第一章 你们都快要死了!

yilieliechexiangzaiqunshanzhijianwanyan,rulongsheyouzou。

zheishicongdashanshenchukaiwangbinhaishidelieche。

其中一节车厢内。

xixilalazuoleshijimingchengke。

yimingkanshangquershichutoudeshaonian,zhengzaihezuozaiduimiandejueseshaonvlaoke。

tadechuanzheposudeguofen,yikanjiushishanlidenongcunwa,zangqingsededequeliangchenyishangyouhaojigebuding,xiashenshiyitiaobuzhidaoshenmeniandaideheisezhitongku,junlvsedejiaoxie,xiedimanshishihuangsedeniba。

buguo,shaonianshengzaiyangmaohaimanjunlangde,youqishineishuangyanjing,yichangchunjing,xiangshiyushuixidiguodetiankong,buransihaochenai。

zheigeshaonianmingjiao‘huangxiaolong’,dequeshicongdashanlichulaidenongcunwa,zhengyaoqufuguangmeiyingdeyanhaifadachengshi‘binhaishi’chuangdangyifan。

zuozaihuangxiaolongduimiandeshiyigeerbanianhuadeshaonv,qingchunfeiyangxianhuo,chuanzhejiandandesusesuihualianyiqun,heisezhangzhifarupububanchuizaixiangjianshang,meiyouchachungaodeyingtaoxiaozuishang,youzheyimotianrandeyanhong,edanlianshangxiangqianzheshuiwangwangdedayanjing,zhangzhangdejiemaobushizhadongzhe,tingjundeyaobi,**deyingtaoxiaozuishiershangyangzhe,xingchengyimomeilidexiaoye,rangrenkanyiyanjiuhuishenshenchenzui。

“nishiqubinhaishidagonghaishiqiuxuea?”shaonvraoyouxingzhidekanzheduimiandehuangxiaolong。

zheicishaonvshichenzheshujia,hedaxuetongxuemenyiqiqushenshanliwan‘huangyeqiusheng’,buguotawanlejitianjiuganjuetewuliao,yincitiqianmailechepiao,fanhuibinhai。

huocheshangtingkuzaode,shaonvyebujieyihezuozaiduimiandehuangxiaolongliaoliaotian,dafashijian。

“woa?”huangxiaolongdeliansebiandesuranqilai,yibenzhengjingdedao。“zheiciwoqubinhai,keshidanfuzhequancunrendexiwangni…”

“e?quancunrendexiwang?”shaonvyilianmengbi。

“dui!cunlirenjiwosangerenwu。”huangxiaolongdebiaoqingyufalengqiaoyanjun,“diyi,woyaozhuanqian!woyaozhuanhenduohenduoqian,jicunligaifangzi,gaixuexiao,xiuyanglaoyuan…woyaorangcunlidehaizidounengxiangchenglihaizineiyangdushu,xuewenhuaxuezhishi……”

yitingzheihua,shaonvsuranqijing,kanxianghuangxiaolongdemuguangyeshiduoleyisijingpeizhiyi。

“dier,woyaotaolaopo!cunzhangshuochengliguniangdoushiyangchunbaixue,piaoliangjile,bushishanlidecungunengbide!cunzhangrangwoyidingyaoquchengliguniangzuolaopo!”huangxiaolongyijiuhenyansu。

“pu!!!!!”shaonvrenjunbujin。

“disan,woyaoshangdaxue,yinweiwomencuncongguzhijin,haimeichuguodaxueshengni!!”huangxiaolongjiangzijidanfudesangeshimingyiyishuochu。

shaonvhenshishanliang,gulidao。“woxiangxinniyidingkeyichenggongde!ngng,jiayou!”

“wodangrankeyichenggonga…zheisanjianshiduiwolaishuo,zhenshitaijiandanle…”huangxiaolonglisuodangrandedao。“zhuanqian,wosuiyizhuangejibaijiqianyijiuhao;qulaopo,womianmianqiangqiangqugoujishigejiuxingle;dushuma,dudaoshenmeboshishuoshi,nageshuangxueweishade,yenengxiangcunlirenjiaocha…”

“e!!!”shaonvmantouheixian,duihuangxiaolongdeneiyisisijingpeizhiyi,shunjianwajie,xinxiang,zheirenbushikaiwanxiaojiushinaoziyoumaobing。

“nizhiyiwo?”huangxiaolongdengyankanzheshaonv。“wokemeiyoukaiwanxiao,niyaozhidao,woshiquancunrendejiaoao!”

“keke!!womeizhiyini…neisha,huangehuatiba,nizheishidiyicilikaijiaxiangme?nilejiewaimiandeshijieme?”shaonvshishizhuanyihuati。

“woxiaoshihouqubinhaishiduguoxiaoxuea,buguodudaosannianjijiuchuoxueleeryi…haiyou,nibuyaoyiweiwohewaimiandeshijietuojiele,qishiwomeigexingqidouhuiquxianliwangbashangwangde,nimenchenglirenshuodeshenme‘666’,wodouzhidaoshishenmeyisini。”huangxiaolongdao。

“zhei…zheige…heniliaotianmanfeijingde…”shaonvyouxiewuyule。xinshuo,zheirenkezhenshiqipaa,yibenzhengjingdeyangziquejingshuoxiahua,gaibuhuizhenshinaoziyoumaobingba?

