第3章 你才短软快

唰!

suoyourendemuguangwangxianglinhao,yanzhongyihuo,nisheia?

banshang,yourenxiaoshengdigudao:“wozhidaota,tameitianwanshangdoulaigenliushenyixueyishu,haoxiangshishenyidetudi!”

shenyidetudi?neiyinggaiyouliangbashuazi,zhishijiexialaideyimurangkanbingdezhongrenyizhenwohuo!

liuyuanchunxianshimeitoushuzhan,zhihouyizhendanyou,suishuolinhaokanzhegentayinianle,danshizhixueguolilunzhishi,congweiyouguoshizhan。

tazoudaolinhaogenqian,shenseyoulvdao:“linhaoa,nixingma,yaoburanworangtamenxianhuiqu?”

“fangxinba,shifu,haorongyiyougeshijiandejihui,zhenghaowoyeduanlianxiaziji!”linhaobubeibukangdihuidadao。

cihuayichu,zhongrenyizhenzhaguo,ganqingzheixiaoziconglaimeijirenkanguobing,shiyaobatamendangzuoshiyanpina。

“liushenyi,yaobuwomengairizailaiba!”

“shia,liushenyi,yejiazhuzhaonikendingyoujishi,ninxianqumangba!”

henxianran,tamenbuxiangxinlinhao,suirandoushixiaobingxiaozaide,yebuxiangrangyigeweichushidetudijitamenbamaizhuayao,wanyichisirenzaban?

sheizhiliuyuanchunwushizhongrendehua,paipailinhaodejianbangdao:“xing,biejijuchuntangdiuliana!”

jiaodaiwanbi,liuyuanchunzuoshangchegenzheyejiazhuganwanglonghaishidiyirenminyiyuan。

yexiongdeerzijiaozuoyesiming,wanshangjuhuiwanhuijiazhishi,yudaoyihuoheiyirendexingci,yibabishouciruxiongqiang,liangbiandaorenfenbiekazaidongmaihexinzangshang,xingchengyigebihesanjiaoxing,jiaoduguiyi。

yiyuanlidezhuanjiajujiyitang,taolunbantianyemeixiangdaoruheanquanquchubishou,fengxiantaida,shaoyoubushen,jiuyoukenengdaozhidapenxue,weijishengming。

rujinyesimingzhengtangzaizhongzhengjianhushili,zhuanjiagaoshouyunji,quemeirenganxiashou,yinweishangzheshiyexiongdeerzi,houguochengdanbuqia!

zuihoumeibanfa,dajiacaibayinyunaoshideliushenyijituichulai,yexuzhiyoutacainengxiangchuwanwuyishidebanfa。

liuyuanchundeyishuzaiyixuejieshiwangzhejibiedecunzai,yexiongweilejiuzijideerzi,gubudeshenfen,suoyicailaiqingtachushou,xiwangnengjiutaerziyiming。

linhaomusongtashifulikai,zhihoujinwuzuodaotashifudeweizhishang,kanzhemianqiandejishihaoren,dandanchushengdao:“nimensheixianlai?”

zheihuawendezhongrenjunhoutuiyibu,diyigeshiyanpin,meirenxiangdang,nongbuhaohuisirende!

“xiaozi,nixingbuxinga,yaoshimeibenshijiudengnishifuhuilaiba!”yigedafubianbiandezhongniannanrenlvxiantanchutouzhiyi,yanzhongjinshiqingshihebuxie。

cihuayichu,jishihaorenyilunshengsiqi,jinshiduilinhaodecaijihehuaiyi。

“jiushi,meikanguobingjiuzaizheilichengnengkebuhaoa!”

“wotingshuozheizhongyimeiyoushushiniandegongdi,genbenshangbuletaimiana,xiaoxiongdinicaiduodaa!”

linhaorenpingzheixierenqizuibashe,fanzhengtayoudeshishijian,gangcaitayijingcaidaozheiyejiadejiazhuzhaotashifusuoweiheshi,mingtianzaoshangdoubuyidingnenghuilai。

zhongrenkanlinhaoyifudiaoerlangdangdeyangzi,dunshiyizhenlaiqi,zhiqianneigezhongniannanrenzaicichenshengdao:“xiaozi,meiyouzhenbenshi,zuozainishifuweizhishang,bupadiurenma?”

