第五章 不许有人侮辱我老婆!

diwuzhangbuxuyourenwuruwolaopo!

“yefan!”bansuizhemengshoubandepaoxiaoyinqing,yiliangxuehongsedefalalitingzailelubian,qinxiaoxiaoyaoxiachechuang。

“gangcaizhenshiduibuqi......mingmingnibangzhulewomenqinjia,tamenhaineigetaidu......”qinxiaoxiaoyouxieqianran。

cishideqinxiaoxiaoduiyefandetaiduyoulebuxiaodebianhua,zheigeduizijijueserongyanwugandenanrenduoleyifenganjizhiqing。

yefanxiaolexiao,biaoshizijibingbuzaiyi。

yeshi,zheimeduonianlaiyizhidoubeirenqingshideziji,gangcaizaiqinjia,ququneidianqurugenbensuanbuleshenme!

“nixianzaiyoushenmedasuan?”

yefanyanshenyileng,jinyaoyaguan:“woyaoquzhaowodenver!”

“nidenver?tazaina?”

yefanyaoleyaotou:“woxiangwodagaizhidaozaishenmedifang。”

“shangche,woheniyiqiqu!”

jiyanghu,jiangshizuidaderengonghu,jushuodangchuzaijianzaozheigerengonghudeshihouhaozishushiyi!erzaizheigerengonghudezhongyangxiaodaoshang,youshubaidongbieshu。

zaijiangshi,ruguoshuozaijiyanghudouwufayongyouyidonghuzhongbieshu,neiwulunniduoyouqian,doubuhaoyisishuozijizaijiangshiyoutouyoulianyoudiwei!

eryangjia,zhengshizaizheizuihuihuangdeshinianzhijian,shunlijishenchengweijiangshiyixianjiazuzhihou,caihaoburongyidedaoleyidongweiyuxiaodaozuijiaoluodebieshu。

jibianruci,zheitaobieshuyechengweileyangjiarenziaodezibenyushangliujiazudexiangzheng。

yilianghuohongdefalalixingshidaolejinruhuanxingxiaodaorukoudemenweichuanleanlaba,shiyimenweibaoanfangxing。

“来咯,爷!”

yikanshiliangfalali,menkoudebaoanlianmangpidianpidiancongmenweichuchongchulai,yidianchongzhefalalicheneiderendiantouhayaoyibianzhengzhunbeidengjilaizhexinxi。

“zenmeshini?”xianmeidexiaorongjianjiancongbaoanlianshangxiaoshi,querdaizhideshiqingmieyubuxie。

“kaimen。woyaojinquzhaoyangjiaderen。”yefanmianwubiaoqingdeshuodao。

baoanchixiaodao:“zheikebuxing,yangjiajiazhujiaodaiguo,renherenyaozhaojinquzhaotamendoukeyi,chule......”

guyimailegeguanxi,baoanhuaixiaozhejixushuodao:“chulewonangfeishangmennvxuyefanhegou!”

“ni......!”meixiangdaoyigexiaoxiaodekanmenbaoanyeganrucixiaoqiaoyefan,qinxiaoxiaoqiji,tarenbuzhujiekaianquandai,jiuyaoxiachequshangzheigebaoanlianggezuiba。

“biedongnu。”shenshoulanzhuleqinxiaoxiao,yefanshiyitadanding。

“zheigerenzheiyangwuruni,nizenmekeyidouwusuowei?”

mingmingbeiwurudeshiyefan,danshiqinxiaoxiaojiuhaosiganjueshizijibeiwuruleyibannaonu。

“tabuzhide。”yefanmanyouyoudeyongbudabuxiaodanshiyanqianzheibaoangangganghaokeyitingjiandeshengyinshuo:“renbeigouyaoyikou,zongbujiandezaiyongtongyangdefangshiquyaoyikouzheigegouba?”

baoanzhengdaleyanjing,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo,tachoulianyining,tiqiyaojiandeduijiangji:“xiongdimen,kuaidianlai,neigefeiwuyefanlaile!”

buyihuier,shushimingbaoancongsimianbafangyonglai。

“zheigefeiwushangmennvxu,ta,tagangcaiwuruwomenbaoanshigaisidekanmengou!”zaoyaoyizhangzui,kanrenaobuxianshiqingda。

“shenme?jiupingzheigefeiwuyefanyeganxiaokanwomenbaoandui?”

zhongbaoanjiangfalaliweiqilai,kanzhecheneideyefanjiuhaosizaikandongwuyuanzhongdehouziyiban,lianshanghaixiaoxixide。

jiancichangjing,qinxiaoxiaorenbuzhuyouxiejinzhang:“nimen......nimenxiangzuoshenme?”

