第三章跟我比作诗？
suiranshuodabufenzaojiuzhidaozheixieshiqing，dancishiqinertingdao，haishiyifanjidong。
“neizheidiyidaodekaotishishenme？”buzhisheihanleyiju。
shinvweixiaodao：“kanlaizhuweiyijingpobujidaile，neiwobianxuanbuzheidiyidaokaotibianshiyimeihuazuoshi，sheizuodeshihao，sheijiunengshengchu！”
“我来！”
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“nizheibuxing，kanwode！”
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“haishiwolaiba......”
dagaichulailesiwugeren，fenbiezuolegezideshiju。
suoyourendoushifenjinzhangdekanzheshazhanghoudenvzi。
zhuanshunjian，zhitingshazhanghouchuanlaiyidaoqinglengdeshengyin。
“不行！”
quanchangshunjianchenmo，suihoubaofachuhansheng。
“wozheishijuduohaoa，zenmebuxing？”
“duia，wodeyebucuo。”
“mingmingshiwodezuihao！”
shinvjianzhuang，hanshengdao：“xiaojieshuobuxingjiushibuxing，nimenyaoshihaizaizheidahandajiao，buguaiwojiaorenbaniganchuqu！”
neijirenwenyanfenfenbishanglezui，tamenkebuxiangbeirenganchuqu，neidiurenjiudiudale。
zheishi，zirenqunzhongzouchuyigeshencaifeipangdenanren，shouyaozheyibazhishan。
“diurenxianyan，haishiwolaiba......”
nanrendechuxiandunshiyinqixuanran**。
“neibushiguangxidiyicaizi，sunzhuyume！”
“duiduiduijiushita，gujiyezhiyoutadeshinengdadongchenxiaojiele。”
shinvyerenchulesunzhuyu，shenshouzuolegeqingdeshoushi。
sunzhuyusikaopianke，suihouqingleqingsangzi。
“fanlaojiongposhiyichang，zhinengkongtouzuoyichang！”
“bujingyizhencheguhan，zendepubimeihuaxiang！”
huayingangluo，piantingzhongbaofachuzhenzhenzanmeisheng。
“好，太好了！”
“haideshirenjiasungongzi，kankangangcaineijigejiahuodeshi，jianzhimeiyoukebixing......”
“kanlaizheidiyitidehuoshengzhejiushisungongzi。”
sunzhuyujianzhuang，buyouxiaodao：“ganwenyuxiaojie，wozheishoushikehaixing？”
shazhanghouchuanlaishengyin：“bu......”
huahaimeishuowan，bianbeichangxiayigenanshengdaduan。
“worenweizheishoushiyiban！”
dunshi，quanchangyaquewusheng，luozhenkewen。
baishishuangyanjingqishuashuadedingzheshengyinlaiyuan，zhengshidirenjie。
direnjiebeikandeyouxiebuhaoyisi：“nimenzheiyangkan**ma，nandaowoshuodeyoucuo？”
sunzhuyushuangyanyinchenwendao：“neiwoganwengexia，wozheishoushineilibuhao？”
“zenmeshuoni，zhengtidoubuzadi......”
yexushidirenjieqianshidubianlelidudengdajiademingshisuoyiyanguangyichangdula。
suishuozheishoushiyemeicuo，danzaidirenjieyanzhonghaizhendeshiyiwenbuzhi。
“haoa，jiranbawodeshishuoderuciyiwenbuzhi，neiwoxiangzhidaozhidaogexiashihexurenye？”
sunzhuyuzheixienianzounanchuangbei，daoneilibushibeishouzunchong，rujinbeidirenjiegongranpiping，shushimianzishangguobuqu。
youqihaishizaiyuyouweidemianqian。
direnjieweiweiqishen，langshengdao：“wojiaodirenjie，yigeputongren......”
“direnjie？meitingguo，nitingguome？”
“woyemeiyou，gujishineigeqiongxiangpirangchulaidekudaliba。”
“neizheijiahuodanziyetaidale，jurangongrantiaoxinsungongzi，zheihuikankanzheijiahuozenmeshouchang。”
ersunzhuyuzaitingdaodirenjiedemingzihouyeshiyileng，suihoudaxiaodao：“yuanlaishigekudali，wokannishixiangyongzheizhongfangfaguyiyinqiyuanyuanguniangdezhuyiba......”
