di4zhangfengzi！tashifengzi！
静！
zhenggekongjian，turananjingxialai。
suoyourendoumeixiangdao，zaizheiguanjianshike，juranhaiyourenganzhanchulaiduoguanxianshi！
刷刷刷！
daodaomuguang，fenfenchaozhemenkoukanqu。
erdangzhongrenkanqing，zhanzaimenkoude，zhishigeershisuichutoudeqingnian，erqiehaichuanzheyishenbuguoerbaikuaidexingtou，dunshifachuzhenzhenchixiao。
“nixiaozisuanshinagenconga，yeganlaiduoguanxianshi！”
“pingniyeganlaiyingxiongjiumei！”
“buxiangsidehuajiuganjingun，womenlinshaokebushininengdezuideqide！”
“ququlaihama，yexiangchitianerou？”
yiqunrenduizheyeyunfeihemabuzhi，yanzhongmanshichaofenghebuxie，jiufangfo，yeyunfeizaitamenyanli，heyige**haowuqubie。
danfannenglaizheiyesehuisuode，yousheibuzhidaolinshaodeshenfen，youyousheibuzhidao，zheihuisuoshilinjiachanye！
zheibuzhitiangaodihoudechoudiaosi，laizhaolinshaomafanyejiusuanle，haishizailinjiadedipanshang！
简直活腻歪了！！！
“nisheia！”linshaoyebeijinule，henhendengzheyeyunfei，gangcaitadouzuohaozhunbeile，shengshengbeirendaduan，rangtaxinzhongyizhenfanzao。
erqiyu，queshijile，taxianzaihaiyoudianyishi，yijingrenchulai，yanqiandeqingnianzhengshizhiqianzaimalubiankandaodeneiren。
zheijiahuo......zheijiahuoguoranlaile。
bushiyijingtixingniganjinzoulema，weishenme，weishenmeniyaolaisongsi......
taxiangyaoshuohua，rangyeyunfeiganjinzou，daolexianzai，doubuyuanyilianleiyeyunfei，keshi，tadehoulongyijingkaishifase，bangezidoushuobuchu。
“kuaishuo，nishei！”linchenyubunaifandenuhe。
“wo？”yeyunfeiningshizhelinchenyu，mouguangrudaomangbanlingli，“woshinizheibeizidourebuqideren！”
“haha！hahaha！”linchenyudunshixiaodeqianyanghouhe，yeyunfeisuoshuode，luozaitaerduoli，jiufangfoshitingdaolezheishishangzuidadexiaohua。
zhouweizhongren，yedougenzhehongtangdaxiao！
yigehunshenshangxiaxingtoubuchaoguoliangbaikuaidechoudiaosi，yeganshuoshitazheibeizidourebuqideren？
这是脑子进水了？
不怕让人笑掉大牙！
linchenyuyijingmeilenaixin，shenshouzhizheyeyunfei，nuhoudao：“ahualang，hailengzheganshenme，jiwofeileta！”
“xiaozi，zhiqianjiurangnigundan，haiyaolaiduoguanxianshi，zheixiaguaibudewomenle！”
“tiantangyoulunibuzou，diyuwumennipianyaochuang！”
ahuhealangquandoukaishimoquancazhang，yibubuchaozheyeyunfeizouqu，zhiqianjiujinggaoguo，jieguozheixiaozihailaiyingxiongjiumei，rangtamenjuedehenmeimianzi，zhunbeibayeyunfeidade**niaoliu。
linchenyuhezhouweizhongren，zeshiwanweidekanzheyeyunfei，naoziligengshikaishihuanxiangyeyunfeijiexialaineiqicanchangjing。
yaozhidao，ahuhealangneikeshilinchenyushenbiandewangpaidashou，erqiedoushizhuanyedebaobiaogongsichushen。
shenzhi，tamengengshicongdixiaquanchangmolichulaide，suibianyige，shenglvdouchaoguobaifenzhijiushi！
zaidixiaquanchang，tamenhaidasiguoren！
zheizhongzhongzhanjizhixia，yizhiyu，genbenmeirenrenweikansishouruodeyeyunfei，huiyoufankangzhili。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，yeyunfeidongle！
砰砰！
mianduizheqishixiongxiongdeahuhealangerren，yeyunfeigenbenbufeihua，taituiliangjiaochuailechuqu。
轰！轰！
liangshengjuxiang，hubeixiongyaodeliangrentongshibeichuaifei，ranhouhenhenzhuangjizaihoufangdeqiangbishang，zuiliyedoupenchudakoudexianxue。
jinjiezhe，tamennaodaiyihuang，yunsiguoqu！
yishunjian，kongjianxianrusiji！
linchenyudengrenquandoubeihedebuqing，youqishishafashangzuozhedeneiqunnianqingren，dunshilianseshabai，gengyourenshoulidexiangyanbuzijuedediaozailedishang。
这......
