第五章 老婆下班了

jiusuanzhujiangduozhiduodong,yelejieyixieliangzilixue,xuanxueshenmede,

danshizhenzhengzijiyudaozheimexuanhudeshi,tahaishiyoudianerdachu。

buguo,taxiangzhenenggouchitadehanbao,toutadexiaoqingwa,neiyinggaishizijierzi!

不可能是别人!

huozheshuo,tabuxiangjieshouneishibierenjiadehaizi。

tajiuguzhiderenweineishizijierzi。

yushitaduizhegongzhuoshangerzidezhaopian,nannanziyu:

“erzi,shinima?!”

“nizhidaobabaxiangniduima?

你在那边好不好?!

nimamahenizaiyiqima?!

niyaotinghua,zhibuzhidao?”

yigeyimibabadedananren,shuozhehua,yanleijiuliudaolebozili,zijidoubuzhidao。

shuoleile,weiyoutengle,tajiuwanghoudaotuisanbu,siyangbachawangchuangshangyitang!

renyanleiliudaoerduoli,dashiyijingyigexingqimeixidezhentoushang。

shoujiwuwuxiangleliangci,tadoumeitingjian。

mimihuhushuiguoqu,youshibuzhidaojinxihexideyitian。

jiuzaitabeiweitengxingledeshihou,turanchuanlaiqiaomensheng!

“汪汪汪!”

“laopoxiabanle,laopoxiabanle!!”

suizuizixiaohuixingfendehanzhe。

neishizhujiangmeitianxiabanyingjielaopodediyijuhua。

zhujiangbuxiangqi,buyongkaimen,tadouzhidaoqiaomendeshishei。

keshiqiaomenderenquehenzhizhe,suizuizixiaohuixingfenbuyi。

一个劲儿的喊着:

“laopoxiabanle,laopoxiabanle!”

meibanfa,zhujiangzhihaowuzheduziqilaikaimen。

“组长!你怎么了?

liansezenmezheimecha?!”

yuanlaibushiyaozhangguididi,ershidanweidetongshichuxi。

“e,xiaochua,youshierma?”

“shifu,guanlixinsonglaiyipiwenwu,laodarangwolaikankanni,ruguokeneng,xiwangnijinkuaihuidaogongzuogangweishangqu。

dangran,laodayeshuole,ruoshinixiangzaijiagongzuoyekeyi,daoshihou,tahuibadongxipairensongguolai。

xiuhaohou,tazaipairenlaiqu。”

“buguo,wokannidezhuangtaixiangdangbuhao,xianquyiyuanba?

“不去,死不了!”

“师傅!

你这样怎么行?!

jiusuanshishiniangzai,yebuxiwangkandaonizheigeyangziba?!”

zhujiangkanzhezheigezijimingyishangdetudi,xinligantannianqingzhenhao!

qishitazijiyecaiershibasui,zhishiqierdelishirangtaganjuezijiyijingqilaobashile!

“xiaochua,nihuiquba,womeishier,wozijideshentiwozijizhidao。”

sheizhidaoxiaoyatouyanquanyihong,biyinchenzhongdeshuodao:

“shifu,nihaijidedangchunishouwomenjigezuotudishishuodehuama?

neishihoudeni,yiqifengfa,nigenwomenjigeshuo,gudongyeshiyoushengmingde,zhiyaonibatadangzuoyigejiangshugushidewujian,nijiunengmanmangentajiaohui,jiaoliu,jiertajiuhuiyindaonibataxiuhao,rangtadegushiyidaiyidailiuchuanxiaqu。”

“ai,woneijiushihushuobadao,hunongnimenzheixiexinbiyededaxueshengde。”

zhujiangkuxiaoleyixia,zheishilaodiedangniandehua。

自己算是子承父业。

yikaishi,tashibukenxuezheigede,naihelaodiegudonglaomayisixiangbi,

shuoshizhujiadeshouyibunengdiule,diulejiushiduizuxiandebuxiao。

meibanfa,tazhidetuoxie,sheizhidaoyidanzhajingudongduili,tacaizhidaofuqinsuoyanbuxu。

talingtingfuqinweiweidaolaimeijiangudongshenhoudegushi,shenshenbeizheixiechengzaile,chuansuozailishigungunyanchenzhongxianhuodegushierxiyin,

congerbeizheixienenggouzhongjiantianri,wushengdejiangshutamencengjingzhurengushidegudongergandong。

yushi,yitouzhajinlai,yifabukeshoushi。

rujintingdaocaidanglezijisangeduoyuedetuditiqi,zhujiangyouzhonghuangrugeshideganjue。

“nipianren,xiaojiang,xiaochengtamendoutuoguanxizhuandaobiedebumenqule,niyaoshizaizheimetuifeixiaqu,woyebuganle!”

