“zhei...zheibuhaoba？neiwomenkuaizouba，nikantianzheimeheile。”
suwuxinzuishangshuozhebuyao，shouqueyidianyebutingliu，zhuazhewenmeiyujiuyaozou。
wenqingxuezaihoumianhanzhe：“weixiaodaozhangniyaoquna，jiazaizheibian！”
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wenmeiyudehewenqingxuedezhusuobingbuda，ershiyigeshijipingdexiaodanjian。
jiansuwuxinzhishizhengzhengdekanzhemeiyoushuohua，wenmeiyuyiweishizijidejiataipolebasuwuxinhedaole。
dizhetouxiaoshengdeshuo：“wojiabijiaoxiao...ni...niyaoshizhubuxiguande，wojinizaijiudiankaigefangba。”
ranersuwuxingenbenjiumeiyoutingtashuohua。
ershiyilianxingfen，jiangzijidexiezituoxialaifangzaiwaimian，xiangyaozoujinqudeshihouyoudunzhu。
zhuanguolianlai，haidaizhexiexuganga。
“neishameiyujie，woshenshangyoudianzang...”
“meiguanxila，xiaodaozhangkuaijinlai。”
yijingjinwudewenqingxuejiangsuwuxinlalejinlai。
suwuxinmanyanfangguangdekanzhezheigezhiyoushijipingdexiaochuzuwu，liuluchuxianmuzhise。
biekantahuaneimeduoqianbaolewenmeiyu，dantachuleneidianqian，neishiyidianmeisheng。
xiashanzheimeduotian，tajiuchameiheliulanggouqiangwole。
wenmeiyukanzhehesuwuxinyoushuoyouxiaodewenqingxue，xinlinuannuande。
yinweijiatinghaiyoutazhiyedeyuanyin，zijidemeimeiyizhimeiyoushenmepengyou。
xianzaisuwuxinlaile，fandaoshirangtayoulegezhijiyiban。
咕咕~
“嗯？什么声音？”
suwuxinshunzheshengyinkanxiangwenqingxuededuzi，shengyinhenxianranshicongzheilichuanchulaide。
wenqingxueyouxielianhongdewuzhezijideduzi。
“nimenliangzaizheidengyihui，woxialoujinimenmaidianchide。”
wenmeiyuzheicaixiangqilai，tamensanrenzheiwanshangshenmedongxidouhaimeichi。
都怪那个赵雷。
wenqingxueganmangjushou，“woyaojiagenhuotuichang！”
“xiaodaozhangniyaochishenme？”wenqingxuedexiaogebozhuanglezhuangyipangdesuwuxin。
suwuxinmozhexiaba：“wodouxing。”
“yi，kexiaodaozhangnimendaoshibushiyoujikouma？”
“neisha，jiurouchuanchangguo，fozuzaixinzhong。”
“e...”wenqingxueruoyousuosidediandiantou。
haoxiangqueshishizheimehuishi。
wenmeiyuwunaideyaoyaotou，zijizheimeimeiyetairongyibeihuyoule。
佛祖哪是道教的啊？
jiuzaiyaochumendeshihou，wenmeiyuturanhuiguotoulaijinjindingzhesuwuxin。
“wokeshuohaole，qingxuetahaixiao，nibuxupengta！”
yanshenxionghendexiangyizhimulaohu，fangfozhiyaosuwuxinganbutongyi，tajiuyaoguolaiyikoutunlesuwuxin。
suwuxinbeikandehunshenyijiling。
“meiyujienipingshizenmekanwode，woshineizhongrenma！”
suwuxinpoweibufudexiangweizijibianjie。
nazhiwenmeiyuzhishijitayigebaiyan，“yousexinmeisedandexiaozi。”
diuxiazheijuhua，menpadeyixiaguanshangle。
danchundewenqingxuezhabazhedayan，mubuzhuanjingdekanzhesuwuxin：
“xiaodaozhang，wojiejieshuodeshishenmeyisia？”
“keke...meishenmemeishenme，zhishinijiejieduiwoshaoweiyouneimeyidiandianxiaowuhuibale。”
liangrenzailoushangdenglehaoyihuier。
wenqingxuedazixingtangzaichuangshang，buduandihuazheshouji。
“jiejiehaomana，zenmehaibuhuilai。”
zaitanchazijitineigongdezhilidesuwuxinzhengkaiyan。
zhanleqilai，“woqukankanba。”
suwuxinzoudaolouxiahoujiusichuzhangwang。
louxiaweiyiliangzhedengdeyijiaxiaofandian，limianquemeiyouwenmeiyudeshenying。
