第1章 乔小姐变成霍太太

qiaozhai,erlou,shufangmenfengnei,shijianbanuzhangdefunvliang。

qiaoweigangzhunbeiqushufangtuodi,jiutingdaoshufanglimianyoushengyin,taqiaoqiaodiyongshoubamentuikaileyigefeng,jiukandaoyinweihaoduerxujiuweijiandejiejiehedabo,qifenkanshangqufeichangbuyouhao。

qiaoyueshuangshouzhuzaizhuozishang,yankuanghanleidezhiwenfuqin:“ninzhenderenxinhuidiaoninqinshengnverdexingfuma?zheigequanzilisheibuzhidaohuoxunzixiaojiubeihuilerong,haishigexingwunengdecanfei!yibeizidouyaohuozailunyishang!ninzhenderenxinbawojiajizheizhongren,kanwotongkudeduguoxiabanbeizima?”

qiaokunyehongleyankuang,buguobushiyinweikuijiu,ershiyinweiqifen,tazhanghongzhelianjiangzhuozishangdedongxisaoluozaidi,zhizheqiaoyuedebizishuo:“niweishenmeyaojiajineigecanfeinibuzhidaoma?haibushiyinweinihaodushuguanglezijishoulidegufenbugouhaidiyalewode!huojiakenquniyijingbucuole,ruguotamenfeiyaowoshoulidegufen,womenjiazheibeizijiuwanle!”

qiaoyueyezhidaoshizijidebudui,dangshitayiweitabuhuishude,suoyicaiganyalegufen,taxianzaichangzidouyaohuiqingle:“ba,nizaixiangxiangbanfaba,nikejiuwozheiyigenver,nibuguanwowozenmebana”。

“woyexiangguanni,keshiruguotamenfeibizhewoyaowoshoulidegufendehua,woyezhinenggongshourangren,dangnianwomenshibazhanlenishushushenshenliujiqiaoweideyichancaiyoulejintian,ruguogongshoujilehuojia,womenjiuyouyaoguoyiqianneizhongrizile。”qiaokunyaojinleyaguan,yigeyuelingliangqianyuexinderizi,tazheibeizidoubuxiangzaiguole。

qiaoyueyebuyoudexiangqilecongqian,taheshushujiadeqiaoweizhichayisui,qiaoweiyinweishushushenshenyouqian,congxiaojiuguozhegongzhuyiyangdeshenghuo,ertademengxiangqueshinengyongyouyitiaoshuyuzijidegongzhuqun,erbushimeiwanmeiledejianqiaoweishengxiade,haiyaozuochuyifuganendeyangzi。

“ba,wozhendebuxiangzaiguoneizhongshenghuole,keshiwoyebuxianggenneigexingwunengdecanfeiguoyibeizia。”

qiaokunzuohuiyizishang,banshanghoutanlekouqishuo:“wotuorendatingguole,huoxunsuiranshigecanji,danshineilihaishikeyide,huojiayuelewomenwanshangyiqichifan,xianqukankanshenmeqingkuangzaishuoba”。

qiaoyuexiangxieleqidepiqiuyiyangzuozaishafashang。

menwaideqiaoweishenshougoushanglemenfeng。

tamenzaojiuyinggaizaitamenyishouyangtademingyibazhanletafumucaichandeshihoujiuxiangdaohuiyoujintian,sangjintianliangderenjiuyinggaidedaobaoying,zhenshirangrenshenxinshuchang。

“qiaowei,nimeishixianguangshenme?haibukuaiqubangzhangshenbadituole?”

qiaoweihedaoxinliyijing,ganjinnaguoshoulidetuobu,xiaoshengdeshuo:“zhidaole,dabomu”。shuowanganjinqinkuaidihuidongqizijishoulidetuoba,shunbiandaizhenglezijitoushangdexiaomaozi。

bangwandeshihou,qiaoweizaichufangzuofandeshihouliuyidaodabofudaizhedabandeguangxianlianglideqiaoyuezoule,xinlibuyoudeanxiao,huogai!

