第2章
“卧槽！！！”
yishidaoxitongzuoyonghoudezhoumo，renbuzhubaolejucukou。
cishixiaozhangzhengzaixunshicaochang，zhunbeizhaochuneigeyinzangdemodaoshigaoren，zhenghaotingjianzhoumojinghuchusheng，yushihubuyuedezhouqilemeitou。
“zhoumo，suiranzheiciduinidajihenda，danshiyeyaozhuyizuoweixueshengdejibensuzhi！”
“抱歉，校长！”
zhoumohedemaochuyishenlenghan，niutoujiuzhunbeikailiu。
cishideta,xinzhongzaojiuxianqilewanzhangjulang！
什么是正版！
这他妈的就叫正版！
ququyijiedezhenkongshu，zuoyongfanweijurannangkuolebangecaochang，cishidezhoumozhongyuyishidao，weishenmexitongguanneixiemofajiaozuodaobanle。
xiangjiaoyuxianzaidezhenkongshu，yuanxiandezhenkongshu,jianzhiliangoushidouburu！
yaozhidao......zhenkongshuzuizhongyaodezuoyong，shijinmoa！
yejiushishuo，yidanzijizaiduidideshihoushifanglezhenkongshu，neimebangecaochangdefanwei，duifangdouwufashiyongmoli，jiusuanshiduifangxiangpao，douweibinengpaochuzheigefanwei。
ermeiyoulemolidemofashi，neigenputongrenyoushenmequbie？
“zheiteniangdegenwudiyoushenmequbie？”
zhoumomengdidaoxiyikoulengqi。
gengzhongyaodeshi,zheizhishigeyijiemofaa，xiaohaodemoliyexiaodekelian！
xiangdaozheili，zhoumorenbuzhukaishiheiheixiaoleqilai。
aiya！zheibujiulaotianjitabailandejihuima？
“zhoumo！wozaigennishuohua，niyouzairenzhentingma？”
xiaozhangmeitoujinzhou，yanqianzheigexuesheng,nanbuchengyijingdeleshixinfengle？
“xiaozhang！keyijixujinxingyishilema？xiayigegailundaowole！”
huran，pangbianzoulaiyiminggaodashuaiqidenansheng，shuowanhougengshiyilianbiyidipielezhoumoyiyan。
cirenmingjiaozhaoqianye，cengshijinciyuzhoumodesanzhongtiancai。
zuoweimingfuqishidebing、huoshuangximofashi，cengjingdetayidujiangliyazijiyitoudezhoumoshiweijingdi，danshixianzai......
meixiangdaozhoumojingranhainengxiaodechulai。
zhaoqianyejianmeiweizhou，shiwangdeyaoleyaotou。
kanlaizijizhenshikanzouyanle，zheiyangdefeiwu，genbenbupeizuozijideduishou！
xiaozhangwenyanbailebaishou，duizhezhoumoshuodao：“suanle，nixianhuiquba！buguomingtianjidezhunshidaoxiao，bulunruhe，jieyekaoheyeyaocanjia，yesuanshiduinisannianxuexiaoshengyahuashangyigejuhao。”
“明白。”
zhoumomeizizidezhuanshenliqu，jieyekaohetadangranyaocanjia，nengguojiuguo，guobulejiuladao，zhudadejiushiyigesuiyuan。
“xiayiwei，zhaoqianye！”
zaixiaozhangshiyixia，yishideyijixujuxing。
huayingangluo，caochangshangshunjianbaofachuyizhenhuanhuhejianjiao！
“kuaikan！shizhaoqianye！”
“qianye，nishiwodenanshen，keyizuowonanpengyouma！woxiangbianchengnidexingzhuang！”
“qianyexuezhangjianzhitaishuaile，nishuotazheicimozhiliceshi，nengdadaojiduan？”
“neihaiyongwen，zhaoqianyedehua，kendingzhishaoshiwuduan，meizhunshenzhinengdadaoliuduan！”
“liuduan！neikeshimodaoshicaiyongyoudetianzia！”
......