这什么情况？
gangcaisuofashengde，suoyourendoubuganxiangxin，ahuhealangneikeshilinshaoshouxiadewangpaidashou，cengjingzaiheiquanchanggengshisuoxiangpimi，zenmejiubeineiqingnianjimiaole？
怎么会这样！！
zheishihou，tandaozaishafashangdeqiyu，jiaoquyeshiweiweiyizhan，buganzhixindekanzheyeyunfei。
tawanwanmeixiangdao，zheikanqilaizhiyouershisuideqingnian，shilizheimeqiang！
lianahuhealangdoubushiduishou！
raner，duanzandejingyahou，qiyuquegengjiajinzhang，takanzheyeyunfei，yongjinhunshenliqi，xuruodedao：“kuai，kuaizou......”
tahenqingchu，shiqingnaodaozheizhongdibu，weijisihaomeiyoujiechu，fanergengjiayanzhongle！
neiqingnianshiyoushili，nengyizhaodabaiahuhealang，dan，zheibingbudaibiaotayouhelinchenyujiaobandezibena！
youqi，zheiyesehuisuo，haishilinjiadechanye！
zheishizailinjiadedipanshang！！！
“hehe！”linchenyulengxiao，kanzheyeyunfei，sihaobuju，“xiaozinikeyia，meixiangdaonihaiyouliangxiazi，danshiniyiwei，zheiyangjiunengrangniyingxiongjiumeilema？”
“nizhidaowolinchenyushishenmerenma？”linchenyuteyiqiangdiaolezijimingzi，xiwangnengjieciweisheyeyunfei。
“meitingguo。”yeyunfeiyaoleyaotou。
“ni！！！”linchenyuqideliansetieqing，meixiangdaoyanqiandejiahuozhangkuangdaorucidibu，tashenshouzhixiangyeyunfeibizi，qijibaihuaihoudao：
“laozishilinjiadashaoye，linshijituanweilaidejichengren，zheiyesehuisuoyeshiwomenlinjiadechanye，niganzaizheinaoshi，jianzhishihuoniwaile，xianzaijiwoguixiakesangexiangtou，zainadaobazijiyanle，woxinqinghaohuoxuhainengraonigouming！”
linchenyuzheimeyishuo，zhouweizhongrenyefenfenyoulediqi，congzhiqiandejingkongzhonghuiguoshen。
“xiaozi，nitingdaolemei，nixianzaidezuide，shilinchenyu！”
“赶紧跪下磕头！”
“burannijintianbusi，yeyaobianchengzhiwuren！”
daodaohemashengxiangchebujue，gangcaidejingyaguohou，suoyourendoujuede，yeyunfeibuguoshigelianguoliangxiadelengtouqing，buzhitiangaodihou！
eryeyunfei，lenglengyixiao，yibubuzoudaolelinchenyushenqian，danmodao：“wozheiren，zuibuxihuanbierennashouzhiwobizi。”
当他话落，下一刻。
咔嚓！
dangchangzheduanlinchenyuzhizhetadeneigenshouzhi！
嘶嘶！
zhouweirenquandoubujindaochoulengqi，wanghousuolesuobozi，zheixiaozidalelinchenyudeshouxiayejiusuanle，xianzailianlinchenyudouganda！
shenzhi，tajuranbaiduanlelinchenyudeshouzhi！
他就不考虑后果吗？
linchenyuyefengle，manlianzhanghong，sihouqilai：“ni，niganduanwoshouzhi，nifengle，xinbuxin......”
咔嚓！
第二根手指！
“wonima，nijintianbiexianghuozhe......”
咔嚓！
第三根手指！
zheixiazi，xianrudiankuangdelinchenyuzhongyuanjinglexialai。
tazongsuanyishidaole，yanqiandeqingnian，genbenwujutadeshenfen，shenzhi，gengkepadeshi，tayueshiquqiangdiaoweixie，meiduoshuoyiju，douhuibeizheduanyigenshouzhi！
buzhishilinchenyu，zhouweiqitaren，yequandouhedeyakouwuyan！
疯子！
这简直是个疯子！
tazenmeganbalinshaoshouzhiyigengenzheduan！
ranerzheishi，yeyunfeibingmeiyoutingshou，duizhunlinchenyudangbu，taituijiushiyijiao！
pengdeyishengmenxiang，fangfoshenmesuiliele，xiayike，bianshikandaolinchenyudangbuliutangchuxinghongxueye！
一脚，直接踢废！
“ni...gangcaishuorangwoyanleziji？”yeyunfeishengyinbingleng，hedezhongrenyoushiyigeduosuo，zhiganjueyanqiandejiahuobushiren，ershisuomingyanluojiangshi！