“neinipingshizaishanlidouyoushenmexingquaihaoa?”shaonvyouwendao。

“wodeaihaokeduole。wozuixihuandejiushiyanjiufuzhuanhezhouyu,meishizhuazhuagui,dangranle,kanxiangkanfengshuishade,ouerwoyewanwan…”huangxiaolongrushihuidadao。

“woyun!zheitianmeifaliaole!nizheiyetaineishale,haiyanjiufuzhuan,haizhuagui…”shaonvjuedingbuzaihehuangxiaolonglangfeichunshele。

genbenjiumeifajiaoliulema!

“nibuxiangxin?”huangxiaolongdaoshilaijingle。“zheiyangba,womianfeijinikankanxiang…”

“wuliao。”shaonvjianglianbiekaile。

“nideshierminggongdoutinghaode。yaobu,nibamingziheshengchenbazigaosuwo,wojinisuansuan。”huangxiaolongbuyiburaodedao。

zuihoushaonvbeichandemeibanfa,zaijiashanghuangxiaolongkanqilaiyebushishenmehuairen,yincitajiubazijidemingzi,haiyounonglideshengrigaosulehuangxiaolong。

shaonvdemingzihenqingya,jiaozuo‘songyuru’。

huangxiaolonglaoshenzaizaideqiazhisuanleqilai,jimiaozhongzhihou,tamengranjingjiaodao。“taihaole!”

“woyun,niyijingyizhadeganma?”songyurubeiheleyitiao。

“wogangcaisuanguole,womendebazihenhea!nitingwoshuo,womenwuxingyinyangxiangpei,chushengdenianyuerishidoucengcengxianghe,womenjiushitianzaodishedeyuanyanghudieming!”

huangxiaolongyanjinglishanshuochujidongdeguangze,“nizhidaoyuanyanghudiemingshishenmegainianme?congminglishangjiang,suoweiyuanyanghudiemingdeshuangfang,shengridenianyuerishidoukeyixiangpei,tianganpeitiangan,dizhipeidizhi,yechengweitiandihe。youzheizhongbazizuhedeqinglvhuiqingshenruhai,yidanxiangshijiurujiaosiqi,buguoqueshibainiannanyu。”

“shibushiwoshuodetaishenaolenibutaidong?neiwoshuojiandandian,womendebazihedebunengzaihe,womendeganqinghaodebunengzaihao,jiehunhouxingfudebunengzaixingfu,nandewangqi,nvdewangfu,fanzhengjiehunjiuhaoxianggongsishangshiyiyangturankaishixingfudejingpen……”

songyurujianzhijiuyaobengkuidiaole!

没搞错吧?

感情?结婚?

这就谈婚论嫁了?

baobaogenbenjiuburenshinihaobuhao!

“taiwanmeile!meixiangdaowozaihuocheshangjiunengzhaodaorenshengzhongdelaopo!zheijianzhijiushishangcangduiwodeencia!yuanfen,yuanfena!”huangxiaolongshuangshouzuoqidaozhuang。

jiuzaizheishi,pangbiangezhezoudaodezuoweishang,yishenglenghengchuanlai。“shengun!xiaohuozi,nixiaotingxiaotingba,zheimeqipiannvhaizi,nihaoyisi?”

“e!!”huangxiaolongxunshengwangqu,zhijiangezhezoudaodezuoweishang,zuolelianggezhongniannanzi,yiguanchuchu,yiwangerzhijiushiyangzunchuyouderenwu。

xunchihuangxiaolongde,shiyigesishilaisuidetudingnanren,lianshangyouyizhongbingyanyandesihuizhise,danshuangmuqueshiruiliruyingsun,poyoudianshangweizhedeqishi。

tudingnanrenshenpangshiyigeyutanianlingxiangfang,qishiyeshibusudezhongniannanzi,yilianlahuang,lianmangdishengdao。“suanle,laohong,buyaoduoguanxianshi,renjiaxiaonianqingdejiaoliufangshi,womenshibudongde。”

“wojiukanbuguanzheizhongzhuangshengunqipianwuzhixiaoguniangdechouxiaozi!”tudingnanrenyilianfenmen,duisongyurudao。“xiaoguniang,nibietingtade。”

huangxiaolongshaoweikanlezheilianggezhongniannanziyiyan,ranhouyaotoudao。“nimenshuowoshishengun?hehe,zheikeshifeibanglaizhe…anzhaowodepiqi,feidejiaoxunjiaoxunnimen,buguoni…suanle,wokannimenyetingkelian,nimenbingrugaohuang,doukuaiyaosile,wohebigennimenjijiao?”

ciyanyichu,liangmingzhongniannanzi,shentijuzhen,bicijiaohuanleyixiayanse,doucongduifangdeyanjingli,kandaolezhenjinghebukesiyidebiaoqing!