第1章 两个莫名其妙的群

**siershijiniandexiaohanzhongyushibiyele,dangran,biyedejieguojiushi,tazhaobudaogongzuo,xianzaijiali。

ta,yechenggongdeyouyuanlaidefeizhai,bianchenglesifeizhai……

yijinganweilezijiershiyicimingtianjiuquzhaogongzuodeta,cishizhengnazheshoujifadai。

“仙界神差群……”

“zheishigeshenmewanyier?”

“kanqilaijiujuedediaobaole,gaibuhuiyeyoushiermeishierjiufenxiangyixiegongfaba?”

“haha,xiangshenmeni,nayouneiyangdeshier,yinggaishiyiquncoserjiandeba。”

chuyuwangluoshidaidexiaohanpingshiyexihuankanxiaoshuo,gengxihuanmeishizuojiuhusiluanxiang。

“新人爆照!”

“新人爆照!”

……

zuoweiganggangjiarujinlaidexiaohan,shoudaolereliedehuanying。

xiaohanyeshihaobuhanhu,zhijiejiufachuleyizhangchuletarenweishiziji,bierendoukanbuchushitadeptuzhaopian。

fachuzhaopianzhihou,tameizizidekaozaileshafashang,dengdaizhebeidajiakuajiang。

xiangyaotongguowangluolaipaiqianyixiazaishenghuozhongdeburuyi。

“**……zhei……laoxiong,gemenshuohuabijiaozhi,ni……zhangdeshizaishiyouxieweiwan,nishizenmejiaruwomenxianjieshenchaqunde?gaibuhuishizoulehoumenerba?”

“nanbuchengnishinaweixianjiadehoudai?”

yigewangmingjiao“jizhouxianjieshenchazhangyang”dexiongtaifachuyigezhenjingdebiaoqing,jiezhegenlehoumianyiduanleirendehua。

qitadejigexuanshouyezaihoumiangenlehenduodeshenglvehao。

neiyisishigaosuxiaohan,shangmiandelaogeshuodehendui!

你,真的丑到爆了!

xiaohankanjianzhihouxianshiyileng,suihouhuoqiyeshanglaile:“shenmejiaozouhoumenjinlaide?jiushijiaruyigequnliaoeryi!”

“nihaokan?banizhaopianfachulairangwokankan!”

“haiyouhoumianfashenglvehaodeneixie,doubaozhao!”

sousousoudejixia,qunlizhiqianderenjiuhaoxiangzaojiuzhunbeizhesuishibaozhaoyiyang,shunjianzhaopianjiushuapingle。

“嘶……”

kanzhequnlineiyizhangzhangbuguanshinanshinvdoumeiruotianxiandezhaopian,xiaohanrenbuzhudebianxileyikouliangqi。

suihou,taxianruleshenshendezhenjinghechensizhizhong。

youguoleliangjiu,tacaizaipingmushangqiaochulejigezi:“nimen……zhendeshixianjieshencha?”

gangyikaishideshihou,tabingmeiyouduorenzhen,danshisuihoukandaodeneixierenbaochulaidezhaopianzhihou,taquebudebuxiangxinzheigequndezhenshixing。

neixierenwushizaishitaimeile,genbenbushixiandaixiutujishukeyiweizaochulaide!

youqishizhikanzhaopianyekeyiganshoudaotamenshenshangsanfaerchudeqizhi,neijueduibushiputongrenyoude。

zhangyangxianshifalejigeshenglvehao,suihouyouxiedao:“zheiweixiongtai,shisheitongyinijiajinlaide?”

kanzhezheiyijuwenhua,xiaohanxinqingshunjianjiujinzhangleqilai,silaixiangqu,zuizhonghaishijuedingshihuashishuo:“wozhengzaiwanshouji,turanjiufachutishi,shuowojiarujinlaiqunliao……”

“woshenmedoumeiganjiujinlaile。”

zhangyangfaleyigezhoumeidebiaoqing:“biaoshihenbulijie。”

“nanbuchengshidazongguanlacuorenle?”

zheijuhuaganggangfachu,tayoulikechelehuiqu。

danhaishiyouhenduoyanjianderenkandaole。

lingyigejiaozuo“youzhouxianjieshenchaliufei”deyinggaishihezhangyangbuduifu,zaicishibiandao:“zhangyang,nikebuyaohuyanluanyu。”