“yuanlaizheijiushichuanshuozhongdewonangnvxuyefana!”

“kantazhangdejiushiyifucaobaoyang,zeze,zhenshibaixialejiangshishihuayangyuna!”

“gujineigeyangyunyeshiyinweixiajiajileta,juedebuganxinba,suoyicaihuizaozaodesile,heihei,ruguoshijiajiwo,wozenmeshederangzheimepiaoliangdenvrensia,yidinghaohaodeaifu......”

neibaoanhuahaimeishuowan,tadeshenziyiranrutongduanlexiandefengzhengfeilechuqu,xingchengleyidaoyoumeidepaowuxian,suihouzhongzhongdeshuaidaozailedishang。

“zheigefeiwudarenle!”zhongbaoanyoujingyounu,jiangbuzhidaoshenmeshihoucongcheshangxialaideyefanbaoweileqilai。

cishideyefanyanshenxiangshinengsharenyiban,mianwubiaoqingdewangzhetangzaidishangdebaoan:“nimenyaozenmewuruwosuibian,danshibuxuwuruwodeqizi!”

“fouze,si!”hunshensanfazhejiweikongbudeshaqi,meiyourenganzhiyiyefandesiwangjinggao。

baoanmenbuzijuedejiyefanrangkaileyitiaolu,zaiyemeiyourenganzulanbaonudeyefan。

falalifachuyishengpaoxiao,shirulexiaodaozhizhong。

“zheixierengangcaiweishenmeyaochaofengnia?nimenyouguojiema?”qinxiaoxiaoyihuodewendao。

叶凡摇了摇头。

“yigerenruguotaiguoruoxiao,neimesuoyourendouhuikanbuqini,sheidouhuixiangyaoshangqianlaicainiyijiao。”

“nizhiyouzugouqiangda,cainengrangbierenzunzhongni。”

“woyefanfashi,congjintiankaishi,zaiyebuhuirangrenkanbuqiwo!wofashi!woyaochengweijiangshidewang!”

denghuotongmingdebieshuneimougefangjian,yigemianshicangbaiyuemoshiwuliusuidenanzibingyangyangdetangzaibingchuangshang,bianshangzuozheyanglaotaitai。

bingchuangbianhaizhanzheyigenanzi,tajiushiyanglaotaitaidedaerzi,yejiushiyangjiaxiayirenjiazhuyanghaiping。

“nainai,renni......dailailema?”bingchuangshangdenanziyouqiwulidewendao。

yanglaotaitaiganmangwozhulenanzideshou,kanzhesunzirucibingyangyangdemoyang,taxintengdeyanleidouyaodiaoxialaile。

“fengerfangxinba,neigejianzhongyijingbeiwozhuahuilaile,heihei,xianzaijiuzaigebi,yijingbeiyishengdaguomazuile,yijingsuishikeyiweinizhunbeiyizhigusuishoushule。”

“zheigejijiangjinizuoshoushudetuandui,keshiwohualezhongjin,congjingdoutediqinglaidezhuanyeyizhigusuidetuandui!xianzaijiurangyishengjinizuomazuishoushu,dengnixinglai,nideshentijiuwanquanhaole!”

“taihaole!nainaizuihaole!”

tingdeyanglaotaitaizheimeshuo,huanzuofengerdenanziweimideyanzhongbaoshechujingguang,lianshangluchulekuangxidexiaorong。

baidaguadeyishengquchumazuiji,jiyangfengdaleyiji。

“ma......shuodaoditayeshiwosanmeideqinshengnver......zheimezuoshibushiyoudian......”

yanghaipinglianshangluchuleburendebiaoqing。

“zhukou!nizheigefeiwu!”yanglaotaitaitingwenciyanrenbuzhubaonu。

“wozheimezuohaibushiweilenideerzi?”