“laoban，gangcaiyoumeiyouyigehenhaokandeguniangguolaimaidongxi？”
zaidianlimanghuodeshiyigekanqilainianjidagaisishiduode，weizhebaiseweiqundeayi。
weiqunshangzhanrandeyouwuyoujizheijiabudadefandiantianlejifenyanhuoqi。
laobantingdaosuwuxinwenzheige，yanshenbiandejingti。
bunaifandehuishouxiangyaoganzousuwuxin：
“meiyoumeiyou，nishuonimenzheiqunrenmeitianchanzheyigeguniangyouyisime？”
jiansuwuxinhailengzaimenkou，laobanshenzhiqiaoqiaomoleqiangjiaodesaozhouzhunbeichulaiganrenle。
ganqingzijishibeirenchengchihanlea。
“laobanbiebie，wozheijiuzou。”
suwuxinwukenaihezhinengzoudaopangbian，xiangyaokankanwenmeiyuzaibuzaipangbian。
嗯？这是什么？
dishangdafandehefanxiyinlesuwuxindezhuyi。
hefansihuhaibeirencaileyijiao，daizheyouzidejiaoyinyizhichaozheqianfangerqu。
suwuxinxinliyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan，ganjinshunzhejiaoyingenleshangqu。
meiyourendexiangzi，heianzhizhongyinyinnenggoukanjianliangrenzaipinsideanzhuyituanniudongdedongxi。
qizhongyigeguangtouzhuanghanyouxiebunaifan：“tamadebiedongle，zaidongxinbuxinlaoziganleni。”
“xingle，kuaidiandeba。”
wenmeiyuquanshenbeibangleqilai，zuihaibeiyituanbusaizhu，xianghandouhanbuchulai。
“呜呜呜——”
tapinmingdexiangyaofachushengyinyinqiqitarendezhuyi。
henkexideshi，zheilimeiyourennenggoutingdaotadehujiusheng。
“cao，zheigeniangmendeshengyinzhenshiyouren...”
“nishuowomenyaoshitoutoushiyixia，yemeirenhuifaxianduiba？”
guangtouzhuanghandezheigetiyiyinqiletongbandezantong。
liangrenyinxiao，shouchaozhewenmeiyushenshangqifudedifangtanqu。
wenmeiyufengkuangdezaidishangniudong，xiangyaojinlidewanghousuo，danhoumianjiushiqiangbi。
“xiaoniangmennibiepaole，fanzhengzuihounidoushiyaobeizhaogongziwande，buruxianrangwomenshuangshuang。”
yidaopofengshengzaitadeerbianxiangqi，jinsuizheyouguwenredeyetijianshedaotadelianshang。
“**，你...”
tazhuanguotou，yingjietadeshiyihedanchaofandebaotou。
jinjiezhezhenggerenxiangshibeiqichezhuangdaoyiban，daofeilechuqu。
suwuxinjiekaiwenmeiyudeshufu，shoujingdewenmeiyujingkongdebaozhusuwuxin。
“weishenme...weishenmetabufangguowo...”
wenmeiyubianshuobianxiaoshengdechouqi，rangrenxinteng。
“bupa，youwozaini。”
suwuxinqingqingpaizhewenmeiyudebei，lingyizhishouzeshiliangzhijiaqiyizhangfuzhi。
“好好休息吧。”
fuzhiranshao，wenmeiyuyezaitadehuailianwendeshuiqu。
suwuxinqingroudebaoqiwenmeiyu。
huaizhongdeshenzihenruan，jiuxiangshiyigeshuizuodewawayiban。
“ni...nishishei，nizhibuzhidaozheishizhaogongziyaoderen！”
zhuanghanpinmingdepaqishen，tashenbiandetongbanzeshihunmibuxing。
suwuxinbingweiqulihuitashuodehua，zhishiweiweitanqi：
“kexishifuburangwoduozaoshaniea。”
kanzhesuwuxinzhuanshenliqu，zhuanghansongleyikouqi，yiweizijimeishile。
keshichuanlaideshengyinquerangtadanhan。
“buguohuozhe，kebisiletongkuduole。”
guangtouzhuanghanturanganjuezijihuxikunnan，fangfoyourenqiazhezijidebozi，lianzhangdetonghong。
jiuzaitayiweizijikuaiyaobiesideshihou，huxiyouzhongxinbiandetongchang。
tadachuanzheqi，yilianjianlegui。
“jie...jieshule？”
ranertabuzhidaodeshi，suwuxinsuiranbushatamen，dantamenzheibeizidouhuihuozaihuxikunnandezhemozhizhong。