第5章
lairenzhengshihuangfeiwenzhiwugongdetaizilizhi！
zaichangdewenwudachenmenjiandaolizhidaolai，douyaoleyaotou。
“胡闹！”
“sandi，nishenmeqingkuangbuzhidaoma？huangfeiwenzhiwugong，jiushiyigefubuqideadou，nashenmezhencaishixuehuida？”erhuangziliaolengshenghechidao。
“meicuo，sange，nihaishiganjinhuiquba，zheilibuxuyaonizheigeliuliuwuweizhiren，biediurenxianyanle。”wuhuangzilihuiyuqibagaodao。
“jiushia，santaizi，bieziquqiru，zheilibuxuyaoni。”
“zaodianlikai，buran，womendaqianyanmianhuisaodide。”
qitadewenwudachenmen，yezailengshengquanshuolizhilikai。
tamenburenweiyigefeiwu，nenggouhuidazheigechangshi。
qianhuangzhidao，zheigesaner，suiranpingshibuxuewushu，huotuotuodejiushiyigefeiwu，dantayouyigucongmingjing，duitarenkededongxi，xihuanzuanyan。
suoyi，qianhuangbingburenweifeiwuwudacai，shuobuding，tanengyingduidaqingongzhudezheicitiaoxin，yangdaqianguowei。
lizhilengmoukanxiangzhongren，mianseyichendao：“shifuhuangrangwoguolaide，nimenbuxing，kebudaibiaowobuxing！”
yigehuangfeiwenzhiwugongdefeiwu，jingrannengyouwenxuedaneng？
这简直就是在搞笑。
daqingongzhuzhaojiaqizuijiaolengxiaodao：“xiangbi，nijiushineigefeiwusantaizile，nimeizhencaishixue，jiulaidiurenxianyan，nimendaqiannengrenbujianyou，feiwudaoshiyidaduia。”
zheihuarangjinluandianneidewenwudachenwudizironga。
zheigedaqingongzhuzhaojiaqi，zhangdemeimaochuzhong，jiaoyanyudi，tuqiaocuoluoyouzhi，shenshangsanfazheqianjiaobaimeideqizhi，lingrenrenbuzhuxiedu。
tadeyipinyixiao，gengshiqingguoqingcheng，fengliuwanzhuan。
lizhikanleyiyanzhaojiaqi，zhijiefanwendao：“sheishuo，bentaizimeiyouzhencaishixue？”
“bentaizidezhencaishixueyidanzhanxianchulai，wurennengdang。”
“哈哈哈哈。”
tingdaolizhizheidahua，daqingongzhuzhaojiaqibuyoudedaxiaoqilai，fangforangtatingdaoleyigehaoxiaodexiaohuaside。
“santaizi，nishifeiwu，zhongsuozhouzhi，zenme？nihainengchuangzaoqijibucheng？”
“hahaha，feiwunengchuangzaoqiji，jianzhijiushichedan。”
“yigeliuliuwuweizhibei，haiyouzheimedadebenshini，nizenmehuihaoyisishuochuzheibuyaolianhuade。”
“niyoujijinjiliang，xinlimeidianbishuma？”
daqingongzhuzhaojiaqihuayinluoxia，daqinshizhe，bianbuduandeduilizhilengchaorefeng，zaitamenkanlai，lizhibukenenghuidazheigechangshide。
cike，lizhishenshangqishibangboerqi，jiuxiangshiwangzhebaqiguilaiyiban，tadeyanmouzhongtouzheyigumieshiqunxiongdeguangmang，fangfodaqingongzhuyijishizhesuangeqiu。
lizhiyanshenjianding，zheneryulongdeshengyin，qiangshierchu：“yigexiaoxiaodewenxuechangshi，haigannachulaidaochuxianbai，zhenshibuzhitiangaodihou。”
“tianshangyouduoshaokexingxing，zhengquedaanyinggaishitongyishijian，tongyididian，womenrouyansuoguanchadaodehengxingdayueyou3000ke，yinhexizhongdehengxingdayueyou2000yike，quanyuzhoudehengxingdayueyouqibaiwanyike。”
