第四章 我不会武术

wanfengchuifuguojiangyingxuedelianjia,rangtaganjuedaoyisiliangyi。

taijiexia,yigedabanshifendeti,rongmaobushuyutadebingshanmeiren,zhenglenglengkanzhelingfei。

liangrensimuxiangdui,sihulveyouyixiehuohua。

yinvrenminruidediliugan,jiangyingxueyinyueganjueliangrenyouxieguanxi。

“哼!”

liangrenzaikongqizhongduishilepianke,neibingshannvzilianseyisao,lenghengyisheng,fuxiuerqu。

jiangyingxuerenbuzhuzhouzheqiaomeidao:

“zheirennirenshima?haozhuaia!”

lingfeichenmopianke,dandandao:

“guqie,suanshiqinqiba。”

“亲戚?”

江映雪有些吃惊。

“qinqijiuzheiyangduinia?tayetaimeiyoulimaoleba?”

“buzhidao,gujishidayimaguolaile。”

“额...。”

jiangyingxueyouxiewuyu,zheimeshuozijideqinqi,nanguairenjiabudalini。

taxianghelingfeiyikuaihuiqu,datanyixialingfeidezhuchu。

zhikexi,beilingfeijujuele。

tazheyueguang,lingfeihuidaojiazhong,dakaimen,yiranshirutongyigexiaoshiqiandeneibanchangjing。

muqingchengxietangzaishafashang,yonglandeshenzi,xiangmaomiyiyangyouren。

zhibuguobutongdeshi,zheiyici,muqingchengdelianse,genglengle!

shineizhongtourenxinhandeleng!

lingfeizhoulezhoumeitou,guanshangdamen,zhengyushanglou,muqingchengkaikoule,manmandehuoyaowei。

“nijiubudasuanjieshiyixiama?”

“解释什么?”

“wanshangduziyirenchuqu,hemoshengnvrenchifan,duiyuyigeyoufuzhifulaishuo,zheibuyinggaijieshiyixiama?”

“bushu,wojiuleta,taqingwochifan。”

“nidangwoshisansuixiaohaizima?tabaozhenidegebobaodeneimejin,nimenhuibushu?”

muqingchengyaozheyinya,yanshenbinglengdejianzhixiangchiren!

“你吃醋了?”

lingfeimuguangrushui,biaoqingsihushiyouxiechayi。

zheirangmuqingchengyidun,binglengdelianseshang,yebuyoudeyongxianchuyimoyanhong。

“shei...sheichicule?wocaibukenenghuichinidecu,nibuyaotaigaokanzijile。”

“jiranmeichicu,wenzheimeduoganshenme?danwudajiadeshijian。”

lingfeiyaoyaotou,diuxiamuqingcheng,duziyirenzoushanglouqu。

muqingchengqidedoukuaiyunguoqule!

zheigenanren,jintianjingranganwushita!erqiehaishiliangci!

danglingfeilaidaoloushangdeshihou,dakaimen,fangjianyijingbiandelingluanwubi,neiliangtaoamani,cikeyedoubeijiansuichenglanbutiao。

tayanjingweimi,xinqingyouxiebuyue。

zheigenvren,jianzhiqirentaishen!

xuanji,tazichaobandexiaolexiao。

“zheigejiabenlaijiushitade,yifuyeshitamaide,genwoyouyoushenmeguanxi?zhibuguoshiwozizuoduoqingbale!”

yaoyaotou,lingfeitanxiyikouqi,zhuanshenlikai。

laidaolouxia,tashenmedoumeishuo,shenzhilianmuqingchengdoumeikanyiyan,jiuzhijiekaimenliqu。

guanmenshengbushihenda,danquefangfoyishengjuliedeshengxiang,tongjimuqingchengdexinfei。

raoshitashigenvqiangren,cikeyerenbuzhuyanquanfahong。

yutaxiangfan,likaijiadelingfei,xinlifandaoshutanlexuduo。

shoujixiangqiyizhenzhuanshu**,lingfeidexinqinggengjiayuyue,bianzoubianjiedianhua。