“zhenbenshibushishuode,ershizuode,guanjianshinimenmeirenrangwoxiashoua!”linhaosongsongjian,yiliandewunai。

“这……”

zhongniannanrenyishiyusai,tashuodehenyoudaoli,kezheishikanbing,bushizuoshiyan。

zhongrenkandaozhongniannanrenhelinhaozaijinjinyouweishuozheshenme,buyouzizhubashengyinxiaolexialai,zheinanrentamenrenshi,jiaochenyongchang,shilonghaishideyigedichandaheng。

bujiu,chenyongchangdedianhuaxiangqi,chuqujiewanhou,xiaopaohuilai,shensezhejidao:“xiaozi,kanzaishenyimianzishang,woxinniyici,yaoshizhichulaiqitabing,worangnibalaodizuochuan!”

威胁!

nandaozheijiushiqiurenkanbingdetaidu?

linhaoanzilengxiaoyisheng,xiangdaoyizhefumuxin,zuozhengshenzidao:“bajingchangyongdeneizhishoujiwo!”

jingchangyongde?ganmayongde?

chenyongchangtongshibaliangzhishoufangshanglai,lianshangshanguoyisigangadehongse,henmingxianhuicuoyile。

两只手?

linhaolengleyixia,chadianrenjunbujin,biezhexiaodao:“naqiangdeneizhishoubuyao!”

houmiandezhongrenwenyan,yourendangjifanyingguolai,wuzhezuibafachuyizhengegesheng,zheixiaohuozitaidoule。

wuhuiguohou,linhaobiankaishiweitabamai,jimiaohou,mizheyanjingdandanchusheng。

“太快!”

chenyongchangshenseyizheng,mianbujirouchoudongxia,haoxiangbeichuozhongleshenmexinshi。

“太短!”

chenyongchanglianseganga,qingyizhenbaiyizhen,yanzhongshanguoyisiyuandu,zheixiaozitaizhijieleba!

“太软!”

“**,nicaiduanruankuai,wokannijiushilaipianqiande!”chenyongchangyibachouhuigebo,naoxiuchengnu,shuangyanfenhen!

唰!

houmianderenqiqiwangxiangchenyongchang,sihuzaiwen,zheishizhendema?

zheishiyigechuanzheposu,aipangdenvrencouguolaiwendao:“chendong,nizhenyouzheixiewentima?”

chenyongchangdelaolianshuadeyixiabiandetonghong,nushengdao:“zheixiaozihushuobadao,wozenmekenengduanruankuai?”

是吗?

zhongrenpoyouyiweideshangxiadaliangzhechenyongchang,diqibuzu,youzheigekeneng!

chenyongchangyaofengle,zheigexiaozikendingshiduitabuman,weilerangtanankan,guyishuochulaide。

“xiaozi,woquannijiwogehelidejieshi,fouzewobanideyiguanzale!”tazhizhelinhao,mianhongerchipaoxiaodao。

sheizhilinhaosihaobusong,songsongjian,zhendingziruodao:“rushigaozhihuanzhedebingqing,shiwomenxingyidezerenheyiwu,ruguonimeiyouzheibing,woganluanshuoma?”

shuodetaitamayoudaolile!

zhongrenzaiciwangxiangchenyongchang,fenfenshiyidao,yaozhenyoubing,zanjiuzhi,bujiushiduanruankuaima,youbushimeile。

“你……”

chenyongchangqidelianhongbozicu,yikouqiqiangzhu,taqueshiyouzheiwenti,danshizheixiaoziruciguoduanzhijie,tazennengchengren,taidiurenle!

linhaoneixinlengxiao,kangebingdouyaowuyangweide,huogai!

suijitadandankaikoudao:“neiniyaozhima,baoniyaodaobingchu,jiayipeishi!”

能治?

baotiaoruleidechenyongchangyanqianyiliang,tazheibingkehaoduonianle,talaopoyijingduitarenwukeren,yaoshizaijifenzhongwanshi,jiuzhinengdongshou!

nagenanrenyuanyitanbaizijibuxing?meiyou,xiangchenyongchangzheizhonghaomianzizhirengengbukenengchengren。

jiujiebanshang,haishixingfuzhongyao,baxinyiheng,chenyongchanglengshengdao:“wogaosunixiaozi,yaoshizhibuhao,wobanizheiyiguanchaile!”

终于承认了!

linhaoxunsuhuidaozhuoziqianxieyaofang,jiagegaodelipu,chenyongchangqideyaoyaqiechi,keshibuganzaijiuchanle,yijingdiurendiudaolaolaojiale!

naqibaohaodeyao,yiliuyanlikaijuchuntang,taananyaoya,yaoshizhibuhao,feiyaobalinhaodaxiebakuai!