第2章 我们离婚吧

dongyuanyiyuan,shoushushiwai,shenliyunhezhousijingshouzaineier,dengdaizheshoushudejieguo。

huran,buyuanchudediantichuanlai“dingdong”yishengqingxiang,yourencongcongdiantilizoulechulai。

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zhengzaifalengdeshenliyunhuiguoshenlai,cetoukanxiangzhousijingdeshihou,yekandaolezhengjibuchaotamenyidongguolaideshenjiaren。

meitouzhouranyining,shenliyunkanxiangshenbiandezhousijing,yanlichongmancuoe。

“wopaleleyoushi,shiwotongzhimuqingde,meixiangdao……”kandaoshenliyunyanzhongturanyongqidecuoe,haiyousisishanguodenuyi,zhousijinglikebianmanlianbaoqiandemoyangwangzheshenliyun,yishuangyanjingshuiwangwangde,sicaikuguo,gewaidongren。

shenxikouqi,shenliyunpailepaizhousijingdeshoubei,“meishi,wolaiyingfu。”

“ng。”zhousijingjiaomeiyixiao,kanzheshenliyundeyanjingli,likechongmanganjiyugandong。

“爷……”

“shenliyun,leleni,lelezaina?”kandaoshenliyun,budengtakaikou,muqingjianbubianchongleguoqu,sisidijiuzhutadeyilingjinhudihoudizhiwen,meimudefennuyutonghen,manmandequanbuyilechulai。

kanzheyanqianshuangyanhongzhongshensegengefengzibandemuqing,shenliyunmengdiyongli,yibajiangtatuikai。

shenliyundelidaodadejingren,muqingbeituidelianlianliangqiang,chadianjiuyaoshuaidao,xinghaolaofurenguoqu,jishifuzhuleta。

“nigechusheng,lelerenni?”

kanzhezuolecuoshijingranhaiganxiandongshoudeshenliyun,laoyezijuqishouzhongdeguaizhangbianchaotazaleguoqu,zhousijingkandao,likebianpuguoqu,conghoumianyibabaozhuleshenliyun,laoyezihenhendeyigunzi,shunjianluozailetadeshenshang。

“啊!”

“丝婧!”

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yipang,lumanlikandaoneiyigunzibushizazaizijideerzishenshang,yuanbenbiaodaolesangziyandexinzang,shunjianyouluolehuiqu。

“yeye,duibuqi,ruguobushixiaoyeshizaishibuxingle,womenyouyishizhaobudaoheshideshenyuan,womenjuedui……”

“bizui,zheilihailunbudaonishuohua,woyebushiniyeye,buyaoluanjiao!”jiuzaizhousijingleishuiyingyingdaizhekuqiangdehuayinhaimeiyouluoxiadeshihou,laoyeziyishengnuhe,wubiweiyanlinglidemuguangyoushexiangshenliyun,jihuyonghoudenuwendao,“leleni,zaina?”

shenliyunyaoya,baojinhunshensesefadoudezhousijing,haowuweijudemuguanghuijingzhelaoyezidao,“zaishoushushi,shoushuyijingjinxinglesangeduoxiaoshi,shenyijingzhaixialaile,zhengzaiyizhijinxiaoyedetinei。”

“putong”,yejiuzaishenliyundehuayinluoxiadetongshi,yishengqingxiang,muqingzhenggerenruandaozaidi,hongzhongdeshuangmouli,rushijiehongrantantaban,shunjianyipiansijidehuibai。

“nigechusheng,wojintianjiudasini!”

“ba。”jiuzailaoyezizaicihuidongshoulideguaizhangyaochaoshenliyunluoxiaqudeshihou,lumanlijianbuchongshanglai,yibawozhuleyanglaoyezishouzhongyangdaobankongzhongdeguaizhang,guixialaiaiqiudao,“ba,nixianzaijiusuandasiliyunyemeiyouyongya,leledeshendouyijingzhaixialaile,kuangqie,yigeshenjiukeyijiuhuoxiaoye,leleyebuhuiyoushenmeshi,heleerbuweini?”

“ni……”nudengzheyanqianlumanliheshenliyunmuzi,laoyezibeiqidaobuxing,etoudeqingjindouzaibutingditutubaotiao,“jiushiniguanchulaidehaoerzi,jiwogunkai!”

