第二章 这个大叔,很废材

dierzhangzheigedashu,henfeicai

shuangfangtantuoyihou,tangxinroulingzhefuyanlin,qulezijizaojiucaihaodiandejiudian。

“唐心柔!”

yishengnuhou,rangtangxinroujiuxingledaban,taiyankanqu,kandaodeshigentatongfuyimudejiejie,yiqilvlezijidezhanan,jiangshaofan!

buyongwen,douzhidaotaweishenmehuizaizheili,kendingshitaneigehaojiejietangyuroudegonglao。

tabujinqianglejiangshaofan,haijitawaleyigedakeng,bizhetajiajiyigequezi!!!

yigeshuangtuicanfeiduoniandefeiren!

benlaitayiwei,jiangshaofanshenweinanpengyou,huihuzijizhouquan,dengtazhaoqu,kandaodejiushitahetangyurouyiqigunchuangdandehuamian。

daozhuitasannian,duitabiduizijidouhao,quehuanlaileyidingjudadelvmao。

yankanzhehunqijiangjin,zoutouwuludeta,zhinengbingxingxianzhao。

huaqianmairenpeishui,zihuimingsheng,doushiweilekanghun。

bijingjiusuanshiyigequezi,yebuhuiyuanyiquyigesishenghuohunluandenvrenweiqi。

tangxinrouhuishen,lazhefuyanlinjixuwanglizou,duishenhoushengnudejiangshaofan,shierbujian。

jiangshaofanjigejianbuzhuishangqu,yibazhuaizhuta:“nikezhenjian!”

“qingwen,nishishei?”tangxinrouyilianmosheng:“wohaoxiangbingburenshini!”

“qianjiaoganggenwofenshou,houjiaojiugenrenyoulehunyue,xianzaihailazhenanrenlaijiudian,genwozaiyiqideshihou,quelianpengdouburangpeng......”jiangshaofanyilianbiyi:“tangxinrou,wojintiancaizhidao,niyuanlaizheimebiao!”

tangxinrouwenyan,bunufanxiao:“shuowanlema?”

“nizheishishenmetaidu?”

jiangshaofansuiranxianzuoleduibuqitangxinroudeshi,danshicishicike,tajuedezijibeitangxinrouwannongle,zheidagaijiushinanrendeliegenxingba。

kanzhetangxinrou,tayaoyaqiechi:“xingkuiwoxuanzeleyurou,nigenyuroubiqilai,jiushigebiaolibuyide**!”

“dui,wobujinjian,haiyanxia,renhegoudoufenbuqing!”tangxinroutiaomei:“nixiangyaowojinigetaidushima?hao,woxianzaijiujini!”

hualuo,yangshou......

“啪......”

zheneryulongdezhangguaisheng,xiangchejiudiandedating,laiwangderenwubuzhuzu。

“zheijiushizhenshidewo,youbiao,youbaoli,xianzaikanqinglema?”

jiangshaofanbuganzhixin,tasuorenshidetangxinrou,suirandabandexianggenanhaizi,danshizaitamianqian,haishihenwenroutitiede,jiuliandashengshuohuadoubugan,xianzaijurandangzhewairendemian,daleziji。

lidaozhihen,tabujinlianteng,haiermingle。

jiangshaofanyebushichisude,taishouzhunbeihaihuiqu,danshihaimeijinshen,jiuyoubeitatileyijiao。

“gun,gunainaixianzaiyoushiyaoban,meikongdalini,nizuihaojiwoyouduoyuangunduoyuan......”

“xing,tangxinrou,nijiwodengzhe!”

tangxinrouchizhiyibi,meizaidali,lazheyipangmouguanghuimorushendefuyanlin,lvxianzhuanshen。

fuyanlinkanzhetangxinroudecelian,benlaijiushenbukecedemou,biandeyuefadeshensui。

进了房间。

tangxinrouzhibenbingxiang,taxianzaijixujianghuo。

dengtahewanshuihuilai,kandaofuyanlintuolewaitao,haiyaojiechenshandekouzi,xiaonaodaidajiedeta,diyifanyingjiushi......

“dashu,niyehenre?”

benlaihaixiangjiaoshuaigede,danshitangxinroujuede,zheigenanrenhunshensanfadechengshudu,tayinggaihuangechenghu。

fuyanlinmeiyoudalita,ershiqiangdongleta。

tangxinroubeiheleyitiao:“dashu,niganma?”

“你说呢?”

