“nengrangwodaqinershierwang，kendingbushizheimeyidianerxiaoshi。”
chaozheshuohuadetanzikanleyiyan，shihuangshenqingpingjing：
“youlisidengrenzai，yinghaonaobuchushenmedaluanzi，qiefangtazhetengjiri。”
“zhenyaokanyikan，zheidaqindetianxia，andilihaizangzheduoshaoyinxianxiaoren。”
“是！”
……
‘嘭！’
shihuanghenzixin，zixindaodiertianjiuganjuezijibeidangzhongchouleshijigedazuibazi。
“怎么敢？”
“tadaodishizenmegande？”
shouzhongbeizhanzhongzhongdeshuaidaodishang，shihuangliansenankan：
“neinizi，tazenmeganruciduidaibaixing？tajiubupayinqiminbianma？”
“jizaiminchifukang、zhenzailianglichannitushupicaogen，zhenkuitanengxiangdechulai。”
lengxiaoyisheng，shihuangturanqishen：
“jizhenyirong，zhenyaoqinziqukankan，zhende‘haoerzi’hainengganchushenmehuangtangzhiju！”
“haiyouzhendehaochengxiang，youzaizuoxieshenme！”
jishizhidaolisiheyinghaojiachuanshengzhi，shihuangyemeiyouxiangxianzaizheiyangfennuguo。
tasuiranduidaibaixingyanke，danquedoushiyifaxingshi，siyinghaozheidenghuangtangzhijuqueshicongweizuoguo。
zaishoudaoxiaoxideyishunjian，shihuangdishenzhiyouxiehuaiyizijidepanduan：
nandaowodaqinershierwang，zhendejiushiyinweiyinghaohelisizheilianggehunzhang？
“是！”
……
“dianxia，womenzheimezuo，shibushiyouxietaiguofenle？”
咸阳城，城门
tangtangdedaqinzuoxiangdaren，zaizheiyikequedichuizhenaodaisuozhebozixiangjilelinleyudeanchun。
yidazaobeiyinghaozhuaiqilaishizhouanzhizaimin，duiyuzheizhongnenggoushuashengwangdeshiqing，lisiqishihaishihenleyicanjiade。
dandangjudadezhouguobaichulai，yanzhengzhengkanzheyinghaowanglimiantianleyidaduifukang、nituheshupizhihou，laolimomohoutuileliangbu，bingzuohaosuishipaoludezhunbei：
zheigejuli，tazhendehendanxinzijibeifennudezaiminsichengsuipian。
“dianxia，ruguozhendequeliang，laofufushangqishiyenengjieshengyidianerchulai，womenmeibiyao……”
chaozheyipangmaozhereqidedatieguokanleyiyan，lisizheicaishuochuhoubanjuhuayu：
“没必要这样啊。”
zheiyidaguoheihuhuhaipiaozheshupicaogendewanyier，ruobushiqinyansuojian，tadoubuganxiangxinshirenleinenggoupengrenchulaidedongxi！
“左相这是为何？”
chaozhelisikanleyiyan，yinghaoyanjingwanwanruyueya：
“kuaiwangqianmianzhanzhan，womenxianzaizuodekeshishizhoujiurendedahaoshier，zenmenengbuhaohaolugemianni？”
“殿下，我……”
lisihaixiangjixuwanghou，danquebeiyinghaozhuazheyilingzhuaidaolezuiqianmian：
dangwushuzaimindemuguangluodaozijishenshangdeshihou，lisijiuzhidaozijiwanle。
laofubainianzhihou，‘jianxiang’erzipashitaobudiaolea。
“奸贼！”
‘嗯？’
tingzhechuanruerzhongdehuayu，lisishaoweiyileng：
zenmehuishier，baoyinglaidezheimekuaima？
shaoweiniutou，lisikandaoyigemianrongweiyan、shencaizhuangshuodelaorenzhengyanshenbinglengdekanzheziji。
buzhiweihe，zaiganshoudaoduifangmuguangdeshihou，lisimomingdeyouxiexinxuhekongju。
“laorenjiahechuciyan？”
jiuzailisimuguangduoshankaolvzhegaishuoxieshenmedeshihou，yinghaoquezhudongjieguolehuacha：
