第5章 妙趣

zheihuayinluoxiadeshihou,xiaodiguadaizhilejikezhong,bijingzheiyangdeyige“mude”shizaishichaohuxiangxiang,xianzaizheizhongshehui,zenmekenenghuiyouyuanyigongshiyifudenvhaizi?jibiantamenyuanyi,daodelunlixianzhi,buzhidaoyaoshoudaoduoshaobaiyan,danxiaodigualaoyanyizheng,dao:“laoyeyijingyoulemubiaole?”

hanxuqingruguokoulihanshui,mianbuleyaopenchulai,muguangjijinjingya,pingshizuofengzhengpaideyeyebieshuoting,jiusuanshifengyanfengyu,kongpadouyaobaofachulai,zenmezaizheigenianqingrenmianqianshiqulequanbudixian?

suyunshenghelaoyeziliaotianzexiandehenzhengchang,tayibenzhengjingdedianlediantou,dao:“wokanguole,zailiuzhoudaxue,qingzheiyiziyaoxiangzhendong,mianbudeyaoshuimogongfu。zanshifaxianlezheiyige……”

shuozhe,suyunshengyoukanxianglehanxuqing。

韩徐青闪了闪。

两个?

“neilaoye,xuyaowoanpaima?”

hanwenanfawen,suyunshengjiechadiantoudao:“ruguokeyidehua,keyianpaiwojinquxuexi,shunbianyekankanzheixienianfazhan。zaizhe,jidedangnianhaoxiangyougexiaohuozixieguo:jinshuiloutaixiandeyue。”

“songdaisulin。”xiaotangyuanhuranjiechadao。

苏云生默默一笑。

hanwenanyanzhuzizhuandong,xiangqilezhaojiadedidi,zaikankanlaoye,xinlibujinyouxiedanxin,tahuranqishen,huanhuandao:“laoye,zheijianshiqing,rangxuqingbangninanpaiba。wanlezhihou,rangxuqingjininzhunbeixieqian,jinzizheixie,xiandaitaixianyanle。wo……xianqukankanzhaojiadidi。”

zaicitijideshihou,hanwenandingzhesuyunshengdeyanse,haowubodong,hanwenanxinligedengleyixia,quededaoleyiliaozhizhongdejielun,suwenandiantou。

“yeye,niyigeren……”hanxuqingyoudianjinzhangdao。

hanwenanyanzhongyideng,chushengdao:“balaoyeandunhaole!”

zheijuhuabahanxuqingdinglehuiqu,zheishiyeyeyijingdadianhuahujiaosijilaijiejiale,zheishisuyunshenghurandao:“duile,xiaodigua,baxiaotangyuanyeyibingandundaonijiaqu。dengwozhaodaozhuchu,zailaijieta!”

hanwenanlianlianyingsheng,xiaodiguayebujujue,genzhelaoyeziyibingzoule。

changzhongjiushengxialesuyunshengyuhanxuqinglianggeren,hanxuqingzhenggerenbiaoxiandeyoudianbuziran,zuijiaolveweizhise,haoburongyicaibiechulianggezi,dao:“lao……laoye?women……qunaer!?”

suyunshenglvedaisisuo,weixiaoqingshengdao:“zouba!”

lianggerenyilumaibucongbatouneibianzoudaozhenshang,cishicaikanjiangueryuanlineigefuyuanzhanghezijidemeimei——neigehuli,lianggerenshihunluopodezaizhenzishangzouzhe,yiceyan,neigehulipiejianlesuyunsheng,dunshimianluhuoguang,dunshichongleshanglai。

suyunshengyuhanxuqinglianggerenzhibu,zheigewunaonvrenbuzhidaokongju,shanglaibianzhizhesuyunshenghedao:“tianshade!weishenmenongdewohegegelianggerenmeilegongzuo!wohenimeiwan!”

neigewunaofuyuanzhangyeyoudianyaoyaqiechi,dingzhesuyunsheng,zhidaoqinengliangdalvexianhaipa,huranqibuguo,chongshanglaicuozhequantoudao:“made,laoziguangjiaodebupachuanxiede!”