butongyuzhoumo，zhaoqianyebenshenjiushishengyaojituandeshaodongjia，zhangxiangyingjunxiaosa、tianfugengshiyichuantafumudeyouxiujiyin，zheizhongnanshenyibanderenwu，jihushiquanxiaonvshengdeanlianduixiang。
“made，zhangdeshuaiyoushenmelebuqide。”
zhoumoyouxiebushuangdidiguleyiju。
cishi，zhaoqianyezhenghaozhunbeishangtai，tingdaozheijuhuahougengshizhoulezhoumei：“zheizhongshihoujuranhaiyougongfuguanxinzheixie，zhenshilannifubushangqiang！”
“qie！zhuaishenmezhuai，haibushiwannianlaoer！”
zhoumoduizheqibeiyingshulegezhongzhi。
qishi，duiyuzhaoqianyezheihaoren，tabingbuzenmetaoyan，suiranyouzhegongzigeshenfenbeijingjiachi，danzaixuexiaojingzhengzhong，tayebuxiangyinxiangzhongdewankuneiyangzhangshiqiren，gengmeiyouyongshenmexiazuoshouduan。
zhoumoweiyikanbuguande，jiushitaneifuzhuangbidelengkubiaoqing。
ganjuexiangshisheidouqiantawubaiwanside！
jiuzaizhoumohaizaitucaoshi，hurancaochangzaicibaofachujinghusheng。
“赵千夜！”
“魔之力，七段！”
轰——
现场瞬间炸开了锅。
“什么！七段！”
“tianna！zhenbukuishizhaoqianyea！”
“zheiqibujiuyiweizhe，zhiyaozhaoqianyekennuli，buchuyiwaidehua，tajianglaibiranhuichengweiyiweidamodaoshi！”
“tianfuhao、youyoubeijing，zhaoqianyezheizhongren......zhudingqiantuguangminga！”
......
fangxuehou，zhoumoduzihuidaolejiazhong。
tazaicinachushengxiadesanbenmofajinengshu，jintiantihuidaozhengbanmofakuailedeta，zhinengshuozhenxiang。
zheicixuanzelefengxidemofashu——piaofushu。
【ding！jiancedaoyijiedaobanmofashuji！】
【bencigenghuan，xuhuafeiershimeijinbi，shifougenghuan？】
虽然早有心理准备。
dandangxitongtishizaicixiangqideshihou，zhoumozuijiaorengjiuhenhenchouchuleyixia。
二十枚金币？
nitaniangdezhibuzhidao，xianzaishidai，yimeijinbijiazhizhishaoshangwan！
ershimeijinbi，neikeshizhengzhengershiwana！
zheigoukejinxitong，nizenmebuquqiangni？
zongranfumujitaliuxiadeyichanhaiyoubushao，danyemianqianggoutashenghuosuoxu，neijingdezhutazheimehuihuo？
【ding！ruojinbibuzu，benxitongyeshouqudengjiazhideqitahuobi。】
yucitongshi，xitongwubitiexindexiangqiletishi。
“wozhenshixiexienia！”
zhoumofanlegebaiyan，danyifanyouyuhou，tahaishiyaoleyaoya，xuanzelegenghuan。
下一秒。
【ninweihaowei8745dehuaxiachuxukahao，yixiaofeijine270000yuan！qingzhuyiheduizhangdan!】
zhoumolianpiyizhendoudong，ershiqiwana......jiuzheimemeile！
danyucitongshi，tashoushangdeneibenpiaofushumofashuxiaoshibujian，querdaizhidizeshinaohaizhongchuxianleyiduanxuanaohuisedemofajinengkoujuehezhouyu。
zheici，yijingzuohaoxinlizhunbeidezhoumo，likechumenlaidaoyikuaikongdishang。
yuesexia，zhoumoxinhuaitantedemonianzhouyu。
