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dangjiangxuanhuidaozhusuo，yishiwanshangdeshidian，tagangbalaochoujiangyoufangxia，jiutingdaolewanglanlvedaiwennudeshengyin。
“zhishimaipingjiangyoueryi，niyongdezhequlejiangjinyigexiaoshima？”wanglancongfangjianlizouchu，neizhangbanlaoxuniangdelian，luchuleyimobuyue。
tajinniansishiduole，baoyangdehaisuanbucuo，shencaijifumeiyouyinnianlingdecuican，bianderenlaozhuhuang，fanerhaiduolejifenyunwei。
wenyan，jiangxuanjianmeiweitiao，suihouqianyideshuodao：“ayi，buhaoyisi，lushangyudaolexieshi，suoyidangeledianshijian！”
“xiabuweili！”wanglanhengdao。
“shi！”jiangxuanxiaolexiao，zicongtabeicefengweizhanshenbeitianwang，neixiedarenwuzaitamianqian，lianhuxidoubuganchuanzhong，gengbieshuobeiwanglanzheiyangchixun。
danjiangxuanmeiyoufangzaixinshang，bijingzaishinianqian，rubushiwanglanfufudeshanxinjiuzhi，tahuoxusizaileguichengjietouyebuyiding。
“duilejiangxuan，matongjitianmeishuaguoyoudianzang，nixianjinquxiyixiaba！”wanglanliuxiajuhua，bianhuidaoletadefangjian，liuxialianseweizhidejiangxuan。
刷马桶？
gaojuquanweidejiangxuan，tingdaowanglanrangtaqushuamatong，etouzhouchulejitiaoheixian，tashihedenggaoguideshenfen，zheiwuyishiduitadexiuru。
fangzaibeijing，naizhizhenggedahuadiguo，wanglandezheizhongyumeiwuli，yaoshibeijiangxuandexiashutingjian，jueduishidabujingdesizui！
buguo，piankezhihou，jiangxuanhaishiyaotouyixiao，jilaizhizeanzhi，jiudangzuoshizhuyihaiqing，tamenyijiacengduizijideenqingba。
“neige，jiangxuan，matongwolaishuaba，womashuodehuanibuyongtaizaiyi！”
jiuzaijiangxuanjinruyushi，shenshounaqimatongshua，zhunbeikaishiqingxishi，sumuyaominzui，jiaobuqingyingzoulejinlai。
jiangxuanweihuiguotou，shoushangdematongshua，jiubeisumuyaoduoleguoqu。
sumuyaoyibianshuaxizhematong，yibianqingyuxishengjieshidao：“womayiqianbushizheiyangde，kenengshiyinweiwobeibihundeyuangu，caidaozhitaqingxuyibodongbutaihao，qingnibiefangzaixinshang！”
kanzhesumuyaorouxideqianying，haiyoutingzhetaneiwanrufenglingbandongrendeshengyu，jiangxuanwusuoweidedanxiaodao：“xiwangzheibushigekaishijiuhao！”
qingxiwanmatong，jiangxuanyusumuyao，yiqianyihoulikaileyushi，zaiwuzidexiaoketingli，ganghaoyouyujianlechulaidewanglan。
“jiangxuan，matongniqingxiwanlema？”wanglanwendao。
jiangxuanhaimeikaikouhuiying，sumuyaojiuqiangxiantayibu，roushengdao：“ma，taxiwanle，wogangcaijinqukanlexia，shuadehenganjing！”
“shima？”wanglanbanxinbanyi，qinziqukanlexia，faxianqingxideguoranhenganjing，huilaiduijiangxuanshuodao：
“wozheigefangzi，zhiyouyitingsanfang，chulewohemuyaotabadefangjian，zhishengxiajiandiannaoshufang，danlimianbaimanledongxishuibuleren，jiuzanqieweiquniyixiazaiketingdadipu，bijingnihemuyaomeizhengshijubanhunli，buheshitongchuangneimekuai！”
jiangxuanmeiyoushenmeyijian，keshisumuyaoliumeiweining，juedezijidemamawanglan，yinyueyouxieguofenle，shuodao：“ma，wanshangketingmeiyounuanqihenleng，houbanyejiangxuanhenyoukenenghuizheliangde！”
