第一章:相亲对象

2021nian,2yue13ri,nonglidanianchuer。

xiangsheng,moushibaxianxiaochengshiyichuguazhe“zhijiutang”paibiandexiaoyuannei,rerenaonaoxiqiyangyang。

yimingnianyueershiwusuitizheyuancundeqingniannanzi,chuizhekoushaoshoulitizheliangdadaiyifudezoulejinlai。

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“xiaoyua,nihaimomocengcengganshenmeni?niyebukankanxianzaijidianle?”

tianyucaigangyijinmen,jiutingdaolemuqindepaoxiaosheng。

tianyunaolenaotouhuidao:“bujiushixianggeqinma?ninzhiyuzheimejidongma?”

“tingnijiefushuo,renjiakeshiweishengjudeshiyebian,renzhangdepiaoliang,jialitiaojianyebucuo,jiuzheizhongtiane,xiangnizheiyangdelaihamayibeizinengpengshangjihuia!”

tianmushuangshouchayan,zhanzaitianyudemianqian,dengzheyishuangmouzi。

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sandianshifen,tianyudaodaleshangdaokafeimenkou,jiangdianpingchetinghaohou,zoulejinqu。

tateyixuanzeleyigekaochuangdeweizhi,yicilaibaozhengzijidedianpingchebuhuibeirentouzou…

kaozhepizhideshafazuo,tianyuzhouzhemeitou,rouleroutaiyangxue,yebuzhidaoshenme,zheiliangtiantazongjuedenaodaiteng。

jiugenzijidedanaolizhujinlexindekerenyiyang…

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tianyuyebingweizheji,nvshizaimouxieshihouzongshihuihuodeyidingdeyoudai。

四点…

四点半……

zhongyuzaijijiangdaoxiawuwudianshi,yidaojinglideshenyingcongmenkouchuyishanerguo,shoulihaiqiazheshouji,fengfenghuohuodezoulejinlai。

tianyukandaozijishoujishangxianshidemoshenghaoma,zhidaozijizongsuandengdaorenle…

“你好,这边!”

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zheidaobushiyinweitianyuhanyangduohao,zhuyaoshiguangkanwaimao,tianyuyejuedezijizheiliangxiaoshimeilangfei。

tongshiyezaixinlidadadechengzanleyiju:jiefuzongsuantizijizuolejianhaoshier!

**lang,gaobiliang,yishuangxiazhangdemouzigewaigouhun。zaipeishangneijingzhidezhuangrong,touluchuleyiguzihumeizhiqi。

heisedixionglujianlianyiduanqunjiangtagaosongmianyandeshiyexianyilanwuyu,xiashenchaoboheise**dapeishangtongsedegaogenxie,zhenggerenxiandegewaixinggan。

danlunzheijunqiaodemoyang,tianyuzuishaodoukeyijitadajiufen,bukaolvjiehun,zheijueduishizhaonvpengyoudelixiangxing!

“wasai!feichangwasai!”

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xiangbizhixia,tianyudedabanqizhizaiguniangdeyanzhong,jiuyouxiebujinrenyile。

congxiaoyinweiwaizaitiaojianjijia,xiguanlebeirenzhongxingpengyuedeguniang,yijingjianguotaiduokanjianzijizoubudongdaodejiahuole。

danyinweitianyushiwangfukezhangjieshaojizijidexiangqinduixiang,yerangtayouxieyanfan。

yushiguniangdaimeiweicu,qingshengxiyudiwendao:“tianxianshengduiba?qingwenninxianzaishicongshishenmegongzuo。”

“a!”tianyulengleleng,youxiemeizhunbeiderushihuidao:“woxianzaimeigongzuo,zaijia……”

guniangmeitouzhoudegengjinle,dankaolvdaoshizijidanweifukezhangjieshaolaide,tahaishihenyouhanyangyazhehuo,qingleqingsangzidao:“dengyushuo,tianxianshengmuqianhaimeiyouxuanhaogongzuodefangxiang?”