qiaojiafunvliangdaohuojiadeshihouanjiadamenshikaizhede,qiaoyuewanzhefuqinwanglizou,manmandebeianjiazhuzhaideyesexiyin,rucihaohuadezhaiyuantahaicongweijianguo,youciyekejiananjiadediweifeitongyiban,ruguohuoxunzhishiyouxiexiaoxiaci,jiadaozheiyangdejiatingzuoshaonainaiyewuyiyufeishangzhitoudangfenghuangle。

qiaoyuequeyuedexinzaijiandaowuneineigezuozailunyishangdebeiyingshilianglexialai。

“shaoye,kerendaole。”zhanzaitashenhoudeguanjiafushenzaitaerbianqingshengshuo

huoxunzhuandonglunyimianduihuojiafunv,lengdandeshuoleyiju:“kaifanba”。shuowanjiulvxianzhuandonglunyiqulecanting。

qiaoyuekanzhetalianshangdemianjuhexigaixiajiangyingdetuixinyoulenglejifen,liandaizheyandidexianedouyouxiezangbuzhule。

qiaokunzainverdeshoubeishangqingpaileliangxia,shiyitazhuyizijideqingxu,huojiabushitamennengredeqide。

fanzhuoshangzhiyoutamensanren,huojiadezhangbeidoubuzai,huoxunhuashao,qiaojiafunvgengshibuzhidaoyaoshuoxieshenme,qiaokunzhaolejicihuatidouwurenhuiyingta,cantinglideqifengengganga,tasuoxingyebishanglezui,bushuohuale。

yidunfanchidesuoranwuwei,weitongjiaola,huoxundekuaiziyifang,qiaokunjiujiekoujialihaiyoushi,daizheqiaoyuelikaile。

huidaojiahou,qiaoyuekudebitiyibaleiyibadebaozhezijifuqindedatui:“ba,woqiuqiunile,niyidingyaoxiangbanfajiujiuwo,wozhendebuxianghezheigedaizhemianjudefeicaiguoyibeizia”。

qiaoyuedemamayemozheyanleiduiqiaokunshuo:“laogong,womenjiuzheiyigenver,nibunengyanzhengzhengdebatawanghuokenglituia!”

qiaokunbeitamenniangliangkudefanle,chezhesangzishuo:“nimenyigelianggedoulaizhizewo,woyoushenmebanfa?wonengtitachujiama?”

qiaoyuetingdaofuqinyixiazizhizhulekusheng,xianglebanshanghoujingxideshuo:“ba,woyoubanfale!”

“niyoushenmebanfa?”qiaokunzhouzhemeiwenta。

qiaoyuecoujinfumudishengshuo:“huoxunbuguoshiyinweicanfeiqubudaolaopo,duiyutalaishuo,qusheidouyiyang,nijintianyekandaole,takanwodeyanshenhekantamenjiazhuozideyanshenmeiyoushenmequbie,buruwomenzhaogerendaitiwochujiaba?”

qiaokunyaotou:“buxing,womenbunengzheimemaoxian,wanyibeifaxianlezenmeban?huoxunsuiranshigecanfei,danshihuojiaderenbuhaore。”

qiaoyuepaizhebabadedatuishuo:“ba,niyeshuole,huoxunshigecanfei,tadongbule,zhiyaotatangzaichuangshang,jitasongquyigexialeyaodenvren,haibushishengmizhuchengshufan。”

qiaomuyejuedekexing,bangzhenverchanshanglaogongdeshoubei:“laogong,nijiubangbangzanmendenverba,bushizenmezhidaoxingbuxingni?”

qiaoyueyeshunshipazaiqiaokundetuishangsajiao。

qiaokunxinliyouxiesongdong:“neirangsheititajia?”

zheishi,menwaichuanlailetuoxiezouzaidibanshangdeshengyin,qiaoweimeiwandouhuiqiye,zhengdongbieshuyezhiyoutadefangjianlimeiyouweishengjian,xuyaoheyongrengongyongyigeweishengjian,congerlouxiadaoyiloushi,tuoxiezouzailoutishangdeshengyinzaishenyeligewaidemingxian。

qiaoyueqiaoqizuijiao,zhizhemenwaishuo:“womenjiayangletazheimeduonian,yeshishihourangtatiwomenchuchulile。”tabushihaixiangzuohuiqianjinxiaojiema?zheihuibuyongle,wozhijierangtazuoshaonainai。

qiaojiafunvzouhou,huoxunditoudiankaishouji,meiyihui,shoujishangjiuchuxianleyizhanglaorendelian,hehuoxundaizhejifenxiangsi。