“jiranshidazongguanbatalajinlaide,ziranshiyouyuanyinde。”

“nizheiyangwangzicaicedazongguandeyitu,youhejuxin?”

zhangyangkanjianliufeifadehuahou,liansebiandenankan,yaozheya:“heng,liufei,wokannicaishihuyanluanyu。”

chulezheiyijuhuazhihou,zhangyangyemeiyouzaishuoshenmebiedehua,bijing,ganggangtaqueshiyeshishoukuai,zhiyiledazongguanyixia。

houlaitayezhidaozheishicuowu,jimangchehuile。

tashiyouxiaoweibakezhuade,suoyibugantaiduodejijiao。

ercishidedazongguanzezaikanzhequnlideliaotianxiaoxi,lianseshiyizhenqingyizhenbaideyizhenhongde。

zhangyangdequeshicaiduile,baxiaohanlajinqunlaijiushiyigecuowu!

但是……

dazongguannengchengrenzijizuocuoshilema?

yihouhaizenmezaineixiexiaobeimianqianhun?

“肃静。”

dazongguanpingfulexiaqingxu,youhuanshangleyifudaomaoanranwoconglaibuhuichucuodeyangzizaiqunlishuodao。

“jinwandexianjiehuiyibenzunzihuiweierdengjieshaozheifenxiaoyoudeshenfen,xianzai,gesiqizhi,sanquba。”

“是。”

“恭送大总管。”

张扬连忙率先发话。

“恭送大总管。”

liufeijinjiezhegenzaihoumian,yezaiqunlishuohua。

jiexialaijiushiduogexianjieshenchadepaiduixinghuifu。

dazongguankandaozhihouxinzhongshuangyishengteng,guandiaolequnliao,suihoukaishifachouyinggaizenmechuzhixiaohan。

“ai,zheijiushiyigefanren,wonengbataanpaizaishenmezhiweishang?”

“toutengatouteng,yaoburangaosudajia,tayinweibugouge,youbeiwotichuqule?”

“buxing,neihaibushizhengmingwoyanguangbuxing?buxingbuxing,bunengzheimeshuo。”

“yaoshineiyangshuoledehua,wodemianzigaiwangnaerfang?”

“zuijinyezhenshilaohutule,zenmejiufanlezheiyangdecuowuni?”

chuanzheyishenbaipao,kanqilaixianfengdaogudedazongguanzaizijidefangjianzhineizhuanlaizhuanqu,zuilibutingdedunangzhehua,haiyoushiyaotouyoushihuangnaodaide,kanqilaihaobufanzao。

youguoleyihuier,tashizaishixiangbuchushenmebanfa,zhideqianquzhaozijidehaoxiongdiheipaodazongguan。

……

叮咚!

xiaohanhaimeiyoucongganggangdejingyazhongchulai,shoujidezhendongshengjiurangtadeshentiyizhan。

youyouyigequnliaobatalalejinqu。

接着……

tanazheshoujisesefadou……

“xiaoge……baogezhaopianerbei……”

“womendezhaopianganggangdoufale,rangwomenkankannizhangshenmeyanga?”

“duia,kankandaodishisheigengchouni?”

xiaohancuolecuozijidelian,youkanlekanzheigemingjiao‘difuguicha’dequnmingzi,jiannandetunxialeyikoukoushui。

tahenshixiangbaneixierenfazaiqunlidezhaopiandoushandiao,danshishengpachudongleneixieguaiwu……

“wanyiyaoshirangtamenzhidaowohenxianqitamen……guolaibawochidiaozenmeban?”

xiaohanxinzhongmanshizheiyangdehaipaxiangfa。

jiuhaoxiangtabuhuaiyiganggangdexianjieshenchaqunshizhenshide,tayejueduibuhuaiyizheigejiaozuodifuguichaqunshijiade……

yinwei,qunyoubaochulaidezhaopianer……

shizaishitaiguoyuhairentingwen!

xianzaideptujishujueduibuhuipichuzheiyangdezhaopianer!

xiaohanhenkending,neizhongyinsen,jueduishilaiyuanyudifudeqixi。