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“chenyushiwomenshouyangdehaizi，kewohetabaconglaimeiyoukuidaiguota，chichuanyongduyiyangbucha。”
“xiaoshihouguanjiaoshiyanlilexie，neidoushiweiletahaoa，womeixiangdaozheihaizijingranjihenshangwomenle。”
“womenzheicilaiyebingbushixiangsuoqiushenme，zheishitingshuotajiehunle，xiangguolaikankan。”
“meixiangdao......”
shuozhe，wodeyangmukulechulai。
shipinlichuxianyizhishou，gulianweita。
ranhou，xiayike，qichuangchuxianzailepingmuzhong。
tanazhehuatong，yifushanliangdemoyang，“chenge，niyouzaikanma？ruguonikandaozheilidehua，woxiwangninengtiliangnifumudebuyi，buyaozaihetamennaomaodunle，gankuaihuilaiba！”
tayouguanmiantanghuangdao：“zaizheili，wohuyuyixiadajia，goubuxianjiapin，zibuxianmuchou，xiwangdajiadounengduizijidefumuhaoyidian。”
“tianxiameiyoufumubuaizijidehaizi，zijiaidefangshiyouxiebuduieryi。”
shunjian，danmushangyongchuyipianhaoping。
“shuodetaiduile，heneigeburenzijifumudenanrenbiqilai，pingmushangneinanhaisanguanzhenhao！”
“fumuyangleshijiershinianyangchuyigebaiyanlang，haiburuyangyitouzhu，hainengmaiqianni。”
“zhichiloushangdexiangfa。”
“shuodedui，jinriworuolengyanpangguan，tarizewurenweiwoyaoqinahan，womendouhuiyoulaoqudeshihou，dajiayaozhongshiqilaia！！”
“weishenmeburanglaorenqufayuantiqisusong？rangbaiyanlanglvxingshanyangyiwu！”
......
yulunfanxiangyuelaiyueda，wobianchenglequanwanghei。
shenzhi，haiyourenbaochulewodedizhi。
getian，wobeizamenshengjingxing。
dakaimen，yiqunzixuzhengyishanliangdewangyou，jitijizailewomenkou。
tamenzhizeqiwodebuxiao，lelingwoxiangwodeyangfumudaoqian，bingchengdanqishanyangtamendeyiwuhezeren。
woxiangguanshangmen，queyingshengshengbeizhuailechulai。
“啪！”
yigexingmudebazhangshandaowolianshang。
yongjizhijian，wodetoufabeiyizhiwuxingdeshousisizhuaizhu。
rengongerwobeizhuaixia，rengwanglechuangwai。
zheiyike，wodeshijiananjingxialai。
wohuangzhangdixiangpaoxiaquxunzhao，quebeiyigudalizhuailehuilai，houbeizhongzhongzhuangshangqiangmian。
“nihaishirenma？zheimeduidaiyangnizhangdadefumu？”
“shenweizinv，jiuyinggaichengdanqishanyanglaorendeyiwu，nideshudoududaogouduziliqule？”
“yidianxiaoxindoumeiyou。”
wokanzhetamenzhangzhedexuependakou，jiuxiangyigegeheidong。
sihuyaojiangwotunshidaijin。
wofalefengbantuikaitamen，“womeiyou！womeiyou！！”
“shitamencongxiaonvedaioudadewo。”
wochediaoshoushangdeshoutao，luchujinhuniuqucanquedeshouzhi。
liaoqizhangzhangdekujiao，wanrumaxituanlidexiaochouyiban，xiangzhongrenzhanshiwozhongdexiangshoutaodexigai。
woshenzhihaixiangtuodiaoyifu，rangtamenkankanwoshenshangbianbudehairendebahen。
我发了疯地自证。
zhidao，yidaoqingpiaopiaodeshengyinchuanlai，“qie，zhuangshenmekelian，kendingdoushijiade。”
“jiushi，yaoshizhendeyikaishizenmebushuo？xianzaikaishimaicanle？”
“真装啊！！”
“wangenfuyidebaiyanlang，yaozhenzheiyangyeshizijizuiyouyingde。”
zheiyike，wosihushiqulesuoyoudeliqiheshouduan。
wozhuaiqiyipangzhanlewushuidetuoba，falefengdishuaixiangtamen，“zoubuzou？nimenzoubuzou？”
wojiangtuobachuxiangneiyizhangzhangchouedezuilianshang。
tamenkaishiyongjingkongdeyanshenkanxiangwo，handao：“fenglefengle，zhenshifengle！”
kanzhetamencanghuangtaocuanshilangbeideyangzi，wodoudongzhejianbangkuangxiaoqilai。
对，我是疯了。
congqichuangdaizheneiduiemochuxianzaiworenshengzuimeihaodechangheshangdeshihou，woyijingfengle！