“dui,shiwobuhao,shijingwensidezao,shiwomeiyoujiaohaoliyun,ba,niyaodajiudasiwoba!”jinjinwozhelaoyezishouzhongdeguaizhang,lumanlizenmeyebukensong。

“ni……ni……”nudengzhelumanli,laoyezibeiqidemiansetiechen,xiongkouqifudelihai,“hao,wojintianjiulianniyiqida!”

shuozhe,laoyeziyongliconglumanlideshouzhongbachuguaizhang,yougaogaojuqichaotashenshangluoqu……

“老爷子!”

“老爷!”

“kuai,kuaijiaoyisheng,kuai!”

……

kanzhesuoyourentuizhelaoyezilikai,wangqiangjiushibenqu,shoushushidemenkouzhishengxiashalesidemuqinghezijihou,zhousijingshenshangyebutong,shuangshouhuanxiongzoudaomuqingdemianqian,jugaolinxiadikanzheruanzaidishangyidongbudongdeta,xiaole。

neizhongxiao,shiyizhongjueduishenglizhedexuanyao,chiluoluode,sihaobujiayanshi。

xiaoguozhihou,tafushencoujinmuqing,zaitademianqiandididao,“kandaolema?buguanyoumeiyoushentaitaidetouxian,liyunderenhexin,doushiwode,woyaotaganshenme,tajueduibuhuishuobange‘bu’zi,baokuoyaoleninverdeshen,shenzhishi……”ming。

“zhousijing,woyaoshaleni!”

zhibuguo,zhousijingzuihouyige“ming”zihaimeiyouchukou,muqinghuranjiuxiangfengleside,huranshenshou,yibajiuzhutadetoufa,jiangtasimingdiwangdishangzhuai。

“啊!”

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“zhousijing,haiwonverdeshen,haiwonverdeshen,nihaiwonverdeshen,nihaijiwo,haijilele!”

“muqing,nifengla!”huoxu,shijuedebamuqinghezhousijingdanduliuzaishoushushiwaibuheshi,shenliyunzhehuilai,dangkandaoqizaizhousijingdeshenshang,yijingbazhousijingdadehaowuzhaojiazhilimanlianshixuedemuqingshi,tajianbuchongguoqu,mengdiyibabianjiangmuqingtuikai,ranhou,qubaozhuzhousijing。

“peng!”shenliyundeliqishizaishitaida,muqingbeituichuqu,hounaoshaozhongzhongdizhuangzaileqiangbi,faxianyishengjuxiang,buguo,taquesihaodouganjuebudaotongyi,zhishifuzheyipangdezuoyi,wubijiannandemanmanzhanleqilai。

“sijing,nimeishiba?”baozhezhousijing,shenliyunqushitaxiabashangdexue,wanquanbukanyiyanjihudouhennanzhanwendemuqing。

zhuazhushenliyundeshoubei,zhousijingleiguangyingyingdiwangzheta,yangqiudao,“liyun,buyaoguaimuqing,doushiwobuhao,shiwozijibuzhengqi,caihaideyaoleleweixiaoyejuanshen,tamawo,dawo,doushiyinggaide,nibuyaoguaita……”

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zaozhijinri,dangchu,jiusuanshiyisixiangbi,tayebuhuijiajishenliyunde。

zhishi,zheigeshijianyounaliyouzaozhidao,younaliyouruguohezhonglaiyicidejihui!

“shenliyun,womenlihunba!”muqingxiao,leishuichenghe,“fangzi,chezi,qian,shentaitaidetouxian,suoyoudeyiqie,wodoubuyao,wozhiyaolele,baituoni,buyaozaijianlele,tameiyoubaba,meiyou!”

“nigefengzi,wolandelini!”kanzheneiyangjuewangtoudingdemuqing,shenliyunxindidemougenxiansihubeichudongleyixia,danshi,taquenulihushi,henhendengzhetapaoxiazheiyijuhuahou,ranhoubianbaozhezhousijing,zhuanshendabulikai。

kanzheshenliyunbaozhezhousijinglikaidejiqieshenying,leishui,chedimohulemuqingdeshixian。

duibuqi,lele,duibuqi……