“dangranhengxingdeshuliangbushiyonghengbubiande，yehuiyouxingxinghuimie，yehuiyouxindexingxingdansheng。”
cihuayichu，quanchangzhenjing。
tamenwanwanmeixiangdao，beichengzhiweifeiwudesantaizilizhi，jingranshuochuzhengquedaanle。
真是活见鬼啊。
zheiyike，bujinshidaqiandewenwubaiguanzhenjing，jiuliandaqingongzhuheshizhe，yeshimanlianbukesiyi。
daqingongzhuzhaojiaqiyeshimanlianzhenjing，tabuganxiangxin，yigeliuliuwuweidefeiwu，jingrannenggoujiangzheigechangshishuodezheibanzhunque。
“zenmekeneng，nizenmehuishuodeneimezhengque？”zhaojiaqiyilianbukezhixin。
lizhilengxiaodao：“ququyigehaowunandudexiaoerkechangshi，beiwozheibanqingsongdeshuochulai，bushihenzhengchangma？”
zhaojiaqibenyiweidaqianwunengren，jiangfengyangchengbianchengdaqinlingtu，yidianwentidoumeiyou。
sheinengxiangdao，santaizilizhidehengkongchuxian，jingrandapoletadezheigejihua，zhenshikee。
“santaiziguoranlihai，yichukoujiushibiaozhundaan！”
“真是太赞了。”
“bukuishiwomendaqiandesantaizi，shilijiushizheimeburongxiaoqu！”
fanyingguolaidemanchaowenwu，nanyanjidong，jiuchayidiantiaoqilaihuanhuqueyuele。
qianhuangduilizhixianzaidebiaoxian，henshimanyi。
jiuzhidao，tabushibierenyanzhongdeneigebuxuewushudefeiwu。
“zhier，biaoxianbucuo。”qianhuanglianshangluchuyimoxiaorongdao。
“xiexiefuhuang。”lizhishenjuyigongdao。
fuhuangshentiyuelaiyuecha，bingzhongchanshen，yaobushijintiandaqingongzhuqianlaitiaoxin，tadoubuhuiqiangchengzhebingzhongdeshenti，chuxianzaijinluandianshang。
rujinnenggoudedaofuhuangdekuazan，lizhixinzhongqiexi，yihoutabiaoxiandeyuechuzhong，yuehuishendefuhuangdeqizhong，yaobuleduojiu，jiuhuirangtajianguo。
lizhiyilianxixuedekanxiangzhaojiaqishuodao：“jiaqigongzhu，buhaoyisi，fengyangchengnimennabuzoule。”
zhaojiaqilengxiaodao：“santaizi，sanjuliangsheng，zheicaishidiyiju，buyongzheji。”
三局两胜？
lizhizuijiaoshangyang，yilianqingmiebuxiedao：“buguanniduoshaoju，bentaizifengpeidaodi。”
“santaizi，niyetaikuangleba，xiayiju，jiunengjiangnidabai。”
“caiyingdiyiju，buyongdeyi，jiexialaiyounikudeshihou。”
daqinshizhechongzhelizhijiaoxiaodao。
我哭？
李治冷哼一声。
谁哭还不一定呢。
zhaojiaqibeilizhizheihua，qidexiongkouzhenzhan。
takeshidaqindiguodequannengxingtianzhijiaonv，qinqishuhua，qufushici，wentaowulve，qimashejian，neishiyangyangjingtong，taqinengrangyigeliuliuwuweidefeiwujijiaoxunle。
是可忍，孰不可忍。
jiexialai，jiudehenhendijilizhishangyike，rangtazhidao，tianwaiyoutian，renwaiyouren。
zhaojiaqimianseyileng，chenshengdao：“santaizi，jirannibushifeiwu，shidanengzhicai，neiwodierju，bianshiyiqi，xiwangniyingdehainengzheimeqingsong！”