第五章你真吃屎啦
zhangfanduoguobaoguo，relaiweisongyideqiangliebuman。
“bukanjiubukan，youshenmelebuqide，”weisongyibailezhangfanyiyan。
musongweisongyizouchumenqukaiche，zhangfanliansewubiyansudingzheshouzhongdebaoguo，suihousaijinzijidebeibao，sihufeichangxiaoxinyangzi。
魏氏分公司大门口。
zhangfancongweisongyidezhuancheshangtiaolexialai，zuilidiaozheyigenyan。
qiaoleqiaochechuang，“wochulezuobaobiaohaimeiyouqitazhiyejiwodangdang，zheiyangyitianshouzheniyetaiwuliaole。”
weisongyixialeche，quxiamojingdao，zhangfaliaoqi，luchugugandesuogu。
“you，xianzaibaoanbujiuquenizheizhongsizhifadadejiahuo，woyijingjinianpaihaole，quba？”weisongyiluchuweixiao。
“**，wohaodaiyeshiweilaoqinglaidegaoshou，nibujiwogeshagaodangzhiweidangdang，rangwoquzuobaobiao？”
jiuzaizheishiweishifengongsijituandebaoanduizhang“abiao”renyijingzouleguolai，gonggongjingjinghanleyisheng，“weizong。”
weisongyizhizhezhangfandao，“yihouzheigejiahuojiushiniderenle，kanhaole，yaoshitajiworechushenmeyaoezi，nidefanwanjiububao，tingdaomeiyou？”
abiaoshencaijingshou，pifuyouhei，zhenggerenkanqilaishizaishirangrenjuedehaoqifu，keshipianpianjiushizheiyangderenquechengweileweishifengongsijituandebaoanduizhang。
abiaokanlezhangfanyiren，rengaomada，wuguansuimeiyouxiandaishuaigedejunmei，quedaizhexiandainanrenshaoyoudeyanggangzhiqi。
“shi，weizong，woabiaozuoshininhaibufangxinma，”abiaoliekaizuixiao。
“xiaoyaojing，jiwodengzhe，yaobushilaozixianzaishidaizuizhishen，ganggangjiubaniandaodishanghenhenmoca，”zhangfanjianweisongyizouyuanle，zheicaidao。
“xiongdi，nihezanmenweizongdaodishishenmeguanxia，”yipangabiaosuanshikanchulaile，yanqianzheiqingnianheweisongyitongzuoyiliangche，shenfenneikendingbuyiban。
zijiruoshihezhangfandahaoguanxi，zongbushihuaishi。
zhangfanpieleyiyanabiaodao，“nizhendexiangzhidao？”
abiaoyileng，zhangfanzheijuhuarangtabuzhidaoruhehuida，suoweihuocongkouchubuwudaoli。
“toutougaosuni，qishiwoshitananren，”zhangfanyadishengyindao。
abiaozhangdazuiba，yilianbukesiyikanzheyangzhangerqudezhangfan。
yaozhidaoweisongyikeshiwushunanrenmengzhongnvshena，jiazugengshiyifangdalao。
keshizhangfankanqilaishizaihenyiban，ruoshiyibanrentingdaohuiyiweizhangfanshizaichuiniu，danshijiuzaiganggangabiaokeshikanjianzhangfancongweisongyidecheshangxialaide。
henkuaizhangfanheweisongyideguanxijiuzaiweishifengongsijituandexiacengganbuzhijianchuankai。
zhongwuzhangfangengshijiedaoweisongyidechuanhuadaolebangongshi，gengshiyanzhenglezhangfanheweisongyideqimiaoguanxi，relaihenduohongbaiyan。
“nizaigongsixiashuoshenmele，**！”weisongyiguanshangmen，lenglengdao。
zhangfandao，“woshuoshenmele？”
“nishuonishiwode......”