“喂,妈。”

jishinianle,lingfeicengjingzaimengliwushucihuanxiangguo,zijizaicihanchumamashishenmeganjue。

rujinquefaxian,chulewennuan,yiqiefangfodouhecongqianyiyang!

dianhualichuanlailaomaneidaizheguanhuaidezebei。

“nizheigechouxiaozi,zheimejiuyebujilaoniangdadianhua,nishibushixiangsia?”

lingfeirenbuzhukuxiaoyisheng。

muqinxinggeruhuo,shuohuayeshifengfenghuohuo,meineimeduoguji。fouze,dangchuyebuhuidingzheneimedadeyali,helingfuzaiyiqile。

“ma,wozheibushizuijinyaoshixima,shijianbijiaojin,suoyicaimeishijianjininlaodadianhua。”

“shixigepi!bieyiweilaoniangbuzhidao,nixiaozikendingshitanlianaileba?wokedoutingshuole,nixiaozijinnianheyigejiaoqianqiandenvhaizoudetebiejin,tazhangshenmeyangzi?laoniangkegaosuni,zhangdebuhaokande,bugouzhishudalide,biejilaoniangwangjialidai。”

凌飞不禁有些头疼。

jiangbeidaxuezuoweiquanshengzuihaodedaxue,limianziranbuquelingfeidetongxiang。

muqinrenyuanjihao,congqitatongxueneilidatingdaozijidexiaoxi,ziranyeshishoudaoqinlai。

zhishineigejiaozuo‘qianqian’denvhai,zheshiyouxieshangrena!

lingfeidenaohaili,shanguoyizhangyouxiemohudemianrong。

“lingfei,womenlianggebuheshi,nijibulewoxiangyaode,womenfenshouba。”

tanxiyisheng,rourounaodai,lingfeirenbuzhukaikoudao:

“ma,wogentayijingfenshoule。”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaipiankedechenmo,xuanji,lijibaofachuyizhenjuliedepaoxiao。

“**youmeiyougaocuo?juranganshuaiwoerzi,tayiweitashisheia?woerzicaigaobadou,xuefuwuche,xiangmaotangtang...tapingshenmeshuailewoerzi?”

“额...。”

lingfeiganjuezijidetougengtengle,talianmangtangsaiyifan,qiangxingguaduanledianhua。

“ai!gujilaomazheijitianyouyaoshuibuhaole。”

yaoyaotou,shuaichuqunaohaizhongzaluandesixu,lingfeicaifaxian,zijiyijinglaidaoyichugongyuan。

zheishihouzhengshibadianduodeshihou,gongyuanlirenbushao。youqinglv,youguangchangwu,yeyoubaiditandexiaofan。

lingfeibuxiangrongrucaozadehuanjing,zoujinyipiananyingdecaodi。

benxianganjingningshen,queyiwaifaxian,zheiyipianjuranhaiyouyigechuanzhehuisedaguadataijidelaozhe。

laozhexianranyezhuyidaolelingfei,youleguanzhong,tasihulveyouyisixiangyaomainongdeyangzi,yizhaoyishizhijian,bianduoyongleliangfenliqi。

lingfeiyizheng,yaotoukuxiaoyisheng,zoudaoyipangchitangbian,jingjingzuoxialai。

laozherenbuzhumeitouyizhou,dao:

“xiaozi,nineishishenmexiaorong?mofeishikanbushangwolaotouzidetaijiquan?”

lingfeihuitousaoletayiyan,xianranmeixiangdaolaozhehuigentashuohua。

“还行吧。”

“还行?!”

laozhexianranbumanyizheigedaan,laidaolingfeideshenbian,dao:

“jiranzheiyang,neiwodaoxiangqingjiaoyixiale。buzhidaoxiaoxiongdiyanlidedingjitaijiquan,shishenmeyangzi!”

lingfeibujinganjueyouneimeyisihaoxiao。

“wobingbudonggongfu,niwenwo,zhishilangfeikoushe。”

老者笑眯眯道:

“neikebuyidingba?gangcaiwoganggangjiali,nijiuyizheng,mingxianshikanchulaile。nengyouzheifenyanli,neijiushuoming,nijueduinengshuochudianmendao。”