingguolaijiuyijinghuadaolejieting。
“幺儿——”
nitingting，zheishizhinangaiyoudechenghuma？
yinweiyubeishiqinshinianjizuixiaode，laizisichuandelaoerjitaqulezheigechenghu，guyimingcongcijiumeigaiguokou。
guyimingdeshengyinhunhoucixingyouchongni，gezhepingmudounengganshoudaoneigubazongqixi，yubeiguangtingzhejiuhunshensuruan。
不行，不能多想。
yubeicishiyijingxialejuexin，jiubunengzaizheimeduoluo！taqingleqingsangzi，naniechuzirenweitieshixinchangdeshengyin——
“嗯。”
“jinerwanshangqunijia，menbiefansuo。”
yanjianyigai，qiefenfudejiaqingjiushu，jiuhaoxiangzaiwaidapindelaogongduilaoposhuo“jintianwandianhuijia，biefansuomen”yimaoyiyang。
laijialiganma？dangranshishuijue。
zheishiguyimingdexiguan，zhiyaoyoukongjiulaiyubeijialichuanmen，yubeidouhuaiyiguyimingshuitajiabizijijiadecishuduo。
yubeijiushitaizongrongtale，caihuiyangzhezheizhonglisuodangrandehuaixiguan！zheicitayinggaizhandingjietiedijujue！
“不行！”
yubeihuida，qishifeichangzu。
guyimingtingqilaiyoudianchayi，wen：“weishenme？”
yubeidounengxiangxiangpingmuneitou，guyimingliangtiaohaokandejianmeisuodaoyiqi，nanyizhixinyouburongwunidemoyang。
yubeibuzhidaozhaoshenmejiekou，qiyandunshidaluoleyijie。
“yinwei……jiuneige……yinweiwobuzaijia，huiqudoutingwande。”
yubeibutaishanzhangheguyimingduikang，taxianglaiyantingjicong。
“e，neimeishi，woxianhuijia，dengni。”
“……”
失策了。
yubeiwangleguyimingzaojiuyouzijijiadebeiyongyaochi。
“哎！不是……”
haimeidengyubeishuowan，guyimingyijingleilifengxingdiguaduanledianhua。
yubeikanzhetonghuajilu，youxiefadai。
越想越气。
tadangwodamenshishenme？renyoutajinjinchuchujinjinchuchude……
jiranyaozhanduanheguyimingyingyinggougoudeaimei，tajiuyaoguanchedaodi！
yubeiyinuzhixia，baguyimingdetongxunmingchenggaichengle“dongjingbaota”。
东京宝塔，铁直。
yubeizheixiagaoxingle，zheihaibugou，tayoubaguyimingdezhuanshulingshenggaichengle“huihuxidetong”，gecidiyijujiushi“zaidongjingtieta，diyicitiaowang……”。
yubeixinqinghaole，kaikaixinxindianleyifenwaimai，fanzhengtazheijitianyemeiyougongzuo，wozaijialiyijingchilehaojitianwaimaile。
chiwanfan，yubeitangshafashangkaishishuaweibo，taweibofensijiujiwange，qizhongbaokuoleqidagubadayi，yijiyibanjiangshihao，zhenzhengdefensiliaoliaowuji。
yubeimeichuyanyaoyueshi，jiuxihuanzaijiashuashadiaozhuanfa，zhishiyueshuatayuexinhuang。
zheiyanggao，huibuhuirenaoleguyiminga？bijingtagenguyimingguanxishibucuo，ketongshitayeshizijideboss，yubeikeshimuduguotaduigongsiyirenpiqiyouduochoude。
“dongjingbaota”dezaicilaidian，hedeyubeiyigejiling。
yubeirenzhumeiyoujie，danshisuizhelingshengchangxiaqu，tajuedezijicaishibeiguazaidongjingtietadingshangdeyikuailarou，ruoxiao，wuzhu。
但牛逼。
就是不接！
lingshengzhongyutingle，fangjianyipiansiji。
yubeifaguoquyigeduanxin：wojinwanbuzaijia，shuipengyoujia，niqubiededifangba。
meixiangdaoyihuier，guyimingjuranhuileyitiaoxinxi：nizaina？wokaichequzhaoni，nagepengyou？woyijingkaichezailushangle，nengqunali？
sheiguanniqunali？zhangziyingjiage。yubeilenghengyisheng。
yubeibuguanle，fanzhengyijingjitashuomingbaile，talusujietouyeguaibudaoziji。
yubeisuoxingshoujidiaochengjingyin，mimihuhushuileguoqu，bingweikandaoshoujipingmushangyicici“dongjingbaota”delaidian。
xiaoqudixiatingchechang，zuozaijiashishideguyiming，ruyubeixiangxiangdeyiban，jianmeiningdaoleyiqi，bochunjinbi，ruguorenshitaderenzai，yidinghuisuoduanbozidingshangguogai，zheishifengbaoqiandeningjing。
“duibuqi，ninbodadedianhuawurenjieting，qingshaohouzaibo……”
guyimingzhidaoyubeiweiyideaihao，jiushishuashadiaobo，tadiankaileweibo，fabuchenggong，neirongzhiyouwugezi。
“@余北睡了没？”
shuimengzhongyubeibuzhidao，zheiyiye，zijihuibeiqianwanfensihemeitichadianlianneikuyansedouwachulai……kongjiangresou！