jiansumuyaoruciguanxinziji，jiangxuanxinliyouxienuan，tahaishixiangshinianqianyiyang，neimedeshanliang。
wanglanlianselvewennu，anmanversumuyao，zenmejiubudongzijideyongxinliangku，nanbuchengtahaizhenxiangyaojieshou，zheigedaizhehunyueturanmaochudemoshengnanren？
“neinishuozenmeban？”wanglanwendao。
sumuyaoyouyulexiaohui，toutoukanxiangjiangxuan，fangfozuolegejueding，qingshengdao：“wofangjianliyounuanqi，takeyijinwofangjiandadipu！”
“buxing，mabufangxin！”wanglanxiangdoumeixiang，zhijieyikoujujuelesumuyao，gunanguanvtongchuyishi，sheizhidaojiangxuanhuibuhuidongxienian，zuochuzhugouburudeshiqing。
“ma，woyijingbushixiaonvhaile，youxieshiwozijiyoufencun，ninengbunengzunzhongxiawodeyijian？”sumuyaohaochijinyaozhehongchun。
jiansumuyaogenwanglanmunvzaizhengzhi，jiangxuanpoyoujifenwunai，shuizainaduiyutaeryan，qishigenbenjiubutaizhongyao。
zhengchilehenjiu，sheidoubuyuantuirang，sumuyaosuoxingzhuazhejiangxuandeshou，jinrulezijidefangjian，bamenjinjinfansuozhu，renyoumuqinwanglanzaiwaiqiaopai。
“wobuguanle，yaozhenchuleshi，nibiehouhuijiuhao！”wanglanzaiwaigengyandemaleyisheng，bianqifendebuzailuosuo，fenweihenkuaijiuanjinglexialai。
“nidakebubizheiyang，ayitadedanxin，quanshiweilenihao！”jiangxuanshensuidekailekou。
sumuyaosongkaiqianzhejiangxuandeshou，tuihoujibuyutabaochijuli，shengyuqiruoyoulandao：“woxiangxinnibushineizhong**zhiren！”
“youshihou，nidezhijuegenshanliang，zhendehuihaileni！”jiangxuandandandao。
sumuyaomobuzuosheng，tazhisuoyirangjiangxuanhezijiduchuyishi，zhuyaoshiganjizheigenanrendechuxian，zijibuyongzaijiajilizihaoneizhong**，fouzezijixianzaishuobuding，yijingbeiquruzhemodaotiwuwanfu，hunshenshangxiabuchengrenyangle。
“jinwan，xiexieni，yaobushinidehua，woderenshengkenengjiuhuile！”sumuyaolianchudao。
“neinijuede，taolilizihaodemozhua，genwoyoulehunyue，renshengjiuhuimeimanxingfuma？”jiangxuanxiaowendao。
“wobuzhidao，qimanijiwodeganjuehenwennuan，erbuxianglizihaoneiyang，rangwowushiwukedouhuangkongbuan！”sumuyaoqingqingdeyingdao。
jiangxuandanxiaobuyu，taitoudaliangqilesumuyaodeguifang，sizhoufanweibushihenda，danzhuangshijingzhiyougediao，kongqihaimimanzheyiguhenyouqingdexiangwei。
turan，jiangxuandemuguangweileng，yanjingtingliuzaileruanmiandechuangtashang，yanshenbiandeyouxieguguaileqilai。
zhuyidaojiangxuandebuduijing，sumuyaoshunzhetadeshixiankanqu，liandanshunjianyanhongrusanyueshengkaidetaohua，shouwuzucuodehuangmangxiaopaochongshangqian，yongbeizigaizhuzijijinzaohuanxiadeneixieloukongtieshenyiwu。
zuohaozheiyiqiezhihou，sumuyaohanxiudeyanmou，jiaonudewanxianglejiangxuan。
jiangxuangangayixiao，tashishumeixiangdao，waibiaojuemeiqingxiudesumuyao，chuanyifenggehuibieyouyifanfengwei，shiquzhuanyihuatidao：“muyao，wojinwanshuina？”
sumuyaoxiangsaitaohong，shouhuiweixiudemouguang，xiuzhangxianxiansuzhi，shenxiangpuzheyangmaotandedixia，bochunchendao：“nishuizheili，zaimeiyouwodeyunxuxia，nijueduibukeyiyueguochuangbian，yebuyaopengwofangjianliderenhedongxi！”