第一章 垃圾废物

“xuxue,weibaonijiumingzhien,wolinminghaoliunianlaiganyuanrubinvbansihouni。”

“nibuxiangpingyong,xiangfuguiyisheng、chuanjindaiyin,womanzuleni,dongyongshouzhongquanlibangnimenxujiachenglelingyangshoufu,nideenwoyegaihaiqingle。”

linminghaoningwangzheshouzhonghuaibiaoneideyiduixinhunfufuzhaopian,biaoqingshierrouhe,shierzhengningsiligui!

“enyijin,neimejinriyegaishinimenxujiafenghaiyiqiedeshihoule。”

“nianzainicengjingjiuwoyimingdefenshang,wohuijiniyijihui,ruonishixiangqinziquguiqiuwomeimeibingdetaliangjie,wokekaolvfanglenixujiaqiyuren。”

“fouze,woyaonixujia……rensidengmiejin!”

咯咯!

linminghaojinwoquantouzuoxiang,manmutonghong。

砰!

suishourengdiaoyiwangshiruozhenbaodehuaibiao,linminghaozhuanshenjingzhichulexujiasirenbieshu。

……

shenhuang,yigelingshenzhoudadizhiwaiwushuwaiqiangdanhandecunzai。

shenzhouzuiweishenmideyizhiqiangjun,suibuguoqianren,quedideshangbaiwanjun。

erlinminghaobianshicijunjiangshuai!

liunianqian,yicinanxiazhixingrenwu,linminghaozaoyudirenxumoufuji,jiazhineibuchulepantu。

tazhonglexiedu,yilusishataomingdaolelingyang,zuihoubihuoyudangshihaimingbujingchuandexujia。

youyusuozhongxiedunaishiwoguodushengsuoxia,feiyaowunengjie。

weiyipojiebanfabianshiyunvrenxinghuan,fouzebidufaqiqiaoliuxueshensi。

linminghaoqiangchengbuguo,zuizhonglizhijinshi,qiangxingpohaileyinvhai。

daishiguopingfusuxing,nvhaiqueyibujianlezongji。

yifanxunzhao,linminghaojinzhaodaoleyingzheng**yudexuehongyijiyikuaidiaogongjingxideyupei。

tongguodiaocha,linminghaodezhiyupeinaishixujiazhangsunnvxuxuede。

weilehaijiumingzhien,linminghaoxuanzemaishenhongchenzuolexujiashangmennvxu。

liunianlai,linminghaoyizijidefangshi,yibububangzhuxujiachengzhang。

rangxujiacongzuichudeputongxiaozu,yiyuechenglerujinlingyangdeshoufu,zongzichangaopobaiyi!

erchujiarendexinquebansuizhecaifujuzengbianlese,suozuozhishibuduancaixian。

linminghaoxiangchushouzulan,naihetazaixujiajiushigebushoudaijian、zoudaonadouyaozaobaiyandeshangmenxu,wanquanmeiyouhuayuquan。

wangzhexujiabutingdezijuefenmu,linminghaochedishiquleyaobangmangwanjiudexin。

taduiyiqiedanrandaizhi,bingxianghaolezuihuaidasuan,dabulexujiafeilehou,zijihuaqianyangxuxuejiushi。

kerangtawanmeixiangdaodeshi。

zijiyixinweiqihaodenvren,juranweilerenjiliyi,jiangmeimeilinqingcuituijilechuanshengyiwankufujiazi。

suiranlinminghaoyoupairenandilibaohulinqingcui,naihechushoudeshixuxuezheigejiangshuaifuren。

daihuweifajuebuduishi,linqingcuiyiranzhongshangxueliuyidi。

fajueshiqingbuduidelinqingcuipinsibucong,zuizhongbeinaoxiuchengnudewankufujiaziyongjiupingziyingtouzhongji,chengleshenduhunminaozhendanghuanzhe。

shifa,huweidiyishijiangandao,dangchangjiuzailewanku。

zhiyuxuxue,bijingshijiangshuaifuren,huweibuganzizuozhuzhang,bianjiangshibaojilelinminghao。

dezhiyiqie,renzaixujiachufangdelinminghaozhijierengdiaoleshouzhongqiecaidao,biancongxujiachufangcongmangganwanglingyangyiyuan。

linminghaofumuzaoshi,meimeishitazaizheishishangzuiqinzhiren。

yiyuanbingchuangqian,wangzheliansecanbai,mantouguoyoushabubengdaizhijinhunmibuxingdemeimei,linminghaomuziyulie,xintongrubeimayikenshileyiban。

baochou,bixuweimeimeibaochou,xuxuebixuyaoweicifuchudaijia!

zaijinfeixibidexujiarenyanli,linminghaobuguoshigezhihuihunchidengsidefeiwu。

duiyulinminghaoxiongmei,xujiarenweijierrenyikoufanchibianshitianen,weilexujiaxishenglinqingcuinaishiyigeheqinghelizhishi。

kezaomishiziwodexujiaren,zenmeyebukenengxingwu,tamensuodeyiqiequanshiyinweilinminghao。

meilelinminghao,tamenzhazhadouburu!

shanvrenxuxue,zuomengyexiangbudaolinminghaoyoutiandanengnai,buxiaodezijijianghuiyinweichunshiersangshiyigeshishinanyuhaonanren。

linminghaobuguangshijiangshuaizhicai,haishenhuainitianwuli、tongxiaoshanggujingshiyishu!

bujinruci,linminghaoshouxiahaiyouyizhibuguoqian,quegegeshenhuaiteji,quanbingxuntian,bianjizhengjunshang……deshenhuangjun。

guidaozaibingchuangqian,linminghaoshuangyanxuehong,shaqilingran!

