“hao，haodehen。”yanjinhenghanshou，wanyaozhijiebashuilidenvrendahengbaoqi，talikezilaishudelouzhuletadebozi。
“xiaogegeniyaobachibuzhulema？xiaogegewozhenchinideyanei，nizenmezheimehaokan~”guruanmengrenbuzhusuisuinian，xiaolianchenjizhanbianyidecengcengtadexiongji，renbuzhugantanchusheng：“zhenshuai!”
阎靳珩想掐死她！
chuimoudenanrenmanmunuhuo，caizhunbeilelingtalaoshidian，quefaxiantabaisedechenshanbeishuiyijinzaojiubianchengletoumingde，ertaneigaisideneiyiyebuzhidaoshenmeshihouhualuode，meijingbanzhebanyanyujuhaixiuruoyinruoxian！
yanjinhengzhijuedetoupiyizha，hunshendezaoregengshibuduandexiangdanaoyong，fengkuangdetunshizhetadelizhi，erhuailidenvrenquehaihaosibusidegezhongmosuo。
“顾，软，萌！”
tayandiyansedoushenleyiceng，qiangchengzhebatabaodaoyangtaideyongchibian，yaobushiyinwei……taxianzaijiubatabanle！
“xiaogegenijiaowoganshen——aaaa！”
guruanmengdehuadoumeiyoushuowan，zhenggerenjiubeizhizhidediudaoleyouyongchili！
“putong”yishengjuxiangshuihuasijian，guruanmengbeibingliangdeshuiyijihunshendoulengdedoulegejiling，shunjiancongshuilimaotou，biankandaoyimojugaolinxiadetingbashenyingzhengzaipiniziji，tadunshinumachusheng：“wocaonishibushiyoubing？yaobushikannizhangdehaokanwozaojiuzousinile！”
yanjinhenglianseyichen，fushenditou，dashouenzhuleguruanmengdedenaodai，zaicibataduidaoleshuili。
如此反复。
十几分钟后——
guozhebeizideguruanmengbeidongchenglesb，shuaizhebitisesefadoudeanzifufei。
yanjinhengzheigewulai，jianzhisangxinbingkuang！
“niweishenmebuzhijiebawosongdaoyiyuanqu？”
“nidouyaoqinfanwoderenshenanweile，haiyaowobanisongdaoyiyuanqu？”yanjinhengeliedemiqimouzi，yikaozaishafashangdedongzuoshifenyonglan，meifengyitiaocaidao：“kuangqie，buyinggaishinibaohuwodema？”
guruanmengjianzhiyaoqituxue，tajuranhaizheimelizhiqizhuang！
yebuzhidaolaoyezishizenmexiangde，pianyaotagaoshenmeyinzangshenfen，bitayinxingmaimingdedaoyanjinhengshenbianzuoshenmebaobiao？
jiusuantashenqiangtizhuangliqida，kezenmekanyelunbudaotayigenvhaizijiyigeyouliukuaifujidenanrenzuobaobiaoba？
zuikeqideshi，zheigenanrenhaiyongtayongdegewaixinanlide！
guruanmengmoyahuohuo，guyibayongguodezhidiudedaochudoushi。
“guruanmeng，denghuijiwodasaoweisheng。”yanjinhengyitiaoxiahan，zhilezhimenkouzhangangdedifang，ruyuanyichangdekandaoleguruanmengheizhedelian，“bieguaiwomeiyoutixingni，nidedifangzainei，zaotawodefangjiankeshiyaofuchudaijiade。”
顾软萌：“？？？”
“pingshenme？”tanaohuodebukesiyi：“yanjinheng，woshibaobiao，youbushibaomu？！”
tazheibutixinghaihao，yitixingyanjinhengbianshudizhanqishen，jibubianlaidaoletademianqian，yibaniezhuletadelian：“guruanmeng，nihaizhidaozijishiwodebaobiao？gongzuoqijianxujiuhaiduizijidelaobanyuxingbugui，zheishiyigebaobiaogaizuodeshiqingma？”
guruanmengbeitaniedeshengteng，naoziyirechunchifanji：“wojiubunengxinqingbuhaoma？yanjinheng，nizheimedaderenlehaixuyaoyigenvrenlaibaohunima？”