第6章 你脸红什么

shuozhe,laoyeziweiyandemuguangsaoxianglumanliheshenliyunmuzi,burongzhihuidiminglingdao,“congxianzaikaishi,xiaoyelinghuijialilai,yunxutarenzuguizong,jizaixiaoqingmingxia,youxiaoqingyiqifuyang,liyunnibixuhezhousijingpieqingyiqieguanxi,jinhoubuyunxuzaiyourenhedewanglai,haiyou,nihexiaoqingyiqibanhuidazhailai,liangkouziyiqihaohaoguorizi。”

“不,爷爷。”

“不可能!”

jiuzaimuqingjujuedehuayinchukoudeshihou,shenliyunyehaobuchiyidijujuelelaoyezidetiyi。

muqingkanyiyanshenliyun,buyouweicheyixiachunjiao,duilaoyezidao,“yeye,nirangzhousijingdeerzirenzuguizong,womeiyouyijian,danwofuyangbuletadeerzi,wozhixianghaohaozhaogulele,erqie,woheliyun,yebukenengzaihaohaoshenghuoxiaqu。”

“yeye,nirangxiaoyelikaisijing,jiushiyaolesijingdeming,wobuhuidayingde。”jianjuede,shenliyunjujue。

“nibudaying,shiba?”xuanji,laoyezidelianyufadechenle。

“liyun,biereniyeyeshengqi,ganjindayingba!”zhanzaishenliyundeshenpang,lumanliganjinlacheleyixiatadeyixiu,dishengquandao。

taxiangyaodebuguoshisunzieryi,xianzaisunzinenghuoming,erqiehaideyirenzuguizong,shitiandadexishi。

“ma,niyoumeiyoukaolvguosijingdeganshou,hairangxiaoyerenmuqingzuoma,kaiwanxiaoba!”

“砰!”

jiuzaishenliyunhuayinluoxiadetongshi,laoyezishoulideguaizhang,henhendizazaileshimudibanshang,fachuyishengjuxiang,zaichangderen,jieshibeihedexinliyizhan。

“nibuyuanyi,shiba,hao!”laoyezishizhendenule,nubukee,“sou”deyixiazhanleqilai,wubiweiyandemuguangnushizheshenliyun,“congjintianqi,nigunchushenjia,gunchushenshi,wojiudangconglaimeiyouguonizheigesunzi。”

“lairen。”hualuo,laoyeziyoujiezheyishenglenghe。

“laoye。”guanjiazhanzaimenwai,tingdaoshengyin,likejinlai。

“rangrenbazheigechushengdedongxidoujiworengchuqu,congcizaibuxutatajinwoshenjiaheshenshidamenyibu。”

“爸,”

“老爷子,”

“nimendoujiwobizui!”lumanlihelaofurenxiangyaoqiuqingdehuahaimeiyouchukou,bianbeilaoyezihezhi,“chufeitagougailechishi,huozhewosile,fouze,nimenxiuxiangwogaibianzhuyi。”

muqingzhanzaineier,kanzhebaotiaoruleidelaoyezi,zhendemeiyouxiangdao,tajingranhuibashenliyunganchujiamen。

jiranshenliyundoubeilaoyeziganchujiamenle,neitazheigeshihouzaitiyaolihundeshiqing,qibushihuoshangjiaoyou,zhijie“papa”dalaoyezidelianma?

“liyun,kuai,nikuaidiandayingniyeyeya,zhousijingtajiuyigenvren,zhideniweileta,shenmedoubuyaolema?”yibazhuazhushenliyun,lumanlijidedouyaokule。

“ma,sijingqinianqianjiugenzhewole,weilewo,taliuleduoshaocichan,haoburongyicaishengxialexiaoye,woyouzenmekenengrangtashiquxiaoye。”kanzhelumanli,shenliyunrengjiutaidujianjue。

“gun!”jianshenliyunrucidemingwanbuling,laoyeziyufanule,“sheiyaoshigantitashuoqing,jiudoujiwogunchuqu。”

hualuo,laoyezizhijiezhuanshenchuqu,laofurenheshenqinwenkanyiyanlumanliheshenliyun,tanxiyisheng,yegenzhelaoyeziyiqilikai。

“ba,ba,”lumanlihaixiangyaoqiuqingshuoshenme,keshi,quegenbenbuganzaijixurelaoyezishengqi,zhideyouzhuaizhushenliyundao,“liyun,nijiubunengxiandayingniyeyema,houmiandeshiqing,keyimanmanzaijijiaoya,niweishenmejiuyaoyigenjinni?nizhibuzhidao,nixianzainisishuhuilaile,niyeyegenbenjiubuxuyaoyikaonile,niyaoshizaibuhaohaotinghua,yihoushenjiashenmedoumeiyounidefen,zhihuiquanbubeinisishuduozou。”

muqingzhanzaineier,tingzhelumanlidehua,buyouweicheyixiachunjiao,xiaolexiao,erhou,yetaibu,wangwaizouqu。

qishi,zuilingrenexinde,bushishenliyun,tabuaita,buaitamendenver,keshi,queaizhousijing,aitahezhousijingdeerzi,shizhongruyi。

zaizheichangsanniandehunyinli,tabuweiming,buweili,buweiqiancai,gengbuweiaiqing,querengjiushudeyitahutu。

ruguoxianzai,feiyaoyigerenlaiweizheichangshibaidehunyinmaidan,neiyeshitaziji。

shita,congyikaishijiucuole,cuodechedi!