“e……wofumuyetingmangde,wozhuomozhenengbangtamenyidianshiyidianba…”

dangkandaoxindongdeguniang,heermengshangbiao,shinanrendebennengfanying。

butongdeshi,qingchanglaoshouhuijinlidezhanxianchuzijidemeigefangmian,erchugezehuinongqiaochengzhuo。

henxianran,yijingbujideduojiumeiyouzhengerbajingtancilianaidetianyu,shuyuhouzhe…

“neiyejiushishuo,tianxianshenghaishizhuzaifumujia,zanshihaimeiyoukaolvmaifangbanchuquzhu?”

tianyunaolenaotou,huidao:“wojiazhuzaiyuetangzheibian,jialiyoudifangzhu……”

“he!”gunianglenghengleyisheng,yaoleyaotoudao:“wohaixiangwennidaoshihoufangzihuibuhuixiewomingzi,hezhenihaidengzhejichengyichanguohuoni?zheimekan,womenyemeibiyaowangxiatanle。”

yanzhongyinzangyijiudebuxie,zhongyubiaoluwuyi。

guniangzaixinzhongfeifuleyijuwangfukezhangzheijieshaodedoushishenmewanyierhou,tizhebaoqishenbiandasuanlixi。

jiuzaitianyuxiudemanliantonghonghaidaiyisinaonu,gantanzijidediyicixiangqinhaimeiyoukaishi,jiuyijingsaoxingshouchangshi,huranxintoutingdaoyishengqingcuidexiangsheng。

“ding!gongxisuzhujihuodalianxitong!”

“xinshourenwu,dalianmianqiannvshizuoyufei!”

“kaolvdaosuzhushoucirenwu,tigongyixiaziliao。”

“zuoyufei,nv,24sui。ldshiweishengjushiyebianwenyuan……”

“renwujiangli:1jinengdian,3shuxingdian。”

yi**geshigeyangdeshuju,yigunaodequanbusaijinletianyudexiaonaodaigua,jingguojiweiduanzandetingdunhou,tianyuhuorankailang。

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“hehe!wojiadezhijiutangzhandibabaiduoping,woyoushijialiweiyideerzi,woyitianhuanyijianfangshui,yigexingqidoubudaizhongyangde,youbiyaozaimaifangma?”

tianyuzheihuaqueshimeiduoshaochuiniubidechengfen,zhijiutangzuoweilaopaizhongyizaiyuetangnaizhizhenggeldshiqishidoutingchumingde。

jingchangyouxieyixiexiyibuhaozhiliaoyinanzazhengdebinghuanhuimumingerlai,danluncaifuqishitianyujiayesuanshigexiaozhongchanjieji。

guoran,yitingdaotianyuzheijuhua,jiweixianshidezuoyufeilimajiuzaicizuolexialai。

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bianliangenfanshusidezuoyufei,luchuleyigewenwandexiaorongwendao:“neinizhongyixuedezenmeyang…”

tianyurushihuidao:“xiangdangyiban!”

zhibuguohaimeidengzuoyufeizhangkou,tianyuhenkuaiyoujieshangleyiju:“buguo,xiangnizheiyangganggangdawantai,yinweineifenmishidiaopifufanhuangqilexiaofencihaihuazhenongzhuanglaizheyande,wodaoshiyiyanjiunengkanchulai。”

“你……!”

tianyudehuayichukou,zuoyufeilianseyibian,yakouwuyan。

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tongshizaixinligantanleyiju:“zaimeidetiancai,guoranyebushiwodecaia!”

ps:tiancai,yibanzhiyechangzhongshangzhuangshifendeguniang。

“ding!renwuwancheng,xitongjiangliqingchashou!”

“shuxingdiansandian,qingxuanzetianjia!”

liangdaoshengyinzaicizaitianyudeerbianxiangqi,cikedetademianqianchuxianleyidakuaifukongxianshiping。

guangkanshangmiandeneirongjiugenyouxilirenwushuxingbiaochabuduo。

zhibuguopingmushangzhanzhedeneigexiaoren,jiushianzhaotianyuzijibilidesuoxiaoban。

shangmianxiangxidejizaizhe,renwushuxingdianshu。

“tianyu,liliang4dian,minjie4dian,naili4dian,xingyun0dian。”

“ps:chujijieduanrentijixianwei10dian,dengtongyushijiejiyundongyuanjixianshuju。xingyundianshu,buketongguoshuxingdianzhijietianjia。”

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“哗!”

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“ding,gongxisuzhuxuanzewanbi,zhongyiyaolichujiyifasong。”

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qijiazhizhida,wairengenbennanyixiangxiang。

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