第二章:老子要整死你!

tingjianshazizhaogongzilaile,hechuanrengxiayijingdabaohaoledeyifu。

xinlidao:“zheitmdeshazizhaogongziyetaibubawodangrenle!laozihaizaiwenxiudejiali,tajiushangmentiqinlaile!”

wenxiuyanlishanzheleiguangwen:“nihaiyaoduqizouma?”

“laozidangranbuzoule!”shuowan,tayixiazizhuazhulexiuxiu。

xiuxiujingran“pa”dizaitadelianshangqinleyikou:“woxihuanniliuxialai。”

zheishi,tingjiancuiyonglinzaiwaimianwen:“qinjia,wenxiuni?meizaijia?”

yangdapingyoudianganga:“zai,zai,zailijianbangzhouhechuanshoushidongxini。”

shuodaozheili,mashangyoubuleyiju:“zhouhechuanyaobanchuquzhule!”

tingdaozheili,wenxiuwanzhehechuanyiqizoulechulai。

xiuxiuguyidashengshuo:“ma,wojiaohechuanbuyaobanchuqu,tatongyile!”shuowan,nieleniehechuandeshoubei。

yangdapingdelianseyixianankanqilai:“niguiguniangjiuguyiqiwoba。zongyouyitian,laoniangyaonajiniqisi!”

“yo,xiuxiu,nideliansebuhao,haoxiangkuguo?shibushiyourenqifuniyo?”cuiyonglinzhuangzhemeishiside,guyidajingxiaoguaidishuo。

wenxiuzhaohudao:“cuiayihao。meirenganqifuwo,zuijinyanjingyouyidianbushufu。”

“xiuxiuhao。wojiushuoma,sheiganqifuwodexiuxiuya。”

zhaoyiqingganmangwen:“xiuxiu,nihao,womenhaoduonianbujianle。nihaoba?”

tingtazheimezhaohu,hechuanzheicaizhuyikanlezhaojiqingliangyan:chuanzheyishenbaixizhuang,yishuangbaipixie,yitoujuanfashudebeierliang,yikanjiushimolefayoude。yueyimiliuwudegezi,dianxingdeshaoyegongzigeyangzi。

zhaojiqingzheishiyekanlekanzhanzaiwenxiupangbiandezhouhechuan,lengxiaodao:“zheiweijiushisipilailianchanzhewomenxiuxiudeshadabingba?rendaoshizhangderengaomadade,danbuxiaodeduziliyoudongximeide?buguo,nidemingzizaojiuruleiguanerle!”

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“heng,suinizenmexiang,wodeyiqiedouyuniwuguan。”

cuiyonglinhahayixiao:“jiqing,suanle,buyaodouzuile,nimenlianggedoudouleshiduoniandezuile,haimeiyoudougou?”tingyiting,youdao:“qinjia,wozheicilaiyifangmiankankannihewomenjiadexiuxiu,erjiushiyaoqiangqianglianhe,bawomenliangjiadegongsifazhanzhuangda,jianglaibianchengyijia,youwomenxiuxiudangdongshizhang!”

yangdapingyiting,feichangjidong:“haohaohao,woyeshizheiyangxiangde。womenshenghaojiancaichengyounimendenanyuanjiancaigongsijiameng,jiuyidingbupahuadoujiancaigongsile!buguo,rangxiuxiudangledongshizhang,neiwomenlaotouzini?”

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“zheiganqinghao,zheiganqinghao。”jiannverhaiwanzhehechuandeshoubei,yinchenzhelianxiaoshengdao:“haibuqudaocha,yidianlimaodoubudong。”

qiangshiercongmingdecuiyonglinjiekoudao:“buguo,neiyeyaoxiuxiuhewomendejiqingbiyishuangfeicaixinga!”

tingdaozheili,hechuanlengxiaodao:“daoshihaibuzhishinimenjianbingdengjiahaishiqiangqianglianhe。”

“niyigewairen,younishuohuadefenma?”cuiyonglinlenglengdishuo。

“wairen?wokeshixiuxiudenanpengyou。”

“haha,nanpengyou?kexiao。youzheiyangdenanpengyouma?woketingbomushuole,kuaidabannianle,liangrenbujinfenchuang,haifenfangjianshui。nizhibuguoshijializimeiduo,zaizheililaijiesubale!”

“buguanzenyang,wokeyitiantianhewenxiuzaiyiqi。nini?kenengma?”

