第2章
“你......”
kanzheneigenhuangduanbaizhang，buzhishihezhongcaizhi，neilitongyangbuzhitianchonghewudewanyier，yingzhengyouxiejingti：“nijiushiziying？”
“meicuo，wojiushiziying，nindedidi，chengjiaodeerzi。”
yitingyingzhengzheihua，zhaoyinglikemingbai，huoxuzheiqueshishiweifusifang，danfangdequeshijiushiziji！
zuitaoyanzheizhongbuantaolulaide！
zhengchangqingkuangxia，nandaobuyinggaishinizhuangzuobuzhidaowoshishei，woyejiazhuangbuzhidaonishishei。
ranhou，wozhanxianyixiacaihua，rangnizhenjingbuyi，xiadingjuexinyaozhongyongwo，zuihoubinzhujinhuan，dajiachuaizhemingbaizhuanghutu，jiedahuanxi，zheiyangbuhaoma？
meixiangdaoyingzhengyishanglaijiuzhijietanpai，zhaoyingyeshiyouxiecuoshoubuji。
dantahenkuaijiudiaozhenghaolexintai。
shiyizhici，duoshuowuyi！
dichuqudehuazishouhui，zijidiaozaizuibian，zhaoyinghuranwenleju：“dabo，yinideshenfen，bukenengzhidaizheimejigeren，jiuchulailuanzhuanba？”
“zheihua，shenmeyisi？”
tingzhaoyingzheimeyiwen，yingzhengliansejianjianzhuanleng：“ni，xiangxuenifuqin？”
“怎么会呢？”
zhanganjunchengjiao，neishifadongpanluan，yekeyichengzhiwei——zaofan！
danzhaoyingquebuxuyaozaofan，tazhiyaoanbujiubandeshunyinglishichaoliu，neijiushibanshangdingdingdeqinsanshi。
“dabofangxin，woshibuhuizaofande，lailailai，waimianfengda，zanmenjinqushuohua。”
lazheyingzhengchaoyuanlizoudetongshi，zhaoyingsuishouchaolicunxiaohuilehui：“shengxiazheixieren，tongtongnaxia，paichuchihou，tanqingdajunjulizhaozhuangduoshaoli，youduoshaobingma，lingjunzhirenshishei。zongzhi，anyanxiyuanban。”
“诺！”
“......”
yankanzhezhaoyingyishenglingxia，zheizuozhaofuzhoubian，lishizouchuyigeyouyigetipojianzhuang，qixuewangshengdezhuanghan，yingzhengkandeyanpizhitiao。
chaotingzhongchentongtongnaxia，zheihaibushizaofan？
信你个鬼！
qinwangsaoliuhe，shutongwen、chetonggui，hushihexiongzai？
yingzheng，conglaijiubushiyigehuiqufuderen。
suoyi，dangtabeizhaoyinglazhudezheiyike，bennengdexiangyaofankang。
只是......
yongliyizheng，yingzhengeranfaxian，tixingqingshou，kanqilaiyouxieruobujinfengdeziying，jingshiwensibudong。
fandaoshitazheiweixiniancengpijianzhirui，nengjiangliema、kaiqianggong，zhanchangshangyekanchengyongwuderen，chadianbeifanzhuaiguoqu。
“dabo，nibuyongdanxin，zhizibuhuiduinizenmeyangde，haodaizanmenyesuanshizaiqinqi......”
yilubianshuobianzou，zhaoyingyijinglazheyingzheng，daolezhengwuzhinei。
luozuozhihou，yingzhengyijiuyiyanbufa。
yiyiyuzhidi，saomieliuguo，zhongjieleliangbaiduoniandeluanshi，naparujinbeixiechi，shihuangdiyijiuhaishineigeshihuangdi。
“yingziying，nijiujingxiangzenyang？”
chenmoxujiuguohou，nianjinbanbaideyingzhengtaishouchaodishangzhilezhi：“niyinggaizhidao，wodaqindaijiazhishibaiwan，tapingnizheixiaoxiaodezhaozhuang，qingeryiju。”
“daqinbingfengzhili，zhizidangranxiaode，yizhaozhuangyiyuzhidi，zishidangbuzhubaiwandajun。”
shishishang，zicongjiandaoyingzhengdeneiyimiaoqi，zhaoyingjiuyizhizaisikaoyigewenti，neijiushi——tadoutanpaile，wohaiyaozhuangma？
算了，我也摊牌吧！
renyurenzhijian，jiuyinggaiduoyidiantaolu......bu，shiduoyidianzhencheng，shaoyidiantaolu！
“dabo，wojiuhenizhishuoba，nizheisuishuyebuxiaole，ng......suiranzanmenlianggeshidiyicijianmian，danxiaozhiduinin，neikeshijiuyangdaming......”
