huaichuaileliangbaisishiwandejukuan，chenyanxinzhongjidongbuyi。
tazheibeizi，haishidiyicijiandaozheimeduoqian！
jidongzhiyu，chenyanyoujiliyuanwudalegedianhua，jiaotagenzijiyiqiquzhaomendian。
ershifenzhonghou，liangrenzaiyuedingdedifangpengmian。
“wokao，niqiangyinxingle？”
jiandaochenyan，liyuanwudunshikuazhangdedajiaoqilai。
chenyanshenshangyoujigeqian，tahainengbuqingchuma？
xianzaichenyanjuranyouqianpanmendianle？
chuleqiangyinxing，tahainengcongnaligaolaizheimeduodeqian？
kanzheliyuanwuzheifuchijingdemoyang，chenyanbuyouheiheiyixiao，“nihaijidezuotianneigelaotouba？neilaotouqishishiqingwoqujitaxiaonverzuofan，zuoweibaochou，suibianjilewoyijiangudong，jieguomaileliangbaisishiwan！”
tabuganluanshuoninghelongwangdeshi。
erqie，jiusuanshuole，liyuanwuyekendingbuxin。
“我尼玛！”
liyuanwudexiabashunjiandiaozaidishang，“zhendejiade？”
“dangranshizhende！ganjingenwoquzhaomendian！”
chenyanyibalouzhuliyuanwudejianbang，xingfendeshuodao：“xiongdi，zanmenyaofacaile！”
“women？”liyuanwushashadekanzhechenyan。
“对啊，我们！”
chenyanzhongzhongdediantoudao：“nibiebaitanle，laibangwoba，zheigemendian，jinisanchenggangu！”
“zhei……”liyuanwuyouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“zheibuhaoba？”
“meishenmebuhaode。”chenyanyaotouxiaodao：“womenlianggezhijian，jiubiezheimejiaoqingle！erqie，yebushibaijinigufen，niyeshiyaozuoshide。”
duiyuliyuanwuzheigepengyou，chenyanhaishihenzhenxide。
taxiangxin，ruguojintianfalehengcaideshiliyuanwu，tayehuilazijiyiba。
zaichenyanzaizaisanquanshuoxia，liyuanwuzhongyuhaishidayingxialai。
liangrenkuaisudelaidaonanmenbuxingjie。
zheishiyanzheningheerjiandeyitiaoxinbuxingjie。
“nizhenyaozaizheilikaidian？”
zaibuxingjiezouleyiquanhou，liyuanwuxinzhongkaishimeidile。
zheixinbuxingjiesuiranhuanjinghao，danhaimeichaore，renliuliangfeichangshao，ruzhudeshangjiayeshao。
erqie，tamenyiluzoulaikandaolehaojijiadaobidemendian。
chenyanzaizheigedifangkaidian，gaobuhaojiuyaobashoushangdeqianzaotaguang。
“相信我！”
chenyanzhidaoliyuanwudedanxin，xinxinmanmanshuodao：“yihou，nihuixiankerentaiduole！”
kanzhechenyanzheixinxinmanmandemoyang，liyuanwumengranyipainaodai，daxiaodao：“duie，wochadianwangle，nizuodedanchaofandounengrangneixierenyubabuneng！zanmenzheishijiuxiangbupaxiangzishen！”
xiangdaochenyanneifendanchaofandexiyinli，liyuanwudunshifangxiaxinlai。
dadingzhuyi，liangrenlijizhaodaobuxingjiedeguanlichu。
chenyankuaidaozhanluanma，budaobangexiaoshi，jiujiangmendianzulexialai。
zheijiamendianjiejinyibaipingfang。
zhiqianzheiliyeshizuocanyinde，jiushiyinweikeliuxishaoerdaobile，limiandongxidouhaimeilaidejishuaimai。
erchenyankanzhongdeyezhengshizheiyidian。
zheiyang，takeyishengquhenduomafan，jiandandezhuangxiuyixiajiunengkaiye。
“zheili，huishiwodechenyandeqidian，danjueduibuhuishizhongdian！”
kanzhezheigemanshihuichendemendian，chenyanjinjindezhuaizhuquantou。
……
一周后，宁川街头。
yifenchuandanyinqilehenduoderenzhuyi。
或者说，吐槽。
“shiweitian？mingzidaoshibucuo，zheicaipindejiageyekuazhangleba！”
“jiushi，zuibianyidesucaijurandouyaoliubaiyifen？”
“meitianhaizhijiedaishiweikeren？”
“chaozuo，zheikendingshichaozuo！”
“buguo，mingtiankeyimiandan，daoshikeyiqukankan。”