qingkejian，tazhiganjuezhenggerenshunjiantengkongerqi，ruodadecaopingzaijiaoxiabuduanbianyuan，lingliedeyefenghuxiaoerguo，zhouweidejianzhuyekaishisuoxiao。
nitamaguanzheijiaopiaofushu？
xinnianyidongzhixia，zhoumodeshenxingfangfohuashenyizhiheiyezhongdebianfu，zaichengshishangkongzhongxinsuiyidongdebuduanaoxiang，rucichangkuaideganjue，rangzhoumorenbuzhufachuyishengkuangxidezhangxiao。
erbuyuanchudebuxingjieshang，yuanbenzhengzaisanbudexingrenshunjianbeixiyinzhuyili。
“mama！kuaikan，neiliyourenzaifei！”
yigexiaonanhaidengdazheyanjing，zhizheyekonghandao。
“快住手！”
nanhaimuqinhedelianseyibian，lianmangjiangqilazhu，zuihouyilianqianyidishuodao：“weidadefengximodaoshi，yuanliangwohaizidewuli！”
bujieyongwaiwu，bianyourucishenhuqijidefeixingshouduan，weiyouliujiefengximofanenggouzuodao！
xingrenmenfenfenzhuzu，jingtanbuduan。
shenzhilianmofajiaotongbuderendoubeijingdongle。
zhihuidatingnei，kanzhejiankonghuamianzhong，zhengzaichengshizhongsiwujidanfeixingdeshenying，suoyourenliansedouyouxienankan。
“kuaiqucha！zheishinagemodaoshizairenxingwangwei，buzhidaotianhaishijinfeiguidingma？”
“duile！chadaohouzhuyitaidu，dingzhuyifanjike！”
......
zhoumowanwanmeixiangdao，zijijuranhuiyinqisaodong，hedetaganjinyadishenxing，liangfenzhonghou，bianluozailezijiadeyangtaishang。
“zheijiushizhengbandepiaofushuma？”
zhoumolianshangshiyanshibuzhudixingfen。
bijingzhengchanglaishuo，mofashidegongjifanweidoushiyouxiande，erjiuganggangzijifeixingdegaodulaikan，zaojiuyuanyuanchaochuleputongmofashidegongjifanwei。
neiyejiuyiweizhe，zhiyaozijifeidegougao，duifangjiudabudaoziji。
zaijiashanggengjiabiantaidezhenkongshu，zhoumoshenzhihuaiyi，jiexialaidejieyekaohe，jiusuantaxiangbutongguo，gujidoubutaixianshi！
dangranle，zhoumohaishineijuhua，yiqiesuiyuan！
......
翌日清晨。
zhoumobujinbumandilaidaolexuexiaomenkoujihe。
“zheicidejieyekaohedidianyijingdingxialaile，haoxiangshizaidongwushanjiaoxiadeneipiansenlin！”
“hu......neijiuhao，wotingmofagonghuiderenshuoguo，zheipiansenlinlimianmowudengjiedoubutaigao，zhiyouxiegebulinzhileidedijimowu。”
“fangxin，zanmenshicanjiakaohe，youbushiwanming，xuexiaohuibaozhengwomendeanquande！”
“zaishuole，zheicijiuxiaoliankao，fanshimingciqianshidexueyuan，bujinnenghuodebaosongzige，shenzhihainenghuodexianjinjiangli，diyiminggengshigaodaliangbaiwanjine！”
“卧槽！多少？”
yuanbenmanbujingxindizhoumo，tingdaojiangjinshuehou，shunjianbaolecukouzhuanguotoulai。
“安静！”
daiduidexiaozhangmeihaoqidizhuanguoshenlaihanleyiju。
ercishidezhoumo，yanshenyijingchedibeijinqiansuomengbile。
两百万啊！
yaozhidao，xianzaideta，zuiquedejiushiqiana！
yuanbentashidasuanbailande，danniyaozheimeshuodehua......neiwokejiubukunle！