“zuoxiangdarengongwufanmang，tanengzaibaimangzhizhongchouchushijianqianlaizhenzaijiuminyishimodaderenci，laorenjiazennengchukoubujingni？”
‘呵呵~’
muguangluodaoyinghaoshenshang，kanzhezheihuohouyan**demoyang，shihuanghaoxuanmeiyouyijiaochuaiguoqu：
“rucishuolai，zheixiebaixinghaideganxienimenle？”
“这是自然。”
dianlediantou，hehenbudezuanjindifengdelisixiangbi，yinghaoqueshitingqixiongfumanlianjiaoao：
“cicijiuzai，zuoxianghuomingwushu，moshuoganxie，jiusuanshilishengcijibaidoubuweiguo！”
‘哈哈哈哈~’
乐了！
真的被气乐了！
ziconglvbuweiyindujiuzijiuzhihou，tahaishidiyicibeiqidaozheizhongdibu。
“nikouzhongzhenzai，jiushijibaixingchichanlefukangshupihenishadexizhou？”
“zainiyanzhong，baixingjiurucidijianbucheng？”
muguangluodaoyinghaoshenshang，yingzhengshuangshouzhizhan：
jishiyinghaoshizijidezisi，danzaitingdaozheizhongyanlundeshihou，tahaishinanyiyizhizijideshayi。
zheidenghunzhang，yuqiliuzhebaihuaiwodaqingenji，daoburugancuiyidaokanleganjing！
buguo，jiuzaiyingzhengshenshangshaqidadaodianfengdeshihou，yidaotietabandeshenyingquemengdidangzailetademianqian。
‘猛将！’
zhishiyigeshunjian，yingzhengjiuganshoudaoleduifangdekongbu：
zheidengqixi，zhiyoushishanxuehaizhongpachulaidemengjiangcaihuiyongyou。
suoyishuo，xiaoershiyishenhouguoranyouzhezhenbuzhidaodeliliang？
yanjingweiweimiqi，yingzhengshunjianjiyinghaodehuangtangzhijuzhaodaoleliyou：
liuguoyunie？haishibaijiacandang？
“回来！”
huihuishoushiyidianweihuidaozijishenpang，muguangluodaomianqiandeyingzhengshenshang，yinghaoxiaorongnongyu：
zuoweiyigejiang‘qianxu’kezainaomenershangdechuanyuezhe，zanchengrenzijibibushanglisi、fengqujizheizhongdalao，dandiaodaniyigeputongxiaolaotouhaibushiqingeryiju？
jintian，jiurangwoyingmourenhaohaozhanshiyixiazuipaodeweili！
“baixingdangranbuhuirucidijian。”
huodongyixiajingu，yinghaozheicaijixukaikou：
“danzaimin，kepeibushangbaixingdechenghu。”
“简直是放……”
“xiaolaotounixianbiejizheshuozanghua。”
daduanyingzhengdeshifadongzuo，yinghaoshenqingdanding：
“kannidechuandaizhuangban，jialideshenghuoyinggaipoweifuyu，ganbuganhewodagedu？”
“怎么赌？”
“jiudunikouzhongde‘baixing’，duibendianxiazheixiejiuzaizhiwudekanfa。”
yanjingweiweimiqi，cishideyinghaoxiangjilechuanshuozhongdexiaohuli：
“ruoshibaixingjuedenenggoujieshou，nijiushujibendianxiayibaishiliangshi，buxianzhonglei。”
“xiaolaotou，niganduma？”
beizijianiziyijuyige‘xiaolaotou’，yingzhengganjuezijidenuqizhizaibutingdetigao：
“若是你输了呢？”
“ruowoshule，jiujinidaoqian。”
‘呵~’
“ruguonishule，woyaodangzhezheizhongduobaixingdemian，daniershidaban！”
nuxiaoyisheng，yingzhengyoubuchongleyiju：
“脱了裤子打！”
‘嘶~’
kanzheyingzhengyaoyaqiechidemoyang，yinghaorenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi：
“nizheixiaolaotoudangzhendaidu。”
“不过……”
“bendianxiagennidule！”
huayujieshu，budengyingzhengkaikou，yinghaoyijingchaozhezhanzaitashenhoudexiarenzhaolezhaoshou：
“ni，qusuibianzhaojigezaiminguolai。”
“xiaolaotou，zanyongdekeshinijiaxiaren，dengxiakebieshubuqia！”