楚熙说着哭鼻子了。

朱江苦笑着道:

“bieganle,shenmehaogongzuo,yigeneimehaokandeguniangjia,ganzheigepohuoer。”

“zhujiang!nishigenuoruodeweijunzi!

baixialeguanzhangneimeqizhongni,wohuiqujiurangguanzhangbanikaile!

zhanzhemaokengbulashi,suanshenmenanren?!”

shuowanwuzhezuipaolechuqu,liuxiazhujiangdingzhejiwotou,zaineilingluan。

这丫头神经病吧?

tayoushenmezigeminglingguanzhangkailelaozi?!

tayiweitashi...shei...?!

我擦!

buhuishineigelaosepeiduixiaochudonglewaixinsiba?!

buran,xiaochuganmapaodaozijizheigebianyishifuzheilai,genzijizheiweiweiququ?!

yixiangdaoneigelaosepeizhendekenenghuizheimegan,zhujiangzuobuzhule!

daobushitashengmuxinfanlan。

guanjianshixiaochuzheigehaiziba,tingburongyide,dangchutamensigeyiqibiyelaidaobowuguangongzuo,jiushuzheigexiaochujingyan,tahaiteyiwenleyizui。

“zheimepiaoliangdenvhaizi,weishayaoxuezheigezhuanye?”

jieguoneigefuerdaixiaojianggaosuta:

“xiaochushiguer,genzhetanainaizhangda,xuezheigezhuanyezuishengqian,guojiahaiyoubutie。”

“**!zheimehaodenvhaizi,jiubeineigelaosepeijizaotale?

还没得手吧?!”

朱江腾的站起来。

jieguoweitengdeyoubatajizhuaidaolechuangshang。

zhenggeweihaoxiangbeidaozijiqiekaiyiyangtengtong。

haidezhujiangmeitoujinzhou,shuangshouwuzhefubuquansuozaichuangshang。

jieguoganghaobazijideshoujiyachuqule,yinweizuihouyigedianhuashichuxidalaide,jieguoxianzaiyachuqude,yeshichuxi。

chuxiwuzhezuikuzhepaodaolubian,zuozaigongjiaozhandekaoyishang,buzhigaiwangnazou。

daxuebiyele,yinweizheigezhuanyerencaidexiquexing,tadaoshifenpeilegongzuo。

gongzibugaobudi,zhusuhuanjingyehaibucuo。

keshineigeguanzhang,zongshiyouyiwuyideanshitamenlianggenvsheng。

“xuanzebinuligengzhongyao,zanmenzheigedanwei,jibiegaoyiji,gongzichadekebushiyidianerbandianer。”

shifujiachushierneigeyue,xiaojianghaoxiangtuoxiele。

yikaishitahaiyiweixiaojiangtanlianaile。

danshizuijintafaxiebushi!!

yinweitakandaolexiaojiangdeliuchanshoushudanshang,qianshuzheguanzhangdedaming!!!!!

taxinlidudehuang,buzhidaozijihuibuhuibeiqianguizele。

zhijuegaosuta,shifuzheigerenshikekaode。

congtaduishinianghehaizidetaidujiunengkanchulai。

kexitarujinzhengshangxinyujue,genbenmeiyouxinsiguanzijizheigetudi。

yanqianshanguoguanzhangneijiedemuguang,chuxidalegedianhualengzhan!!

太恶心了!!!

jieguoshoujiduduxiangleqilai。

tazhanqilai,youyuleyihuiercaitaochushouji,gangcaichumendeshihou,guanzhangneiaimeibumingdemuguang,rutongjiliyiyangzhazaitadebeishang。

tashengpazheigedianhuashiguanzhangdajitade。

benlaibuxiangjie,naihe**buduan,yinlailurencemu。

yiyaoya,chuxinaqishouji,xinlixiangzhe,made,dabulebuyaozheifengongzuole!!

zijiyoushouyoujiaohainengesibucheng!?

jieguotahenhendewozheshoujiyikan!

kandaolaidianxianshi“shifu”,zhenggerenyourushoujingdetuziyiban,diaotoujiuwangxiaoqulipaoqu!

......

dengdaozhujiangguazheshuizaicihuidaojiali,yijingshixiawuwudianbanle。

“de,danwunikuanggongdegongzi,shifujinibushang。”

朱江有气无力。

yishengshitadehaogemener,meihaoqierdeduitashuozaiwandaoyikezhongjiuzhijiequhuozangchangdele。

suoyi,jintiantayoujingwuxian,duokuilechuxi。

“woyaoshifuhaolejiwozuohaochide。”

“haoba,yigeguniangjiajiade,neimezuichanzhendehaoma?”

zhujiangwunai,zheigexiaoyatou,youshihoumeixinmeifeide,kuanggongyitian,zheigeyuedejiangjinyoupaotangle。

jieguotahaizaizheijijiaochidehede。

zhenshigaobudongxianzaidenianqingren。

“e,duile,wojinigenlaosepeiqingjiale。e,bushi...”

zhujiangshuochulexinlihua。chuxizhengzaishoushigongzhuoshangwanjuhechide。

shouyidun,huiguotoulaikantashifu。

jieguojiuzaitahuiguotoulaideneiyishun,zhujiangyanzhengzhengkanzheneigexiaoqingwayouzijihuilaile,padeyishengdiaodaoledishang......