liangrenzhishangyouxian,queyuanlaiyuanzhangjiaolailejingchajiguanchuli,buguorenjiamaosimeiduodaxingqu,suoyigueryuanzhinengduiqitingzhifakuan,daobushibuzunconghanlaoyedehua,shizaishiyigexiaoxiaogueryuanyuanzhang,meineimedaquanli。

hanxuqingweiweicumei,yanzhonglengguangzhaxie,buguozheigehuyuxuanyeshigehuajiazi,suiranliaozheshoushanglai,lengshimeiganchuquan,gangadedingzhehanxuqingkanlepianke,taniequantoudao:“nidengzhe!laozijiwozhinvdadianhua!”

hanxuqinggenbenbunaifan,dankanlekansuyunshengzirudeshense,daodihaishimeishuohua,zheigehuyuxuanshuoyaojizhinvdadianhua,neibianqiaohedeshuojiuzaifujin,meizhayan,yiliangluhujiutingzailezhongrenpangbian。

cheshangxialaiyigenvzi,chuanzhelianyiqun,gaogenxie,bolangjuansakai,dabandepiaoliang,renyeshengdeyanli,yizhidaliangzhesuyunshengdehanxuqingkandaotashenseyidun,zheicaihuizhuanzhengchang。

zheinvzisihuzhidaoshiqing,xialaiyemeiwen,dunshinianshanglaichaozhesuyunshengdao:“jiushinihaiwoshushuheyimeilegongzuo?”

suyunshengdeshensezhending,shidehanxuqingyidumobuqingchusuyunshengzaixiangshenme,buguoyitadeyanjing,jueduikanchulai,suyunshengmaosirenshizheigenvde。

suyunshengdandandediantou,chushengdao:“yinggaihewoyouguanxi,buguobunengquanguaiwo。”

nvziyanzhongshanguoyisikebolengguang,dao:“buguainiguaishei!wokequanquanni,wonanpengyoushizhangshijituandedashaoye,jintianniyaoshibujiwogeshuofa,wobaozhengnichibuledouzhezou。”

“dui!zhinv,rangtachibuledouzhezou!”

houmiandehuyuxuanfuhedao。

nvziyanzhongzide,suyunshengdaoshiheqishengcai,chushengdao:“neinishuo,woyinggaizenmeban?”

nvzilengmangyishan,dao:“peiqian!zuishaoshiwan。haiyou,guixialaijiwoshushuketou,daoqian!”

zheigenvrenshuohuashizuqiangying,feiyangtiaomei,henshirenxing。

houmiandehanxuqingshouxianzhanlezhan,suyunshengyaranshixiao,dao:“ketoudaoqian?”

“huyingxue,wobuxiangdezuini。”tajixuchushengdao。

“dezuideqima?wonanpengyoujiuzaicheshang,wohaibijiaohaoshuohua,ruguotadenghuixialai,nikejiuyaoshoudianpirouzhikule!”huyingxueduitazheiweizhangshijituandenanpengyoufeichangzihao。

suyunshengweiweiyaotou,dao:“woshishuobuxiangdezuini,nidenanpengyou,dezuiyufoudoumeiyoushenmeguanxi。”

henyiwai,yinweizheiweijiushitashuodeneigeliuzhoudaxuedenvren,suyunshengdeneidingnvpengyouzhiyi。

maosishigexiaozhangbahudebaijinnv。

budebushuohanxuqinghencongming,tadediliuganyidong,jingranzhenghaoxiangdaolezheigedifang,tingzhesuyunshengdeshuohua,zaikanhuyingxuedelianse,tabuzhidaojiexialaideshijuhuibianchengzenyangyifugangadechangmian,tahuranzhuantouzhongzhongzailuhushangyijiao,hedao:“zhangxiaochen!rangnizheigehuapinggun!”

“niganshenme!”huyingxuedemianseyibian。

luhuchehurankaimen,yigeshuzhedabeitoudezhuangshuoqingniancongcheshangxialai,bujinchushengdao:“cao!ganshenmeganshenme?laozidecheyeshininengtide!nalilaidebudongshidechouniangmen!”‘

hanjiashiliuzhoudiyishijia。

shuolaizheigezhangjiashangdelepaimian,dushengzizhangxiaochenqueshishigebuxuewushudefuerdai,dankandaozheigenanzi,hanxuqingjiushilianseyihei。

哪里来的牛鬼蛇神?

场面一度十分混乱。