002:老娘敬你是一条汉纸!

yiritianguangdaliang,sunuannuanbeinaozhonglingshengjichaoxing。

toutongyuliedeta,huanhuancongchuangshangzuoqi,jiangnaozhongjiantingle,erhouzaifangjianlisouxunnanrendeshenying。

quefaxiannanrenyijingbuzaile。

很好!

上完就跑!

够禽兽!

shuohaodeyigeyi,jieguopidoumeiliuxia。

huran,tayanjiaodeyuguangkandaochuangtoujushang,jingjingdetangzheyizhangzhitiao。

shangmianxiezheyigedianhuahaoma,heyigemingzi。

厉衍琛……好样的!

ganwanhuaishihaiganliuxialianxifangshishima!

laoniangjingnishiyitiaohanzhi!

sunuannuandangjijiumeirenzhu,huaizhemanqiangnuhuojiushuruhaomadaoshoujili,botongleguoqu。

dianhuaxianglesansheng,beijietong。

sunuannuankaikoujiushiyitongma:“liyanchenshima!woqunidayede,renmianshouxin,qinshouburudegoudongxi!laozihaoxinjiuni,niquezheimeduiwo!nitamadegandezheijiaorenshierma!

jiusuannidangshishenzhibuqing,nitemedeyeshiqiangx!”

电话那头:“……”

sunuannuanyuemayueqi,zuihouxianjizijiqikule。

“nitamazhidaonvhaizidediyiciyiweizheshenmema?wosunuannuanzheibeizidoubeinigehunqiujihuilenizhidaoma!wohaimeijiaoguonanpengyou,haimeiyoutanguolianai,jiubeinizheimezhele!neixiekedoushiliujiwoxihuanderenyexihuanwoderenyiqixiangyongdezhenguidongxi!quandoubeinijihuile!wangbadan,woshibuhuifangguonide!”

sunuannuanduizhedianhuayibiankuyibianhoulebantian,dianhuaneitouyidianshengxiangdoumei。

jianzhiyuexiangyueqi,zuihouzhijiewuzhelianmenshengkuchulesheng。

jiutingdianhuaneitouturanxiangqiyishengdichendenanyin:“wokeyifuze。”

zheitemebushuohuahaihao,yishuohuasunuannuanyouzhamaole。

“nifuze?nizenmefuze?ninengbawoshiqudedongxihaihuilaima?nengma!”wangbadan,haihaoyisishuofuze!

苏暖暖差点气岔气。

jiutingneibianyoushuoleyiju:“wokeyiquni。”

“sheitemexihan!woyoubuxihuanni,sheixihanniquwo?woqunidayede,gundanba,qinshou!”

padayisheng,sunuannuanbadianhuaguaduan。

erhouqidejiangshoujizhongzhongdeshuaidaodishang,youxintengdecongchuangshangtiaoqilaiqujianshouji。

还好,没摔坏。

kanzheshoujishangdeshijian,yijingshangwushiyidianle。

sunuannuangubudeqita,huangmangjiancongchuangshangbengdaqilai,qishenzhunbeiquyushixishua,ranhouquyiyuanjitamamasongwucan。

jieguogangxiachuang,jiutuixiayiruan,zhenggerenchaozhedimianshangdiedaolexiaqu,chadianshuailegegouchishi。

dangji,xinlitouyuefajihenneigejiaoliyanchendegounanrenle。

……

中午十二点。

laibujijiqinmazuofandesunuannuan,zaiwaimiandabaoleyifenqingdankouweideyingyangtaocan,jiuquleyiyuan。

gangzoudaotamamadebingfangmenkou,jiutingjianlimianchuanlaijianlidesihousheng:“suyumei,nizheigejianren!niyaosizaodiansi!wogaosuni,nideyiyaofei,womengujiabuhuichuyifenqiande!

niyebiezhiwangnisileyihou,womengujiahuishouliuneigexiaojianren!

jinggaonibiezaidadianhuajigumingyuanle!tashiwolaogong,genniyimaoqiandeguanxidoumeiyou!yebuhuirenneigexiaojianzhong!”

sunuannuangangzhunbeichongjinqu,jiutingjiantamamadaizheaiqiudekouwenkuzheqiulimianneigenvrendao:“gufuren,qiunile……nuannuanshigujiadehaizi,wosizhihou,tabuhuigujia,nengqunalia……”