“耍流氓?”

cishideta,yijingyidiandoubujide,mianqiandezheigenanren,shizijihualiangbaikuaiqianmailaidele,zhizhidaotaxianzaimanduzihuoqi。

tagangcaikuaibeijiangshaofanqizhale。

dangchuzijizenmejiuyanxiadekanshangleta?

shenzhizaibeibihundediyishijianxiangdaodejiushita。

kuitadangchudaozhuiletasannian,zaizuotianzhuangpotamende**yiqian,haixiangzhebazijiwanwanzhengzhengdejiaojita......

neiyangjinengbujiajineigequezi,younengrangtamendeguanxigengjinyibu,keshini?

jiantangxinrousixiangpaomao,fuyanlinmoudikuaisudelveguoyimoanmang。

coujinta,qiazhutafuruoningzhidexiaba,qixiweixian:“nihaoxiangwangle,woshilaiganshenmede?

kanlaiwoxuyaobangnihuiyiyixia!”

hualuo,tabaoqitangxinrou,wangchuangbianzou,daolechuangbian,erhuabushuobatayazaichuangshang。

tangxinroushidiyicibeinanrenzheiyangduidai,biekantapingshitinghaofangde,shuohuazuoshigegengenvliumangside,taqishiliankidoumeidaguo。

suoyicishideta,mengbile。

haobanshangcaifanyingguolai,yezongsuanxiangqile,zheigenanrenshishei。

zheishitahualiangbaikuaimailaidenanren!!!

yonglaidaitilvlezijidejiangshaofande,ruguojiangshaofanmeilvziji,cishicike,tamenyinggai......

haixiangneigezhaganshenme,zhenshiexin!

jianjiexingshiyiquanyudeta,youdianbutaihaoyisi,qingkeyisheng。

dantabuxianghedashuzhenzuodianshenme,zhinengdaodayipale!“dashu,jirannishikejinjiwoshinidejinzhu,neijiuyinggaiyiqietingcongwodezhihui。”

shuozhe,tatuilenanrenyiba。

wotui,wotui,wotuituitui......

chinaideliqidoushichulaile,yazhetadenanren,haishiwensiweidong。

yaozhidao,takeshiyishenwuyichuangdangjianghuduonian,yibanqingkuangxia,yigerendaliang,neidouoeay!

shishizhengming,tataizixinle。

tangxinroubiaoshi,tayoudianhaipale,youqishidangkandao,fuyanlinneishuangshenbujiandidemouzishi。

现在该咋办?

在线等,挺急的!

nengzaban,zaibushiduifangduishoudeqingkuangxia,fangdizitaibei。

xiaonvzidazhangfu,nengqunengshen!

qingkeyisheng:“dashu,niyikanjiushihenyouzhiyecaoshoude,qishiwohuaqianmainipeiwoshuijue,shiwoshuijue,nizaipangbianpeizhedeyisi。

nishenmedoubuyongzuo,zhizaipangbianpeizhewo,jiunengzhuanliangbaikuai!”

“wobuxihuanbulaoerhuo。”fuyanlinbianshuo,bianyongzhijian,zaitazhinendexiaolianshangyouyi:“youqishinizheizhongbaquanbushenjia,douyazaiwoshenshangde。”

“......”tangxinroupixiaoroubuxiao:“dashuninyaoshixinliyoukuidehua,ninkeyijiwobiaoyanyigenibijiaonashoudecaiyi。”

fuyanlinyepixiaoroubuxiao:“buhaoyisi,wobuhui。”

“唱歌?”

“不会!”

“跳舞?”

“也不会!”

“zheiyebuhui,neiyebuhui......”tangxinrouyifukanshazideyanshen:“nibiegaosuwo,nizhihuilangfeikongqi?”

fuyanlinsixiaofeixiao:“nanrenduinvrenzuodeneizhongshi,wohaishibijiaozaixingde。”

hualuo,jiuyaodongshoudongjiao。

tangxinroumangjiaoting:“neigejiusuanle,zheiyanghaole,niyongwojinideliangbaikuai,jiwomaidianchidehede,zhenghaoxianzaiyoudianele。”

fuyanlintiaomei:“neiyangdehua,haoxiangwobijiaochikui。”

“......”zheinanrenzenmezheimenangao?

jiuzaitangxinroubuzhidao,gaizenmeshuofufuyanlinfangletadeshihou,menbeirendalideqiaoxiang。

“......jiangshaofandesududaoshitingkuai!”buguomuqianlaikandehua,zheigeshijianchuxian,yesuanshigangganghao。

tangxinrouyigaigangcaidetaidu,dongshousinanrendeyifu:“dashu,kuai,kuai,kuaidian,tuoleyifu。”

kanzhetaidudoubiandetangxinrou,fuyanlinmouguangweishan,yimoanmang,kuaisushanguo。

tangxinroumeiyouchajue,tuikaitaxiachuang,sichezijideyifu,rouluanzijidetoufa,zongzhijiushizuochuyifuganggangneishaguodemoyang,ranhouzouqukaimen。