【“sujia？zheikeshishenshidingjihaomena，juranyehuifashengzheizhongshi？”】
jiuzaizheishi，yigecanglaodeshengyinturanxiangqi，dapoledatinglidejinzhangqifen。
“laoye，wozhidaoshisheitoulexinpian！”zhongrenxunshengwangqu，zhijianyigenianguobanbaidelaofuren，zhanzhanweiweidicongrenqunzhongzoulechulai，zhengshisujialaoyongren，xushen。
xushenhunzhuodeshuangyanzhong，cikequeshanshuozheyiyangdeguangmang，tashenxiyikouqi，fangfoxiadinglemouzhongjuexin，shenchukushoudeshouzhi，zhixianglerenqunzhongdesuchen。
“woqinyankandao，suchenshaoyeta……taxiwanwankuaihou，toutoudijinleyunyishaoyedefangjian！”
【zhibojiannei，danmushunjianbaozha。】
【“**，buhuiba？zheisuchenkanzherenmorenyangde，juranshigejiazei？”】
【“zhirenzhimianbuzhixina，haomenshifeiduo，kanlaizheisuchenyebushishenmehaodongxi！”】
【“666，zheijuqingfanzhuantaikuai，wokuaigenbushangle！”】
【黑粉值+1】
【黑粉值+1】
……
xushenciyanyichu，dunshirutongzaipingjingdehumianzhongtouxialeyikezhongbangzhadan，zhenggesujiadatingshunjianzhakaileguo。
“shenme？shisuchentoude？”
“zheizenmekeneng？takeshisujiashaoyea！”
“tianna，zheisuchenyetaidadanleba，lianzijidididedongxidoutou！”
suwujimengdizhuantou，ruilidemuguangrutongdaofengbanshexiangsuchen，xindaoguoran，shengyinbinglengcigu：“suchen，shinitoude？nihaiyoushenmehuayaoshuo？”
suchenxinzhonglengxiao，guoran，zheichuxi，haishianzhaojidingdejubenzaiyanyi。tazaojiuzhidao，suyunyifuzibuhuiqingyifangguota，erxushen，jiushitamenanpaihaodeqizi。
“guma，yunxue，nimenyerenweishiwotoulexinpianma？”suchenmeiyoulihuisuwuji，ershijiangmuguangzhuanxianglezijideqingumasufengjiaohebiaojiesuyunxue，yuqipingjingdiwendao。
“suchen，nihaibuchengrenma？xushendouqinyankandaonijinyunyifangjianle！”sufengjiaojianshengshuodao，yuqizhongchongmanlezhizehebuman。
“jiushi，suchen，niganjinbaxinpianjiaochulaiba，biebiyeyeduinidongshou！”suyunxueyegenzheshuodao，yuqizhongdaizheyisiweixie。
【“zezeze，suchentangtangsujiadashaoye，juranhaishigexiaotou？”】
【“pei，zheisuchenkanqilaihaitingshuai，meixiangdaorenpinzheimecha。”】
【heifenzhi+1+1+1】
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suchenkanzheyanqianzheiqun“jiaren”，xinzhongzaoyijianrupanshi。
“jintian，jiushizhenxiangdabaizhiri！”
suchenshenxiyikouqi，yanshenzhujianbiandelingliqilai，“nimenpingshenmeshuoshiwotoude？youshenmezhengjuma？jiupingxushendeyimianzhici？woshisujiaqinsun，nimenningyuanxiangxinyigewairen，yebuxiangxinwo？”
suyunxueqingmiediyixiao，neixiaoronglichongmanlebuxieheyane，fangfosuchenshishenmeangzangdedongxiyiban。
“suchen，doudaozheigeshihoule，nihaixiangjiaobian？nisaguoneimeduohuang，toudongxiyebushiyiciliangcile，zhendangwomendouwangle？”
taguyitigaoleyinliang，yuqilichongmanlejiansuankebo，“woyuanbenhaixiangjiniliudianlianmian，jirannijilianbuyaolian，neijiubieguaiwomenbukeqile！”
【zhibojiannei，danmurutongzhaleguoyiban，gezhongyinyangguaiqidepingluncengchubuqiong。】
【“yoyoyo，zheisujiadashaoye，zheimeyouqian，haiyouliangfumiankongni？”】
【“sahuang、toudongxi？zheiniantou，haomensishengzidouzheimemeijiaoyangdema？”】
【“buhuiba，buhuiba，buhuizhenyourenxiangxinzheixiaozishiqingbaideba？”】
【“zheiguayuelaiyueyouyisile，wodaoyaokankan，zheixiaozizenmeshouchang！”】
binglengdexitongtishiyinzaisuchennaohaizhongxiangqi，queshirangtaxinzhongdale。
yinwei，takandaomianbanshangdebenlaikongxindeyinsexianbi，xianzaizhengfengkuangshangzhang，henkuaijiuzhangdaoleyibanzuoyou。
“haibugou，haidezairenren，rangsujiazaifananxia！”suchenxinzhongandao，zuijiaoquefanqiyisilengxiao。