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“pingni?niyepei?”hechuanlenglengdishuo。

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“aiyo,fangfang,kuaibalaozideshouningduanle!”

tabuzhidao,hechuanzaibuduibujinshiquanjundesandaguanjun,haidangguotewulianlianzhang。

zheishiyigeduomekongbudecunzaia!

yaobushizhouhechuanshouxialiuqing,zhaojiqingdeshouzaojiuduanle!

kandaozheili,yangdapingjile:“zhouhechuan,nizaigansha?kuaifangshou!buyaobawonvxudeshougannongduanle!”yangdapingshanglaiyoudayounao。

hechuanlenglengyixiao:“nijiugankendingtahuishinidenvxu?”shuowanzhiqingqingwangqianyisong,zhaojiqingchadianshuaidao。

cuiyonglinxintengerzi,qideliansetieqing:“zou,jiqing,buyaohezheizhongculuderenjijiao。womenhuijia!”

hechuandashengdi;“busong!”

daolemenkou,zhaojiqingqijibaihuaidihuitouyaoyaqiechidishuo:“zhouhechuan,nidengzhe,laozibuzhengsini!”

hechuanhahayixiao,dashengdihuiji:“laozidengzheni,fengpei!”

wenxiuheyangdapingdouhenchijingdiwangzhezhouhechuan。caichuquliangtian,ganjuehuijiajiubianleyigeren。

dengzhaojiqingzouhou,wenxiuyouxinchongchongdishuo:“hechuan,zheixianireshanghuoshile!zheizhaojiqingganggangcongguowaihuilai,kendingshijieshoutajiadenanyuanjiancaigongsi,babazhaozhiquanyoushijinjiangququweifushuji,quanlidadehen。tamenyouqianyoushi,kongpaniyaochikuile!”

jianwenxiuzheiyangdanxinziji,hechuanxinlifeichanggandong:“wenxiumeiguanxide,wobupata。wodaoshidanxinni,nizheimebujitadelian,wopatahuiduinibuli。”

xiawu,hechuanjiedaozuzhibudalaidedianhua,yaotaxiazhouyidaoshiweimishuchubaodao。

buyihuier,youjiedaoshenpeixiadalaidedianhua。

qinshenmuqingaozhitaxianzaishiweimishuchudanrenmishuzhangdezhiwu,bannianhuoyinianhouzaitisheng。binggaozhitayaodidiaozuoren,gaodiaozuoshi。

和川回答说知道了。

wanshang,zhouhechuanqiaokaiwenxiudemen,gangyaoshuotamingtianjiuchuquzhaodiangongzuo,shunbianshuotadasuanzaiwaimianzufangzhudeshi,jianwenxiuchuanyijianboshashuiqun,haoxiangmeiyoudairuzhao,neilianggetingzhidexiaodiguayizhanyizhande,jiashangxiamiandeheishatxing**,kandetachengmujieshe,rexuepenzhang。

一时竟忘了说话。

zheishi,yuemuyangdapingganjindakaimenzhanzaimenkou,liangyanxiangdingzeisidedingzhenverhezheigewonangnvxu,shengpanverbachibuzhuerfanxiazhongshenhouhuideshi。

nverpiaoleyiyanmuqin,roushengdiwen:“hechuan,youshima?”

zhouhechuanzheicairumengfangxing:“wo,shizheimeyihuishi,wolaodaizaijialiyebusuanhuishi,woyijingzaiwaimianzhaolefengongzuo,xiazhouyijiushangban。zijiyouqianle,woyebuxiangzaijizhenimenle,mingtianxiawuwojiubanchuquzhu。”

“什么工作?”

“dahuafangdichanzonggongsibaoan。”

“fangzizudaonali?yihou,nijiuzhenbuhuijialaizhulema?”

文秀心里酸酸的。

hechuanzhengxianggaozhixiuxiufangzizuzainali。

yangdapingturangaoxingdizouleguolai:“hechuan,nizhaodaogongzuole?neiyanghaoa,fanzheng,nijializimeiyeduo,zheiyangyekeyijianqingyixiafudan。wohaiyiweishiwuzhuangbuhezuzhibujinianpaigongzuole。jieguo,haishibushi。buguo,ganbaoanyebucuo,zhishao,meigeyuehaiyoudianshouru,zongbikaochidengsiqiang。zaishuo,neigedahuagongsi,keshiyigedagongsi……”

pamuqinzaishuochugengnantingdehualai,wenxiuganjinshuo:“haode,hechuan,zhidaole,pingshizhuyianquan。”

shuowan,ganjinbamenguanle。