汉朝。
chaoyeshangxiazhenjingdetaitoukanxiangturanchuxiandeshuimu，yilunfenfen。
shangweideliucheshensebubiandedandanqiaoleqiaolongyi，dachenmenbianfenfennuonuojijingxialai。
hanwudiliuchekebingfeishiwenjingneiyangwenhedehuangdi，zaichaozhongsulaishishuoyibuer，juedinghaodeshiqingshitouniudoulabuhuilai。
gengbubishuozheihanchaorujindejiangtudabandoushihanwudiqinzidairendaxialaide，zongranbushikaiguohuangdi，dantazaichaozhongdeweiwangyidianyebuhuixunseyuxianzu。
“冠军侯何在？”
“臣在。”
huoqubingzhendingdegongshouzouchulai。
“bahuanggongneiwaizhibandeshiweiquanbudiaoguolai，zhendaoyaokankanshinayizudewuyaodanganzhuangshennonggui！”
“是！”
sanghongyangningjinmeitou，shenseningzhong。
“bixia，citianmuchenkanzhebingbuxiangshineixiebiejiaowuyaodeshouduan，ruoshidangzhenshitianshenduihuangdideshenpan，chenhaiqingbixiashenzhong……”
“nizheisuanrushenmeyisi？”
liuchemilemiyanjing，yuqiyinsensende。
“shenmemingchuiqiangu，shenmeyichouwannian！zhenwudechanglongzhici，jiusuanshigenggushuojinyeshaoyoubideshangzhende！zhenyoushenmehaopade？neiyichouwanniandebiranbukenengshizhen！”
sanghongyangmomowuhua，xindaobixianeinindaoshibiexinxua，longyidoukuairangninzhualanla。
hanchaojiangyuguangkuo，hanwudiyijizhililihanrenjiliangshubaishangqiannianzhijiu，dadezhoubianmanyitihansebian，hourenyizichenghanrenweiao。
danconglingyifangmianlaishuo，hanwudizhixiadeputongbaixingmenguodebusuantaihao，guoneidecaizhengjihudouyongzailejunduierfeiminsheng。
zheiyidianhanwudixinzhiduming，danzhanzhengyidankaishimeiyouhuitoulukezou，taruotingxia，houshijiangwuhanrenjiliang！
houshihuiruhepingpantazheiweiyiyiguxingbukenxiuyangshengxijibaixingyianningdezhuzhanhuangdini？
liuchebiaomianshangzuochubuzaiyideyangzi，andiliyanjingquebudongshengsedeluozaitianmushang。
宋朝。
“这是什么东西？”
songgaozongzhaogouyishoulouzhemeimaofeizi，yishouduanzhejiubei，zuixunxundetaitoukanxiangtianmu。
yipangdexiaotaijianyanjishoukuaidejitaxushangmeijiu，chanmeidefengcheng。
“bixia，zheiyidingshishangtiankandaolewomendasongdefushuchangsheng，tedijiangxiashenjilaibaojiangnindegongdede！zhenshidaxishi，daxishia！”
zhaogouyiting，dunshidaxiguowang。
“zhendexianmingjingranyijingchuandaletiantingme？！”
群臣也纷纷祝贺。
“dasongxingerdebixiamingzhi！kexikehea！”
“陛下圣明！”
“陛下英武啊！”
zhizuijinmidejiaoluoli，yigexiaoshaonianjiangjunfennudeniejinlequantou，yanzhongranshaozhebeiaiyihuohetongkuzhengzhazhise。
zheiyangdehuangchao，shangtianjuranrenkeme？！neibianjingtadetongbaomendexishengyousuanshishenmeni！
baixingmendezhengzhakuhanyousuanshishenmeni！
yucitongshi，zhudi，lilongji，zhugaochidengdengdeng，gechaogedaidehuangdihechenzimenduitianmudedaolaifanyingbuyi，huoshijingti，huoshijingyibuding，huoshianbingbudong。
zongeryanzhi，suoyourendouduijiexialaitianmudefazhantiqilejigaodeqidai。
sheihuibeihoushipingweiqianguyidi？sheihuibeihoushipingweiyichouwannian？
【ding！chaodaiyishishitongbuwancheng，qingsuzhukaishidiyiweihuangdideshipinjianjizhizuo，benxitongjiangquanfangweiweisuzhutigongdiyishoushiliao，tongsouwuqie！】
“zheidiyiweikebunengsuibianxuan，wodeshenzhiyoushena……”
chenyuanmozhexiabachensi，shoushangmanwumudebalazhexitongjizijitigongdeshishishipin，wanqiankuaisuipianhuamianzhong，tawuyijiansaodaolesonggaozongzhaogouneibianjunchenzhizuijinmideyiyangyangdezuilian，biaoqingdunshiluchuyimoxiane。
“zhentemelayan！renjiaqinhuanghanwuhaiziahuaiyizijini，niwanyangoushenmewanyizijixinlihaimeidianbishume？！laozibujianyigepensinideshipinlaozijiubuxingchen！”
tagangzhunbei**dongshou，balaozhaojiapendetiwuwanfurangtayichouwannianshi，youhuranyouyuleyixia。
“zheiwanyifangzaidiyige，jianzhizailishidalaomianqianladitianmudegediaoa……”
“jiranruci，haishixianlaiyigenengzhenchangzideba！”
chenyuanhenkuaixialejueding，shuangshouhuodongleyifan，bianxunsutourudaoleshipindejianjizhizuozhongqu。
数个小时之后。
“成了！”
chenyuanshenxileyikouqi，xingfendemilemiyanjing。
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuyiwanchengshipinzhizuo，shifouxianzaifabu？】
“现在发布！”
【ding！fabuchenggong，houxufankuijiangyouxitongyishoubaolan，gongxisuzhuxiaban！xitongtediweisuzhushenqinglejiangjinhehaohualvyoutuan，yiqielvxingxiaofeiyouxitongmaidan，zhuninlvxingyukuai！】
“草！真的假的？”
chenyuandengdaleyanjing，xiayimiaotajiademenjiubeirenqiaoxiang，tagangzouguoqudakaimen，yigeyanweifuguanjiadaizheyichuanbaobiaogongjingdejugong。
“chenshaoye，woshininjiexialaidelvyouguanjia。”
“zhei、zheizheiyetaikuazhangleba？”
chenyuanmudengkoudai，momojixitongshulegedamuzhi，kouxiantizhengzhidepaipai**haobuyouyuchumenle！
“guantaniangde！douliyouqianxinlibuhuang！liutianjiaqi！laozilaile！”