“muqing,nijiwozhanzhu!”zouchushufanghaimeiyoujimi,shenhou,bianmodichuanlailumanlideyishengnuhe。

muqingmeixinyicu,tingxiajiaobu,zhuanguoshenqu,taiqitoulai,kanxianglumanli。

lingtameiyouliaodaodeshihou,yejiuzaitataiqitoulaideshihou,lumanlijianbuchongguolai,yangshoubianyaochaotadelianshangluoxia。

muqingyijing,xiayishidibianbishangshuangyan,piekaitouqu

“dasao,ninianjikebuqingle,zenmeliqihaizheimezhong!”

jiuzailumanlideshouyangdaobankongzhongdeshihou,yizhigugeyazhidedashoushenleguolai,jianglumanlijiuyaohenhenluoxiadeshouyibawozhu,tingzailebankongzhong。

tingzheneididichunhouyoumanbujingxindeyouyasangyin,muqingmeixinzaiciyicu,zhengkaileshuangyan,shashicuoe。

shenmeshihou,shenjingchenjingranchuxianzailetademianqian?

“jingjingchen,nizenmezenmehaimeizou?”kanzheturanbuzhidaocongnalimaochulaideshenjingchen,lumanlidelianseshiyixiabaiyixiahong,lianshuohuadouyouxiebulisuole。

yishuangyoushendehuiannanmingdechenchenheimounizhelumanli,shenjingchengouqibanbianchunjiao,sixiaofeixiaodifanwendao,“zheishiwojia,dasaoxiwangwozouqunali?”

“meiyou,meiyou,hehehehe”kanzheshenjingchen,lumanlixiaoxinyiyidipeizhexiao,jiusuanshizailaoyezimianqian,tayeconglaimeiyouzheimegongjingguo,manlianniuqudexiaorongdao,“shidasaoshuocuohuale,jingchen,nibuhuijieyiba?”

kanzhelumanli,shenjingchenyoushigouchunyixiao,zheicaisongkailetadeshou,erhoucongkoudailinachupazilai,calecazijideshouzhang,dizhetoushierfendemanbujingxindidao,“dasaomeiyoushuocuohua,buguo,woqueshishidasuanzhuxialai,buzoule,haixiwangdasaonenghaohaoxiguanyixia。”

“hao,hao,buzouhao,zheiyangliyunyejiunengyourenguanjiao,buhuizaiwaimianluanlai,gengbuhuirelaoyezishengqile。”dianzhetou,jiuchahayaole,lumanlixiaoxinyiyide,shengpazijiyoushuohualehua。

“haoshuo!”shenjingchentaiqitoulai,kanxianglumanli,yanjiaodeyuguang,queshibayipanglenglengdefadaidemuqinglaolaojisuozhu,“liyunshiwodeqinzhizi,wozheigedangshushude,yidinghaohaoguanjiao。”

“neijiuhao,heheneijiuhao!”lumanliliezhezuidiantou,“neiwojiuxianhuishufangle,nimang,nimang!”

hualuo,lumanlixiangbiwenshenside,zhuanshendabujiulikaile。

“怎么,傻了?”

dailumanlilikai,shenjingchenkanxiangyanqianrengjiulenglengdemuqing,heimouzhonganmangliuzhuan。

“sishu。”moranhuiguoshenlai,muqingganjindixiatouqu,qinghuanyisheng,meiyoushenmexuesedelianjia,shashifeihong。

kanzhetadefanying,shenjingchenchunjiaoyigou,yangqiyimoqianqiandeyuyuehudu,erhou,shenshouguoqu,gujiefenmingdezhangzhitiaoqitadexiahan,youshendeheimouchenchennizheta,xiazhangdemeifengweiweilongleqilai,“zenme,nipawo?”

beipotaiqitoulai,yutasimujiaojie,muqingzhijuedezijishiyikuaibeifangshanglekaojiaderou,hunshenfatang,henbuzizai,feichangbuzizai,zheizhongbuzizai,congweiyouguo。

“meiyou,bupa。”buguo,taqueqiangxingrangzijizhendingxialai,juejiangdeyushenjingchenduishi,butuisuo。

jiupingtaganggangtitalanxiadeneiyibazhang,tajiubuyinggaipata。

keshi,weishenme,weishenmeciketadehuxigenxintiaodouchediluanle,luantaole。

“neinilianhonggeshenmejing?ng——”chenchennizheta,shenjingchendichendesangyin,buzhibujuebiandailejifenshaya。