“cuicui,duibuqi,douguaigemeinengbaohuhaoni!”

“bama,erziwuneng,meinengtinimenhucuicuizhouquan!”

“meimeinidengzhe,gedingrangxuxueyijisuoyouxujiarenlaiguiqiunide!”

“gefashi,dingrangshanghainiderenxuezhainaminglaichang!”

linminghaoyishunitian,xiangranglinqingcuihuifuruchuhenjiandan,kemeimeinaishitadenilin。

wulunruhe,tadouyaoxuxue、xujiaweicifuchuxuededaijia!

轰隆!

danglinminghaozouchuyiyuanshi,tiankongleimingdianshan,yudiandazuo,furulinminghaotaotiannuyidexianxian……

……

tongshi,xujiabieshu,haochebuduanshiru,tongxiaodadan,xiandejirenao。

jinrinaishixujiarongdenglingyangshishoufuhoudediyicidaxingjiuyan,laiwangjieshifushangquangui。

laiderenmeijigehuixiangdaoyoujintian,yigeshengmingbuxiandexiaozu,juranhuangyanliunianjiuchenglelingyangshoufu。

zheiqifeisudu,jianzhibiyuzhousuduhaiyaoxunmengwanfen!

yanhuikaishi,lingyangdaxiaorenwufenfenzhuhesongzengli。

“laoxu……bu,yingaishuoxudongshizhangcaidui!wozheiciguolaijinidaohekeshifeilebushaoxinsi,zheiwuhuashengdeshanshuizhenjijinriguohoubianshinidele,gongxigongxi!rihouhaiwangninengzhaofulaodiwoyier。”

“xudongshizhang,longfengfeicuizhuoyidui,zhuhele!wanghouzanduohutongyouwua!”

“唐三彩……”

kanzhebinkemensongshangdejianjianjiazhilianchengzengli,linminghaoyuefuxujianyechunfengmanmian,deyifeifan。

lizaineizhierlouyangtaidexuxuekanzheyiqie,tongyangdeyiyangyang。

kanzheyiwangyangwangbukejidedarenwurujinzheibanduizijiyijiaxianmeipeixiao、gongshouzhonglixiangsong,taxinlilekailehua。

rujinyiqienvrendoujimanyi,weiyimeizhongbuzudebianshineifeiwulaogonglinminghaole。

haihaoneifeiwujintianbeianpaiqiecaiqule,diubulezijidelian!

yushoubuzijueqingqingfuguoduqi,xuxuelianshangjinshiaojiao。

linminghaoneigenaozhong,zhidaolaonianghuailebierendezhongyebunu,zhengoufeide。

yiloudatingneixujiazhuren,wulunzhangyouwubumanlianaoqi,beishoulaibinchuipeng。

kexi,zheirangxujiarenmeideyouxiepiaopiaorandeshiguang,bansuizhedamenbeirenyijiaoculutikaierposui。

mantoushiluludelinminghaodaole。

talengmotaitoukanxiangtingneizhongren,lengxiaodao:“tugoushengtian,haizhenshigourenaodea!”

linminghaohuayubuda,quediqiyouzhang,shengyinchuanrulezaichangmeigerendeerduo。

qingkejian,yanhuixianchangyipianjiji,suoyourendoujiangmuguangtouxianglelinminghaozheigedadanzhitu。

yourenrenchulelinminghaozheigexujiashangmenfeixu,cuoe,zheifeiwuhuodebunaifanlema?

xujiadahaorizi,niyashuozheibanhua,zuosibudainizheiyangdea!

“xuxue,nizhenshigeshexienvren?”

linminghaoanyanuhuo,taitoulengmokanzhexuxue。

xujialiunianshenghuo,zuoweishenhuangjiangshuaidetaxiwanbaikuaishuidiban,laopohaimingmuzhangdanhuailebierenhaizi,meizunyanburugou!tadoukeyibujijiao,kemeimeibeishanghai,tajuebunengren!

cilai,tabianyaoqingsuanyiqie。

“linminghao,nishinaozishaohuailema?”

yixujianianqingxiaobeichaolinminghaonuhouchusheng。

砰!

youyigexujiarenzhanlechulai,mengpaizhuozihoudao:“fenggou,buxiangsijiuganjinjiwocongzheiligunchuqu,zheidifangbushininengsayede!”

xuxuecumeicongloutishangxialai,laidaolinminghaojinqianweixiedao:“nichoushafeng,ganjinjiwogunhuihouchuqiecaiqu,butinghua,neiwoxianzaijiujiangnicongwoxujiasaodichumen。”

linminghaohuanshixujiazhongren,jiangyizhangzhangchouezuilianyiyijixia,yinxiaochusheng:“saodichumen?hehe,nimenyoudangwoshixujiarenguo?”

wensheng,xuxueyuyan,quebeiyiyuezhongerchudezhongniannanziqianglexian:“linminghao,nigelaji,ruoshixiangjiulikecongzheiligun,fouzelaozizhaorennongsini……”