jiandankeqiyixiahou，zhaoyingyebufeihua，zhibenzhutidao：“nikana，nindouzheigesuishule，zijishenzigushenmeyang，nizijiyexinliyoushu，zuoyouzheiliangniandeshierle，nidasuanbahuangweichuanjisheini？”
“......”
yingzhengbushiyishengxialaijiushiqinwang、shihuangdi，tayeshouguoqi、aiguozou，danneixiedouyijingshihenyaoyuandewangshi。
tayijingtaijiu、taijiu，meitihuiguobiequshiyizhongshenmeyangdeziwei。
“nizheishizaizuzhouzhenzaodiansima？”
“bu，ninzheidejiaojiabeng。”
zhaoyingliangshouyitan：“kezheiyebushiwoshuode，shi《baijiajiangtan》shuode，e......paotile，wojuede，zanmenhaishishuoyishuohuangweizheigeshiqingba，fusushishenmeren，nibiwoqingchu，nijuede，tashihejichengzheifenjiaye？”
huashuodaozheier，zhaoyingdunledun，suikouyoubuchongleyiju：“huozheshuo，niganrangtajichengnideweizhi，chengweiqinershima？”
“你......”
beiyilu“xiechi”zhici，zuikaishideshihou，yingzhengshizhenmeixiangtaiduo。
chongqiliang，yebuguoshizheixiaozishenweirenzi，xiangbangchengjiaochukoueqi。
danshixianzai，tingdaozheiyangyifanhua，yingzhenghuranfaxian，shiqingsihumeineimejiandan。
yinweiduifangwendeshi——ganbugan！
“jirantiqizheixie，neizanmenbufangkaichengbugongdeliaoyiliao，gancuiwojiutidaboshuoliangjuba。”
shihuangdi，ziranyoushihuangdideqidu。
weixinshuohuang，yingzhengbuxie。
suoyi，jiantachenmo，zhaoyingjiuzixingkaikoudao：“fusu，wozheiweicongxionga，zhaixinrenhou，youxuewen，xincishouruan，ergenziyeruan，zheixieshitadeyoudian，tongshiyeshitadequedian。zaiwokanlai，takeyiweichen，keyizuoxuewen，danbunengweijiang，yebunengchengdi。”
“fusubuxing，nandaonixing？”
mianduiyingzhengdechaofeng，zhaoyingxiaolexiao：“dabo，bushigennichui，woshangwozhendexing！”
“zhenyitongtianxia，chengjiugujinweiyouzhiye，zhilitianxia，lianzhendoubuganqingyanshuoyi，nipingshenme？”
jiupingwolaizihoushi，buxuyaoxiangniyiyangmozheshitouguohe，buyongzouwanlu！
就凭，我有系统！
huanhuanqishen，zhaoyingshuodao：“qishizaiwokanlai，huangdizheigezhiye，jiuyinggaixiangyangzhongyiyang，rangyouzigejingzhengderen，zijiqujingzheng，zaidouzhengzhongchengzhang，youzuiyouxiudeneigequjichengdiwei——zheigeren，buyidingfeidecongnierzilitiao。”
轰隆！
zhaoyingzheifanhua，wanruoyidaojinglei，zhouranzaiyingzhengnaohaizhongzhaxiang。
chengjiugujinweiyouzhidiye，tadexinxing，ziranyetongyangshigujinhanyou。
fusu，tashihedanghuangdima？
zheigewenti，yingzhengyecengwushuciwenguoziji。
tangruohuangefanhuashengshi，huozhezaitabadaqinsuoyouyinhuansaoqinghou，fusuyekeyidanggeshouchengzhijun。
danshixianzai......
zaiyingzhengchensidetongshi，zhaoyingzaiyicikaikou：“zulongbusi，zheitianxiawurenganzheng。neime，woxiangwendaboyiju，ruguonideshentizhinengzaichengliangnian，fusu，nengzuodewenzheitianxiama？”
“nideyisishi，woerzuobuwen，huanchengniziying，jiunengzuowen？”
“我当然可以！”
luqixiuzi，kanleyanbiaopanshangdeshijian，zhaoyingshuodao：“yechabuduole，dabo，wozheigerenni，buxihuankongkoushuobaihua，suoyi——yaobuyaogenxiaozhiquwaimiankankan，jianyijianwodeshouduan？”