“yeye,dengnihuiguohoudainikansunxifu。biefeixinsijiwoanpaixiangqinle,wobuxuyao”。

huolaotaiyetingdaosunzidehuaxiyueyiyuyanbiao:“wohaiyiweinixiaoziyaodayibeiziguanggunni,kuaigaosuyeye,shinajiadeguniang?renzenmeyang?jihuashenmeshihoujiehunshenghaizi?”

huoxunrouleroutaiyangxuedaduanleyeyedehua:“yeye,nijiuanxindedujiaba,dengnihuilaiwodaijinikan”。shuowanyouyansudebuleyiju:“qianwanbiejiwoanpaixiangqinduixiangle。”

huolaoyezimeizizideyinglexialai,tieshudoukaihuale,tajiubufeixinjitajiaoshuile。

四月初十,宜婚嫁。

huoxunpairensonglaileyigedizhiheshijian,yiweihenmingxian,rangqiaoyuezijixibaibaihousongguoqu,qiaokunqidezuanjinlequantou,duilouxiahandao。

“qiaowei,biezuofanle,shanglouqunijiejiefanglitiaoshenhaokandeyifu,yihuidabodainichuquchi”。

zhengzaichufangzuofandeqiaoweibuzhidaoweishenme,xinkouhuranyouxiebushufu,danhaishishuncongdeshanglelou。

qiaoyuenaguoyitiaopiaoliangdebaiqunzirengzaiqiaoweijiaoxia,buxiedeshuo:“naquchuanba,songjinile,biejiwonahuilaile,woxianzang。”

qiaoweijianqidishangdequnzi,meishuohua,zhuanshenhuifangle。

qiaoyueqide“peng”deyishengguanshanglemen,tajiushikanbuguoqiaoweiyijingluopodexiangyongrenyiyanglehaiyifugaoaodeyangzi,youshenmekezhuaile,buguoxianglexiang,qiaoyueyouxiaoleqilai,mashang,qiaoweizheibeizidouzhuaibuqilaile。

qiaoweinazhequnzizuozaichuangshangdeshihouyouxiechushen,congqiandabojiaqiongdeshihou,tadoushitiaozijizuixihuandequnzisongjibiaojie,meixiangdaozicongtazhujindabojiahou,biaojieduitaliangeyongrendouburu。

“qiaowei,nikuaidian”。louxiachuanlailedabobunaifandeshengyin,qiaoweiganjinhuanshangyifuxialoule。

zheihaishitazaidabojiazhudeshijinianlidabodiyicidaitachulaichifan,qipaidejiudianrangrenjingyang,qiaoweijinjindezhuazhuzijideshoubao,hedaboyiqijinlebaoxiang,daboduitashuolehenduomingxianbutaizouxindehuahou,tiyijingtayibeijiu。

qiaoweisuibumingjiulidanhaishinaqilejiubei,qingqingminleyikoubeilidejiu,yinweizaitadexinlijuededabofuhaishiyouxieliangzhide,suoyicaishaolexietifang。

heguojiuhou,qiaoweimanmanjuedeyanqiandechaziyouyigebianchengliangge,lianggebianchenglewushuge,jiezhejiushiquleyishi,pazailezhuozishang。

zheishi,baoxiangdemenzaicibeidakai,qiaoyueheqiaomuyiqizoulejinlai。

qiaoyuekanzhepazaizhuozishangdeqiaowei,shenchushouzaitalianshanghenhenqialeyiba:“dabanqilaihaishiyoujifenzisedema,daolehuojiazuolehuotaitaikebiewanglejiejie。”

qiaomubaqiaoweifuleqilai,duiqiaoyueshuo:“ganjinganzhengshi。”

qiaoyuexinqingdahaodeheqiaomuyiqifuqiqiaoweishanglefuqindeche。