“meiyoua，wojiushidanchundejuedenizheishizhendebuzenmedi。”
direnjiemianwubiaoqingdekanzhesunzhuyu，fangfozaichanshuyijianqueshideshiqing。
sunzhuyuxiaoyingyingdelianmanmanlalexialai。
zheishidirenjiediercixiurutale，bunengren，jueduibunengren！
jinjinzuanquan，chenshengdao：“jiranruci，neiwoxiangkankannidecaixue，niyelaizuoyishoushi，genwodebiyibizenmeyang？”
“jiurangyuanyuanguniangzuipingwei，shudexuegoujiaosanshengganbugan？”
众人当即开始起哄。
“duiaduia，rangwomenyekankanzheiweihe.....tajiaoshenmelaizhe？”
“叫狄仁杰！”
“duiduidui，rangwomenkankanzheiweidirenjiedaodishigeshenmeshuiping。”
“shizhuangqiangzuoshihaishiyouzhencaishiliao，yishibianzhi！”
shazhanghoudejuemeinvziminleminzuichun，xinzhongbuyouqidaiqilai。
suishuosunzhuyudeshizaitakanlaiyijinghenbucuole，danwenrenzigushisheiyeqiaobuqishei，ruoshizheigedirenjiezhenyoushuiping，neishiqingjiuyouyisile......
erpiantingzhong，sunzhuyujiandirenjiexujiubuhuida，biankaikoudao：“nishibushibuhuizuoshi，kannizheishenyifurucipojiu，buhuishicongneigedifangjianlaide，nandaonilianwenrendoubushi？”
“zheiyangba，woyebuxiangrangnixiabulaitai，nizhiyaochengrennigangcaishihushuobadao，ranhouxueliangshenggoujiaojiukeyiquanshenertui！”
mianduisunzhuyudebubujinbi，direnjiezhishidandanyixiao。
“sungongziwuhuile，wobushibuhui，wozhishizaixiangyongshenmeshilaidabaini！”
yiyanchu，likeyinqiyizhenhongxiao。
“shenme，tahaixiangxiangyongshenmeshi，nandaotanengzuohenduoshi？”
“xiaosiwole，jianguochuiniudemeijianguozheimechuide。”
sunzhuyuwenyanbuyouchaoxiaodao：“hahaha，xinga，neiwojiudengni，kankanninengzenmexiazheigetai，yaobunihaishixuegoujiaoba。”
direnjiedandandao：“youle，wozheishoushimingwei《meihua》，yeqingchenguniangyiqitingting，zheizhidelangsongdeqiangumingju！”
sunzhuyubaozhejianbang，pielepiedirenjie：“haichuini，neinikuaishuoshuo，wotingtingshishenmebiejiaodeshijuhainengqiangulangsong，meizhunyinzedoubudui......”
direnjieyebuqulihuisunzhuyu，qingleqingsangzi。
“qiangjiaoshuzhimei，linghanduzikai！”
“yaozhibushixue，weiyouanxianglai！”
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suizhedirenjielangduwanwanganshideshicihou，quanchangshunjianchenmo！
gangcaihaijifengchaofengshengyinbuduandededating，cishilianchuanqideshengyindouxiaolexuduo。
gangcaihaibaozhejianbangyilianjieaobuxundesunzhuyucishiquelengzhule，shuangyanzhizhongchongmanlejingya，yubuganzhixin！
“咔嚓！”
buzhishishei，gangcaihaizaichangyinshouzhongdechashui，xianzaiquelengzaineilishouzhongdechabeiyeshunjianluodi，zaochengqingcuidexiangsheng。
“zhei......zhei......zhei！”
sunzhuyulianshuosangezhei，yemeibiaodachuzijideyisi。
震惊！
pingxinerlun，direnjiedezheishoushibiqitaneishou，yijinggaodebushiyigelianggecengcineimejiandan。
zanyijuqiangujuejuyebuguofen。
“buzhigeweiduiwozheishoushiyouhexiangfa，buzudedifangqingduoduoguanzhao。”