仪鸾司！
锦衣卫？！
zhuyuanzhangxingzhidazeng，mangwendao:“heweijinyiwei？”
liqishenqingyisu，langshenghedao。
“feiyufu，xiuchundao，xingyuzhencha，jibudaozei，zhuonajiandang，jianchawenwubaiguan！”
“tianziqinjinjun，huangquantexu，xianzhanhouzou，wusuobujiu，wusuobucha，jiweijinyiwei！”
cihuayichu，quanchanghuaran。
zhuyuanzhanghuoranqishen，yanjingsisididingzheliqi。
lijinglongmanlianjinghuang，kanxiangliqidemuguanglimianchongmanlekongju。
大哥你干嘛？
监察百官？
皇权特许？
先斩后奏？
无所不纠？
无所不查？
你他娘不是官员吗？
nidielishanzhanghaitaniangdeshibaiguanzhishoua！
咋滴大义灭亲啊？
zhuyuanzhangbeizheshoulaihuiduobu，suihoubuzhiheshilaidaoleliqishenqian。
“zheixiehua，shibushilixianshengrangnishuode？”
zhuyuanzhangkouzhongdexiansheng，zhengshibaiguanzhishou，kaiguodiyiwenchen，dangchaotaishi，lishanzhang。
lishanzhangduiyuzhuyuanzhangeryan，bujinshikanbi“hanchuxiaohe”yiyangkeyiqizhongxinrendegonggubeibang，gengshijiaotadushurenzidexianshengshizhang！
liqizhendingdidianlediantou，dao:“bixiamingjian，zhengshijiafusuoti！”
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洪武帝也不废话。
“lairen，chuanhanguogong！”
lishanzhangxianrenzhongshuzuochengxiang，buguozhishiguaming。
zhenzhengzhizhangzhongshushengderen，zhengshiganggangneigeyangxian，zhuyuanzhangdeqinjinxinfu。
liqidaoshisihaobuhuang，tadielishanzhanghedengjingmingderenwu，daoshihouanshiyixiajiubuhuichuanbangle。
danshilijinglongxianzaiqueshizhendehuanga！
yinweiliqizheijiahuojianzhijiushikengsirenbuchangminga！
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qijunwangshang，zheizuimingshuodabuda，shuoxiaoyebuxiao。
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“你别吭声！”
“jiexialaikanwobiaoyan！”
liangxiaozhizhengzaiguiguisuisuidijiaoliuyijian。
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zhuyuanzhangqidelianseyinchen。
“haoyige‘yijiazhizuo，bunengqiannianzhehe’！”
“xiaboqiaxiaboqi，nizheishibizhezhenshania！”
嗯？
夏伯启？
这名字有些耳熟啊！
liqinaodaifengkuangzhuandong，henkuaijiuxiangqilailezheirenshishei。
xiaboqi，guangxinfuguixixianrushi，damingwangchaochudingzhihouzhengpitianxiarushengruchaoweiguan，xiaboqishuzhijianjuebushou，shenzhiduodiaoshouzhiyimingxinyi。
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renjiabuyuanyijidamingchaozuoguaner！
liqishitanxingdikanlezhuyuanzhangyiyan，houzhezhengbeiqideyaoyaqiechi。
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zheiyuanmomingchudewenren，guzilihaishihen**de，xihuanguzuozitaiduanzhebufang。
yaomejiushiyixieyuanchaoyichen，ningyuanjimenggu**danggou，yebuyuanrudamingweiguan。
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suoyi，mingchuwenrenduobushi，yeshiyouyuanyinde。
“看什么看？”
zhuyuanzhangbenjiunuhuozhongshao，youpiaodaoliqihaizaitoumiaoziji，dunshijiuqidechuihuzidengyanjingde。
zheituzaizichibangyingle，buzhidaochenyilema？
哪有直视君王的！
dabujing，shaniquanjiaao！
“陛下息怒！”
“zheiwenrenduobushi，qishihenhaojiejue！”
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“neinishuoshuo，zenmejiejue？”
haishenme“henhaojiejue”？
好大的口气！
zheixiewenrendayoudabude，mayoumabuguo，youquandoushixieshouwufujizhilideruanruoshusheng，tamenbukenruchaoweiguan，nihainengzenmeban？
buzhishizhuyuanzhang，manchaowenwudoukuaibeizheixiewenrenjifansile。
jieguoniliqidaohao，dangankuaxiazheibanhaikou！
“ganwenbixiashiyaokuaidehaishiyaomande？”
liqimianbugaise，xiaohehedikaikoudao。
快的？
慢的？
朱元璋来了兴趣。
“kuaidefazidangruhe？”
“jiandan，jiangzheixiaboqishuzhibaguangleyifudiaozaiqingloumenkou，shenmeshihoulaoshitinghualeshenmeshihoucaifangxialai！”
朱元璋:“？？？”
李景隆:“？？？”
**？
你是魔鬼吧？
wenrenrushengjiuhaoyigewenming！
jieguonibarenbaguangle，haidiaozaiqinglouneidengwuhuizhidi，zheibushibizherenjiaqusima？
nizheijianzhijiushieduyinsuna！
“butuo！”zhuyuanzhangbailebaishou。
“weihebutuo？”liqizhuiwendao。
zhuyuanzhangmeihaoqidixiaomadao:“zhenyaolian！”
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“zhenyaoshizhenzheiyangzuole，zhibudinghuibeizheixiewenrenruhekouzhubifa！”
没错，就是羞辱！
erqiehaishi**luodexiuru！
tazhuyuanzhangyaoshizhenzheimeganle，zhibudinghuibeineixiewenrenrushengmachengshenmeyangni！
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话音一落。
zhuyuanzhanghelijinglongqiqidaoxiliangqi。
头皮发麻。
乖乖。
zheishizhendeyinsunedua！
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zheigejice，taiguoedu！
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eduguiedu，danshihenhaoyong！
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ng，zheikouguobunengzhijiebeia！
zhengdangzheigeshihou，toufahuabaidelishanzhangqiaqiaozoudaomenkou。
laozhudunshiyanqianyiliang，zuijiaoweiweishangyang。
litaishiyouxiemangranditingxialejiaobu，xiayishidijinlejinshenshangdeyifu。
zheilieridangkongshuqibiren，jinlingchengzenmefaneryaofengzhenzhende？