“shenme？rangwoquganzayi？youmeiyougaocuo！”xiaoyichuanyueguolaihaimeilaidejiganshouzheidoushixiuxiandeqimiao，jiuxianbeiyipenlengshuijiaolegetouxinliang。
zhouweidedizitoulaibiyidemuguang，xiangkanyizhiwuruxianjingdetuboshu。
tatangtang21shijidewuhaoqingnian，jingranlunluodaogenyiqunfanfusuziqiangfanwan？
开什么国际玩笑！
takeshizhudingyaochengweizuiqiangguanxihudenanren！
cike，xiaoyishenchuyinshimenpai——tianyuanzong，yigeyinzangzaifanhuadoushibeihoudeshenmizuzhi。
tachuanyueguolaichenglegechujidizi，shenfendiweibushuo，haibeianpaiquzuozuidicengdezayi，zheijianzhibirangtazhibochifeiyuguantouhainanshou。
mingtianjiudekaishigongzuo，haishidiyunandudekaihuangmoshi，liangexinshoujiaochengdoumeiyou！
sunzhishi，yigefeitoudaer、manlianyounidezhongniannanren，zhengyongtaneishuanglvdouyanshangxiadaliangzhexiaoyi，zuijiaoguazheyimojianzhadexiaorong。
“xiaozi，biebaoyuanle，zheikeshiduoshaorenqiudouqiubulaidejihui。haohaogan，shuobudingnatianjiunengfeihuangtengdale。”tapixiaoroubuxiaodishuowan，jiangyiluohouhouderenwuqingdanshuaidaoxiaoyimianqian，neiqishifangfoshizaishisheyigeqigai。
zhouweidezayimenfenfenduixiaoyitoulaitongqingdemuguang，tamendoushenzhisunzhishidedexing，zheixiaozipashiyaobeizheilaoyoutiaowangsilizhengle。
jiuzaizhongrenyiweixiaoyihuixiangqitaxinrenyiyangdishengxiaqiqiuraoshi，xiaoyiquezuijiaoyiyang，luchuyigewanshibugongdexiaorong。
“sunzhishi，ninzheianpai，gou‘tiexin’a。kanlaininzheishixiangrangwotiqiantiyanshenghuo，duanlianwodechikunailaojingshen，wozhenshiganjibujin。”
zheihuayichu，sunzhishideliandunshilvle，xiangtunleyizhicangyingyiyangnanshou。
zheixiaozi，juranganyinyangguaiqita？
“heng，shaofeihua，mingtianyaoshiwanbuchengrenwu，nijiudengzheshoufaba！”
xiaoyisonglesongjian，yilianwusuoweidebiaoqing，zhuanshenzouxiangfenpeijitadezayifang。
tuikaimen，yigumeiweipumianerlai，fangjianliduimanlezawu，luandexianggegouwo。
tahuanshisizhou，zuijiaogouqiyimoshenmideweixiao。
“zhenglifangjian？zheikeshiwodeqiangxiang……”tanaqisaozhou，yanshenzhongshanguoyisijingguang，“jiurangnimenjianshijianshi，shenmejiaozuo……shounadeyishu！”
xiaoyiwanqixiuzi，hengzhexiaoquer，kaishiletagaizaozayifangdeweidagongcheng。
zhijiantarutongkaileguayiban，jiangxiandaideshounazhenglizhishiyunyongdeluhuochunqing。
zawuzaitashouzhongfangfoyouleshengming，guaiguaidizhaodaolezijideweizhi。
pojiudemuxiangbeitadiefangchengwengudezhiwujia，lingsandegongjubeitaguazaiqiangshang，jingranyouxu。
yuanbenzangluanchadezayifang，jingranzaiduanduanjigeshichenneihuanranyixin，biandeganjingzhengjie，shenzhihaiyoudianxiaoqingxin。
zheiyimuqiahaobeiluguodechenshijiekandao，tajingyadiwuzhuxiaozui，buganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
zheizayifang，jingranhainengzhuren？
yaozhidao，zheiliyizhishimenpailizuizangluanchadedifang，lianlaoshudoubuyuanyiguanggu。
tatoutoudaliangzhexiaoyi，xinzhongchongmanlehaoqi：zheixinlaideshidi，youdianyisia！
zheishi，lishixiongdaizhejigegoutuizidayaodabaidizouleguolai，kandaohuanranyixindezayifang，liansedunshiyinchenxialai。
“yo，zheibushixinlaidefeiwuma？zenme，xiangyongzheizhongxiaojiliangtaohaosunzhishi？wogaosuni，menpaikebushinizheizhongamaoagounengshuahuayangdedifang！”
xiaoyipailepaishoushangdehuichen，yiliandandingdihuiduidao：“lishixiong，nizheihuajiubuduile。wozhishikanbuguanzangluandehuanjing，shaoweizhenglileyixiaeryi。zenme，zheiaizheninshenmeshile？nandaoninxihuanzhuzaizhuwoli？”