“bushishuohaodesanshidaoyigexiaoshima？”
“wozheidouganleshiyigexiaoshile，jiujiwoyibaidao？”
“zheishishenmeyisiya？”
yigenanrenjiqifennudechaomianqiandezhengzaishuqianderenshuodao。
buguotadefennuhaoxiangmeiyoushenmezuoyong，zhishirangbierengandaohaoxiaoeryi。
“hehehe，dingpangzi。”
“jiniyibaidaoyijinghenhaole，nibiejilianbuyaolian？”
“nichifanbuyaoqianma？”
“nishuaisuidepanzibuyaoqianma？”
“这盘子不是”
“shenmebushi，jiusuanshikerenshuaisuide，yeshiyinweinimeiyoufuwuhao。”
“neiyebunengkouwozheimeduoya。”
“bienimafeihuale，dingpangzinixiangganjiuganbuxiangganjiugun。”
“nibuxiangganyoudeshirengan，zaizheilizuibuquedejiushinizheizhongtouduguolaiderenle。”
“niyaoshicongzheichuqu，guobulejitiannijiudeesi。”
“esi，wotmddejiusuanesiyebuhuizaizheilidagongle。”
“yo，haitingyouguqide。”
“haohaohao，neijiuganjinnashangzheiyibaikuaijiwogun。”
“wanle，zheiyibaikuaidoubushinide。”
“bietmdzaizheiliyingxiangwomenzuoshengyi。”
neidingpangzinalishouguozheizhongqiya，zairunlaimguozhiqian。
ganzhedangdaizuiyouqiantudegongzuomanong，genbenbukenenglaidazheizhongheigong。
受这黑心老板的气。
talaidaoyigedianhuating，jiangzhongjiedianhuajibolechuqu。
【nibodadedianhuashiwanquanmeiyou，xianshengqingnibuyaodale。】
tayijingbolewushubian，haishizheiyang。
youbuzenmehuiyingwendeta，xianzaigenbenbuzhidaogaizenmebanle。
chuanshuozhongdedengtajiushizheiyang，zaozhidaozheiyangtashibibukenenglaide。
buguoxianzaixiangyaohuiqushibukenengdele。
qianyijingbeiheizhongjiepianwanle。
jishiwandaodejipiaoduiyuxianzaidetalaishuoneijianzhishitianwenshuzi。
erqiegengniudeshi，daodamguoyihou。
tazhijiejiangzhiqiandeyiqieshenfenxinxijisihuile。
wanwanquanquandebuxianghuiqu。
xianzaihouhuishiwanquanmeiyoukenenghuiqule。
yuexiangyueqi，tabotonglelingyigedianhua。
yongtabiejiaodeyingwenbiaoshi，zijideyisi。
“shenme，jingranyourenzhaoheigong。”
“不想纳税？”
“在什么地方？”
.....
“fbikaimen，yourenjubaonimenzheilizhaoheigong？”
“zhangguan，nimenzhaocuodifangleba，womenshiliangminya。”
“zenmekenengzhaoheigong，womendoushianzhaoguidingnashuide。”
“jiaoqianbanshi，biegenwomenshuoneixiemeiyongde。”
“yaoshiyouyongdehua，womenjiubuhuilaile。”
“womenkeshiyaochifande，dongwodeyisiba。”
.........
“曹操，操。”
“cao，kendingshidingpangzineige***jubaodewomen。”
“bierangwozaiyudaoneigesunzi，feiderangtazhidaowodelihai。”
gangshuowan，dingpangzijiuchuxianle。
“md，jingranganrewo。”
“wotmdlaimguo，woshilaixiangfude，bushilaidaheigongde。”
“kouwodeqian，nimenbawodangrenduidaima？”
“haoa，dingpangzinijingranganjubaowomen？”
“womenzhengdasuanquzhaonini，nijingranhaiganchuxian？”
“咋地了？”
“jiushiwojubaonimende，youbenshinimendawoya。”
“wozenmehuishangnidedang，dingpangzi。”
“danizhanglewodeshou。”
“woyaorangnizaimguosuoyourendoubujinidagongdejihui，rangniesizaimguo。”
“rangnizhidaojubaowomendehouguo。”
“bushinidingpangzinenggouchengshoude。”
“meigongzuojiumeigongzuo，dabulelaozijiuquliulang。”
“zheidajieshangzheimeduorenliulang，wojiubuxinwobunengliulang。”
“niquliulang，hahaha。”
“zheishiwotingguozuigaoxiaodeshiqingle。”
neipangzilazhedingpangzigeboshuodao：
“jiunizheixiaogeboxiaotui，niquyaofan？”
“niyiweizheishizaiwomenguoneima？”
“zhuangdiankelianjiunengyaodaoqian？”
“ninengqiangdeguoneixiedalaoheima？”
“renjiakeshiyouqiangde。”
“nijiubietmdhehuwole，youqiangrenjiahailiulanggansha。”
“buyinggaiqudajiema？”
“laozixianzaijiuyaoquliulang，laozijiubuxinlaozihuiesizaimguo。”
直接摔门而去。
“laozijiushibushangban，laoziyaoqisinimenzheiqunbiesun。”
“wotmddoulaipiaoliangguole，weishenmefeidenuligongzuo，neiwolaizheiliyiyishishenme？”
“laibangnimenzheixieheixinlaobanzhengqianma，shangbanshibukenengdeyitiandoubukeneng。”
“wotmddourunle，wohaishangjimaobanya。”
runzhiqianneishimeibanfa，renyaolianshuyaopi。
laizheilile，sheidouburenshiwo，woyaolianganshenme？
laozijiushiyaoquyaofan，zhendaguangmingdeyaofan。