nazheshouzhongdechuandan，lurenfenfenyilunqilai。
zheichuandanjueduizugouxiyinyanqiu，danchuandanshangdeneirongqueyinqilebushaodezhengyi。
xinkaidezheijiamingjiao“shiweitian”defandian，jiageshizaitaiangguile！
napashiwuxingjijiudiandefancai，yebukenengyouzheimegaodejiage。
zaikandaozheifenchuandandediyiyan，jihusuoyourendourenweizheishiwuliangdechaozuoshouduan。
duiyuzheixiezhiyi，chenyanhaobuzaiyi。
zaijuedingzheimegandeshihou，tajiuzhidaokendinghuiyouzhiyi。
buguo，taxiangxinneixierenchilezijisuozuodefancaihou，yidinghuijuedewuyousuozhi！
zhongwudeshihou，liangrenbamingtianxuyaodeshicaidouzhunbeihao。
chenyanyounazheshicaiqingdanduiliyuanwushuodao：“zanmenzaibashicaiguoyibian，kankanyoumeiyouquede！mingtiankeshijuedingzanmenzheijiadiandechengbaideshihou，qianwanbiechuchazi。”
“好！”
liyuanwudiandiantou，genzhechenyanqingdianqilai。
zhengdangliangrenqingdianshicaideshihou，yigebuyuedeshengyinturanzaimenkouxiangqi。
“sheishizheilidelaoban？”
“woshi，youshenmeshi？”chenyantaitoukanxiangmenkou，queyouturanlengzhu。
menkouderen，buzhengshizhiqianmailetaneiyuzandesongliyuema？
zaitashenbian，haiyougezhangzheyizhangwawaliandexiaomeinv。
“是你！”
piankezhihou，chenyanhesongliyuetongshijingjiaoyisheng。
kanzhezheiqingjing，yanbaoerdunshihaoqidewendao：“liyuejie，nimenrenshi？”
songliyuediantou，“wojinainaizhunbeideshouli，jiushicongtashouzhongmaide。”
“啊？”
yanbaoerdeyanjingzhayazhade，pianzhenaodaiwendao：“neiwomenhaiyaozhaotasuanzhangma？”
“zhaowosuanzhang？”chenyanmomingqimiaodekanzhesongliyue，“womeidezuinimenba？”
“谁说的？”
yanbaoerguqigefensai，zhizhetingzaimenkouneiliangbaisemashaladishuodao：“liyuejielaizheifujinbandianshi，jiuyixiaohuiergongfu，tadecheshangjiutiemanlenizheidiandechuandan！buzhaonisuanzhang，zhaoshei？”
“zheiyoubushiwotiede……”
chenyanmanlianwugudeshuodao。
“zongshiniguderenba？”yanbaoerchazheyao，naixiongnaixiongdeshuodao。
chenyanshunjianwuyanyidui，zhinenggangadexiaoxiao。
queshi，neixiefachuandanderendoushitagude。
zheimesuanxialai，suliyueyaozhaozijisuanzhang，yewukehoufei。
songliyuedandandepielechenyanyiyan，xiangtaliangqishouzhongdechuandan，qinghengdao：“zuibianyideqingcaidouyaomailiubaiyipan，nihaishuobierenshijianshang，wokannicaishijianshang！”
zheiyike，songliyuekaishiyouxiehouhuile。
zaozhidaozheichenyanshizheizhongjianshang，jiubugaiduojitaneiwushiwan！
“我可不是奸商。”
chenyanlianshangweihong，gengzhebozidao：“wozuodecai，jueduihuirangrenjuedewuyousuozhi！”
“nizuodecai？”songliyueyaran，“yisishi，nihaishizheilidezhuchushiba？”
“对啊！”
陈岩扬起脑袋道。
xianzai，tayijingbuhuizaijuedechushishigeshuobuchukoudezhiyele。
xiangfan，tahaiyizuoweiyigechushiweirong。
nengyongmeishirangrenxinqingyuyue，benjiushiyijianzhidejiaoaodeshiqing。
“是么？”
songliyuemingxianbuxin，weiweichenyinyifan，dandandeshuodao：“zhenghao，wohebaoerdouele，neinijiusuibianjiwomenzuojigeninashoudecaiba！yaoshiwomenmanyidehua，wojiubuzhaonisuanzhangle。”
“yaoyourou，bunengshisude！”yanbaoerbuchongdao。
“好！”
chenyandiantou，“buguo，wodegaosuni，wojinimenzuocai，bushipanizhaowosuanzhang。”
“neishiweishenme？”songliyuehaoqidao。
“suanshiganxieniba。”chenyandao：“bijing，wokaidiandeqiandoushicongnineidelaide。”