weisongyihongzhelianshizaishuobuchukou，“nishuonishidenanren。”
zhangfanqiaozheerlangtui，pixiaodao，“niyoushenmezhengjuzhengmingshiwoshuode。”
“yourengennishuoguo，nizhendehenjianma，zhangfan**。”
“yiqianmeiyou，nidaoshidiyige，”zhangfandianleyigenyan，youyoudao，“xingle，ruguomeiyoushenmeshiqing，wojiuchuqule，doudaofandianle，esiwole。”
weisongyiqidedouyaozhale，zijihaodaiyeshizhei**delaoban，xianzaikanlaiganjuezhangfancaishilaobanyiyang。
yaobushizheirenshizijiyeyepailaide，zaijiashangzhangfanqueshijiulezijiliangci，yitadexingge，zhangfanzaojiugundanle。
budengweisongyishuohua，zhangfantuikaimen，zuilidiaozheyigenyan，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，chuanzhetuoxiezoulechulai。
dunshirelaibaoanbuyiqunxiaodidereliehuanying，zuizhongzaidajiayonghuxia，daizheshenglizhedezitaixiangshitangzouqu。
menwaizhiyuankandaozijialaoban，weisongyifanu，suoyourendoudixiatoubuganzuosheng。
fenfencaicezheizhangfandaodiyoushenmehoutai，jingranlianweisongyidoubufangzaiyanli。
“guyeniubi，womenrendufushu，gangganghaiyiweininchuiniu，meixiangdaozhenshihezanjiaweixiaojie，weilaobanzhenyouneicengguanxia。”
gaoyadezhongjiganbushitangerlou，zhangfanbeibaoanbudeshurenweizuozaiyiqi。
“neikuaidianbaqiannachulaiba，”zhangfanshenchushou，genbenbulihuibaoanbujirendemapi。
abiaoyidengrentingdaozheiliyouxiebuyuanyi，danhaishiguaiguaibadadudeqiansongdaozhangfanshouli。
zheimeyidianliangyiqianduodayangdaoshoule。
“yihougeweixiaodihaidekaofangenintibale，”abiaoliekaizui，lianmangjizhangfandianranyigenhuanghelou。
“zheixiejiahuobushibaoanbuma，zenmedaoerloulaile，zhenshiyingxiangwomenchifan，dachaodanaode，yidianxiuyangdoumeiyou。”
“nanguaijuedekongqiliyigusuanchouweier。”
cishisizhouyinweizhangfanzheibianyinqibailingmendebuman。
“zenme，zheierloubuyunxuzanmenderenshanglai？”zhangfantingdao，wenabiao。
abiaowenlewenzijishenshang，gangadao，“fange，zheigongsishitangfensanlou，zheierloubushizanmenzheidicengnenglaide。”
qishizheiyeshitamenyihuoerxiongdidiyicilai，yaobushizhangfanrenzaizheili，tamenshidasiyebuhuishanglaide。
bijingzaizheigeshehui，tamenzhibuguoshirangrenqiaobuqidedicengeryi。
yigebaoansheihuizhengyaoqiaozanmen？
“abiao，sheiyunxunimenshanglaide，”jiuzaizheishiyidaolenglengdeshengyinchuanlai。
zhikanjianyishuzhedabeitou，shenchuanheticaijianxifudeqingnianzhengdaliangzhezhangfan。
abiaowenyanyihuitoushilianseyibian，yanqianzheiqingniankebuhaore。
abiaolianmangqishenjugong，qianyidao，“caozongjingli，baoqian，womenmashangjiuxiaqu。”
“zheijiahuoshishei？”caoyunmeitouyizhou，kandaozhangfanjingranganzaierlouchouyan，bianbudairenheyouyudao，“batajiwokaile。”
“caozongjingli，zheiweishizanmengongsiweidongshizhangdenanpengyou，zheikongpabuhaokaiba。”
caoyunjingyadezhuanguotou，kanzhemanlianhuzhadezhangfanliangjiu，daizhebukezhixindeyuqidao，“tashiweizongcaizhangdenanpengyou？”
“zhengshi，”abiaocazheetoulenghan，yaobushiganggangtaqinyankandaozhangfanzaiweisongyibangongshizouchulai，tazijidoubuxin。
bijingzhangfanzheiqizhibaizainali，wanquanbugenweisongyiyigejibiedema。
“nizhendeshiweizongcaidenanpengyou？”caoyunchixiaowen。
“abiaozheijiahuoshisheia，zenmeganjuebikongdoushichaotianshuohua，yigubishiweier，”zhangfandao。
“nishuoshenme，xiaozi！”caoyunliansemengranyichen。
abiaohedehanmaodoushuleqilai，ganjindao，“caozongjingli，tashuodeshiwo，wojintianchibishile，suoyishuohuayoubishiweier。”
tingdaozheili，erloudebailingmenhongtangdaxiaoqilai。
