第1章
“我的头怎么”
qinyiyilianpibeidizhengkaileshuangyan，yingruqinyiyanliandeshiyimingfengyanliumei，qiongbiyingchun，fendaibushi，jifuruxue，wanrutianxiandejuemeinvzi。
buguo，zheimingjuemeidenvzicikeshenshangdeyifuqueshiyouxiecanpo，bingqietakanxiangqinyideyanshen，haidaizhewujindehenyi。
“qusiba！”jiuzaiqinyizhengyanzhishi，zheimingjuemeinvzihuranyangqiyoushou，liangchuleyizhijinzan，chaozheqinyidehoulonghenhendicileguoqu。
“**？”
“发生什么事了？”
qinyijianciqingjing，dunshidachiyijing，jinjiezhe，qinyilaibujisikaojiubennengdelaileyigelvdagunbikaidiaolezheimingnvzidejingong。
“你是何人？”
qinyiduokaizhihou，lijiyigezongshenzhanqi，duizhezheimingjuemeinvzidaheleyisheng。
“等等？”
dangqinyidaheyishengguohou，qinyihuranfaxianzijijuranzheng**zheshangbanshen，bingqietadexiongkouhaiyoujidaobeizhijiazhuaguodehenji。
jiandaozheiyimu，qinyidunshimengbileqilai。
jiuzaiqinyimengbizhishi，ganggangneimingnvzihuranyouchongleguoqu，zheicitayijiushinazheneizhishanzhejinguangdefazanchaozheqinyizhipuguolai。
“我杀了你！”
“woqu？meiwanleshiba？”
qinyijianzheimingnvzihaiyaoshaziji，tayeshidunshiyouxienaohuoleqilai。
suiji，qinyiyanjishoukuai，yibazhuazhulezheimingnvzideyoushouwan，bingqiemengdiyizhuai，jiangzheimingnvzizhuaidaolezijihuaizhong，jinjiezhe，qinyiyouchaozhezheimingnvzidehoubojinglaileyijishoudao，jiangzheimingyuyaoshatajuemeinvzijinongyunleguoqu。
daidaozheimingjuemeinvzibeiqinyipiyunhou，qinyilijiduoguoletashouzhongdejinzan，jiangjinzandiudaoleyipangdishang。
“我这是在哪里？”
qinyibahunmidenvzijifangdaoyipangzhihou，zixihuankanleyixiasizhou，jiandaosizhouhuanjingjingshiyigechongmanzhegupoqizhidefangjianhou，qinyidunshishayanle。
qinyimingmingjidezijiyinggaishizaibianjingshangzhuijiduxiao，ranhoubeiduxiaoanpaidejujishoujijizhonghunmiguoqule。
keshitazheiyixinglai，zenmehuanjingjiulaileyigefantianfudidedabianhuale？erqieyijuexinglai，haijiandaozheimingyouxieyishanbuzhengdenvziyaoshaziji？
嗡！
jiuzaiqinyicuoezhishi，qinyinaozhonghuranjingezhizhong，huranyigupangdabushuyutadejiyiyongjinleqinyidenaohaili。
“**？”
“我穿越了？”
qinyizaijieshouwanjiyizhihou，qinyidengshibeiganzhenjing。
zheifushentidezhurenyejiaozuoqinyi，shidaqindiguodehuangtaizi。
erganggangyaoshatadeneimingnvzishidaqinshangzhuguowangjianjiangjundesunnvwangyuyan。
zheiwangyuyanshitaizifeilinwanqingdeguimi，guanxijihao，wangyuyanyeshijingchangrugonglaizhaolinwanqingtanxin。
benlaijinriwangyuyanlaigongzhongshizhaolinwanqingde，jieguozaiwangyuyangangdaomeiduojiu，linwanqingjiubeitaihouzhaoleguoqu。
duiyuzheizhongqingkuang，linwanqingjiuzhinengxianrangwangyuyanzanzuozhe，dengtahuilai，erjiuzailinwanqinglikaideshihou，qinyizhenghaolaidaolezheili，yushiqinyibiantidailinwanqingzhaodaiqilewangyuyan。
suiranqinyihaose，dantayedongyixiefencun，wangyuyanshidaqinshangzhuguowangjianlaojiangjundesunnv，meirentapengbude。keshi，qinyitaquezaiheyiminggongnvsonglaideyibeichashuihou，quehuranshiqulelizhi，duizhewangyuyandongqileshoujiao，erzheijiuyoulekaitoudeyimu。
zhiyuqinyishiqulizhizhihoudeqingkuang，qinyixianzaishizenmeyexiangbuqi，yidianyinxiangdoumeiyoule。
buguo，kanzheiwangyuyandeqingkuang，qinyiyeshinenggouduandingzijiyinggaishimeiyoudeshou，kenengshitazaizhunbeiqiangxingxingfangdeshihou，chuleshenmezhuangkuang，ranhoubeiqinyijihunchuantidaile，keshizheiwangyuyandemingjie，buguanzenmeshuohaishisuanbeitajihuile。
xiangdaozheili，qinyilijibamuguangkanxiangleanjishang。
keshi，qinyizixiguanchayixiahou，quemeiyoukandaozijigangganghechadeneigechabei，jiulianchabeidesuipian，qinyiyedoumeikandao。
jiandaozheiyimu，qinyidunshizhouqilemeitou。
“woqu，wozheibeirenzaizangxianhailea！”
xiangdaozheili，qinyiroulerouzijidemeixin，juedezheibeihouzhirenyongxinkongbu。
liyongdaqinshangzhuguowangjianjiangjundebaobeisunnvwangyuyandeqingbai，laijitashezheimeyigeju，zheishidasuanyaorangtaxianruwanjiebufuzhidia！