caoyunchixiaodao，“wodarenyoudaliangbugennimenzheixiemeiyousuzhidejiahuojijiao，ganjingunxiaquba，zheilibushinimenzheizhongshenfennenglaide。”
“shi，womenmashangxiaqu，”abiaoxinlideshitouyeluolexialai，lianmanglaqizhangfandao，“fangezanmenxiaqushuohua，zheilifangbian。”
zhangfankanabiaoyidengrenrucihaipa，yemeiyouduoshuoshenme，diaozheyanqishenkanlecaoyunyiyan，louzhechadianheniaodeabiaoxialelou，tuzhongzhitingdaozhangfandeshengyinzailoutijianchuanlai。
“niyadezhenchibishila？”
caoyunshenhouyiweichuanzhejinzhizhifudexinggannvzizoudaocaoyunshenhou，yibeihongjiusongdaocaoyunmianqiandao，“gongxila，tingshuonimenbumennadaowubaiwandedanzi。”
caoyunmeiyoulihui，ershikanxiangzhangfanlikaideloutikou，lenglengdao，“ganggangbaoanbushuodeshizhende，nei**sizhendeshisongyidenanpengyou？”
“zenme，chicule？”nvrenyouzherehuodeshencai，tebieshineishuang**xiuzhangfuyoudanxing。
kexipianpianzijishengdezheimetianshenglizhi，yeshiwushunanrenyanhongdeyouwu，kecaoyunquegenbenbuzhengyankantayiyan。
yinweitazhidao，caoyunzhixihuanyigenvren，erzheigenvrenshizijiyibeiziyebibuguode。
neirenjiushigongsidezhixingzongcai“weisongyi。”
wulunshiyangmaoxueshihaishibeijing，tazheibeizishibukenengheweisongyixiangtibinglunde。
“chuanyanshizheimeshuode，”nvrenbaoxiong，yanshendaizhebuxiekanzheloutiloudefangxiang，bijingshichuanyan，shuoshihuatayebuxingaogaozaishangdeweisongyihuixihuanzhangfanzheizhonglandajiedenanren。
“chuanyan，nalaidechuanyan”，caoyundao。
“neixiaozitingshuozaoshangshicongweizongcaicheshangxialaide，zhongwujingranchouzheyancongbangongshichulai，ertaquemeiyouzuochurenhefandui。”
caoyunmengranzhuazhunvrenxianxidegebo，“nishuodeshizhende？”
nvrenchitong，liumeiweicuhenshirangrentengxi。
“zheishiqingzhenggegongsidouzhidaole，niwentamenqua，songshou，tengsila。”
sheidouzhidaoweisongyijueduibuhuiyunxugongsiyourenheyiweier，tebieshiyan。
yidanbeichachuweisongyishijueduibuhuifangguode，yinianqianyigecaoyundeshangsi，gongsizuifengguangdexiaobailingbianshiyinweichouyan，jingranzhijiebeiweisongyikaichude，genbenyidianqingmiandoumeiyouliu。
keshizhangfanqueshigeyiwai，zheibudeburangcaoyunduoxiangle。
“niqunali？”nvrenjiancaoyunyaolikaiwen。
caoyunlenglengdao，“gennimeiyouguanxi。”
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“neixiaozishishenmelaitou，chadianbanideniaodoujihechulaile。”
zhangfanpiaoleyiyanshenbianmaitouchifandeabiao，siyiwangweichouzhehuanghelou。
abiaocalecazuibiandefanli，gangadao，“fange，neijiahuoshixiaoshoubumendezongjingli，tajiazaitianxiashiyeshiyifangdalao，rebuqi，erqieta......”
zhangfanjianabiaotuntuntutu，tileyijiaoabiaodao，“youpijiufang，shibishidudaonisangziyanlema？”
abiaokouzhehounaoshaogangadao，“erqietingxiaodaoxiaoxi，tayezaizhuiweizongcai。”
zhangfanluchuyisixiaodao，“nanguaineixiaozihenbudechilewodeyangzi。”
“heiheihei，fangenijiubushengqima？”abiaowen。
zhangfanxiaoerbuyu，tashengshenmeqi，zijishuozijishiweisongyidenanpengyou，zhibuguoshixiangqiyiqiweisongyibale。
“fange，caoyunzheirennirebuqi，yihoujiandaolezuihaoshiraodaozoudehao，”abiaohaoxintixingdao。
zhangfandengleabiaoyiyan，“nixiaozishibushiqiaobuqiwo，wozenmeganjuewozainixinmuzhongmeiyouweishelia。”
abiaojushou，yilianjiantaomoyang。
“meiyoudeshi，zhishineicaoyunshouwanying，wotixingyixiabale。”
“nijiushizhangfanma，woyoushiqingzhaoni，genwochulaiyixia，？”shenhouyidaoyueerhaotingdenvzishengyinturanchuanlai。