lejielezheigeshijieqinyidejiyihou，qinyiyijingzhidaozheigeyuanbendeqintaiziqinyiqishishiyigejiusezhitu，zhengrihuatianjiudi，huzuofeiweide，qinhuangzaojiuduitaxinyoubumanle，yinyinyoufeita，linglixintaizidexiangfale。
ercicichuxianzheichazishier，qinhuanggujijiuzhijiejiecijihuijiangtajifeidiaoa。
zigufeitaizijiebuhuiyouhaoxiachangde。
qinyizailianxiangdaohuaxiashishangbijiaozhumingdedatangfeitaizilichengqianhedaqingdefeitaiziaixinjueluoyinrengzhihou，qinyibujindaqilelengzhan。
“buxing，zheibeifeidejumianwoyidingyaogaibian！”
“woruobeifei，rihouhairuhezuiwomeirenxi，xingzhangtianxiaquan？”
jinjiezhe，qinyidangjichuanhaoyifu，zouchudianmen，zhaolaiyigezijixindeguodeqinxinguolai，jiaodaitaqianquxunzhaoganggangsongchashuidegongnvyuner。
jiuzaiqinyijiaodaihaozhihou，damenkouchuhuranchuanlaileyizhenjianlidisangyin。
“陛下驾到！”
“什么？”
qinyiyiting，qinhuanglaile，dunshidachiyijing。
qinhuangzheimekuaijiulaile，zheiduifangxiashoushizhengoukuaidea！
yihuanjieyihuan，shizhenbuxiangjitayigechuanxidejihuia！
suihou，qinyimeiyoushijianqukaolvqitade，jiucongmangdipaochuqu，yingjieqinhuangdeshengjiale。
“erchenjifuhuangqingan，zhufuhuang”qinyifeibendaoleqinhuanggenqian，jiezhelijiguixiadahandao。
meidengqinyibahuashuowan，qinzhengerhuameishuo，zhijiechaozheqinyidezuojian，zhongzhongditishangleyijiao，jiezhe，qinzhengzhizheqinyi，nuhedao：
“nizheigenizi，jingganzuochuruciqinshouzhishi！”
qinyizaibeiqinzhengjichuaileyijiaozhihou，zhenggerenrenyangmafanqilai。
qinyizenmeyebuhuixiangdao，qinhuangjuranhuibuguzaichangzheimeduorendemian，shanglaijiujitalaiyijiao，zhijiebatajitidemengquanle。
suihou，qinyizaidishanglianzhedalejigegunzhihou，zheicaibaqinhuangzheiyijiaodelichedijixielexialai。
jiuzaiqinyidawangun，pazaidishangdeshihou，qinzhenglihedao：“lairen，jiangzheinizidaixiaquzhangxingsihou。”
“杖刑？”
qinyiwenyan，dengshiyanqianyihei。
tazheifuquti，yijingshibeijiusetaokongdiaole，zheiyaoshiailezhangxing，pashiyaobaxiaomingjijiaodaijinqua！
suihou，qinyilijidahandao：“fuhuang，qingxinua！cishifeierchenguocuo，shiyourenjierchenxiadu，yuzaizangxianhaierchena！”
下毒？
栽赃陷害？
qinzhengyiting，dunshixinxiayidong，lengmodiwendao：“nikeyouzhengju？”
zheishi，qinyibaifudao：“huifuhuang，jierchensongchashuideshidonggongdeshinvyuner，erchenyijingpairenqianquxunzhao，zhiyaozhaodaociren，biannengyitanjiujing！”
“hao，zhenjiuxinnizheiyihui！”qinzhengyanmouruilirudian，weiyandao：“lairen，mashangqubangmangxunzhaozheigegongnvyuner！”
“ruoshirangcinvtaole，nimentitoulaijian！”
“re！”jimingshiweishoudaohuangming，lijizhankailexunzhao。
meiguoduojiu，jimingshiweijiuhuangzhangdiganlehuilai：“qibingbixia，yuneryijingtoujingzijin。”
“zheizhangboshushiyisishiyunerdeyiyan，shizaiwomenzaitatoujingdepangbianzhaodaode。”
meidengzhongrenfanyingguolai，qinzhengdaheyisheng：“bashuxinjizhen。”
shuowan，yimingtaijianjiulijixiaopaojieguoleshiweishouzhongdeshuxin，jiaojileqinzheng。
qinzhengzhankaishuxin，kanlejiyanhou，qinzhengturanhuomaosanzhang，yibajiangboshushuaizaiqinyidelianshang，nuhedao：“kankannigandeshi。”
“lairenjiangzheigeniziyaxiaqu，zhangzeyibai！”
yuanlaiboshushangdeneirongshiyunershuotabeiqinyizhangqinvedai，bukanqiru，yushihuxiangchuyongteshuduyaolaiwuxianqinyi，congerdadaobaochoudemude。
erzheizhongshuoci，qinzhengquemeirenhehuaiyi。
yinweiqinyiyiqiandedexing，nvedaibinvshitajueduizuodechulaide，suoyiqinzhengcaihuixiangdoumeixiang，lijixialing。
suihou，shiweishoudaominglinghou，yingleyisheng，jinjiezhejiuchaozheqinyizouleguoqu。
jiuzaiqinyibeijiaqideweijishike，yimingtaijianhuanghuangzhangzhangcongyuanchupaodaoleqinzhengdemianqian，langshengdao：
“bao~bixia！xichutaizichutianhedaizhexichushituanderenqianlaiqiujianbixia。”
“tamenshuo，tamendayingledaqindeyaoqiu，yuannachuyunmengdiqulaiyudaqindudou！”
shigeyigeyue，xinshufabule！