第3章 你哥单身吗

juqingbaodezhi,caishufenmunverrenjiushibeicaojiadabocaowudaoganchucaojiade。

yinci,huashanhecaixiangyaobianzhefazixinongcaowudao。

takanleyiyanshenhoudecaishufen,zhijiancaishufenyilianchengkendemoyang,xiwangzijichushouyizhicaolaoyezi。

“wogennimenshuo,zheicichushou,woshikanzaicaishufendemianzishang。”huashanhebaibaishou,bianjingzhidexiangzhecaolaoyezizouqu。

danghuashanhelicaolaoyezihaiyouyibuzhiyaodeshihou。

huran,huashanhedeyouyantongkongwanruchongxuebianhongzuoyiban,tasaoshileyiyanmianqiandecaolaoyezi,sihuzhaodaolebinggensuozaizhidi。

yizhayan,huashanhedeyouyantongkongbianzaicihuifuchenglezhengchangzhise。

huashanheshenchushou,shoufaqimiao,xianshiyicizaicaolaoyezishenshangdeqingmingxue,ermenxue,riyuexue,mingmenxue,chengshanxuegedianleyixia。suihou,huashanhecongshenshangquchuleyimeiheisedeyaowan,niechengfenmotumozailecaolaoyezidejianbangshangkou。

顿时。

caolaoyezidejianbangshangshangkoubianyizherouyankejiandesuduhuifuzhe。

ercaolaoyezizaicituchuleyikouheixue,zhengzhangliansezaituxuezhihoubiandehongrunqilai,yanjinghuanhuanzhangkai,shoujiaobutingdongyaozhe。

“caolaoyezishizhonglemanxingdu,luochaduohundu,yaoshiwomeiyoulai,zaiguosantiancaolaoyezibianhuidufashenwang。buguo,xianzaicaolaoyezishenshangdedusudabufenyijingbeiquchule。shihou,nimenzhunbeiyixiewanchonghuadefenmoheyinhuansheshedan,zhuchengyaoshuifuyongsantianbianke。”huashanhebaibaishou,danranshuodao。

慢性毒!

zhongrentingdaocihuahou,zhenjingbuyi!

zheishiyourenguyitoudu,xiangyaoqiaowushengxidigandiaocaolaoyezi!

caojiadabohecaojiaerboduishileyiyan,suihoukanxiangcaojiadeqitaderen,lianshangxianxianchuleyimohuaiyizhise。

这时。

caolaoyezihuanhuanzhangkailezuiba,kanzhemianqiandehuashanhe,ganjidishuo:“shenyi,duoxienichushouyizhilaofu。congxianzaikaishi,nijiushilaofuwodejiumingenren,xuyaoshenmejinguankaikou!”

“ai,nibuyaoxiewo,yaoxiewodehua,nijiuxiebeiganchucaojiajiamendecaishufen,shitamenpinqingwolaiyizhinide。”huashanheshenchushouzhixiangleshenhoudecaishufenmunverren。

caolaoyezishigejingmingderen,tatingdaocihuahou,zailianxiqicaojianeibudeshiqing,bianlijikanxianglecaojiadabo,taiqishouzhongzhongdipadazhelunyifushou,lenglenghedao:“caowudao,jiwogunguolai!”

“ba,nitingwoshuo,woqugantamenerrenshiyouyuanyinde.....”caowudaolijipaodaocaolaoyezidemianqian。

haiweidengdaocaowudaobahuashuowan,bianbeicaolaoyezichukoudaduan。

“wocaojiadezuguidangzhongyouyitiaoguiju,chulecaojiajiazhuzhiwai,renherendoubunenggouqugancaojiazidi,nihaodadedanzia,jingranliannisandidelaopohaizidouganchucaojia,nishihejuxin?”caolaoyeziborandanu,lengyannushizhecaowudao。

“ba,wo.....”caowudaozhizhiwuwuzhe,buzhiruhejieshi。

“lairen,batatuochuquzhangdasanshi,jinbiwuri!”caolaoyezibaibaishou,duizhesizhoudebaobiaofenfudao。

caowudaobeicaojiabaobiaodaizouzhiqian,taxianshiehenhendengleyiyanhuashanhe,suihouyoushidengleyiyancaishufenmunverren,yaoleyaoya,jiuhaoxiangshigaosuhuashanhedengren,zheijianshiqingmeiwan!

“caolaoyezimingchaqiuhao,zaixiapeifu。wohaiyouyixieqitashiqingxuyaochuli,jiuxiangaocile。”huashanhegongshouduixiangcaolaoyezi,suihoubianwanrushunyiyiban,xiaoshizaileyuandi。

caolaoyezibenlaishixiangyaoduojiawanliude。

zaicaolaoyezikanlai,huashenyiyishufeifan,yaoshinenggouranghuashenyiweicaojiaxiaoli,neigaiduohaoa!

keshi,huashenyiquexiaoshizailexianchang,bujianzongji,duici,caolaoyezibujintanleyikouqi。

不到片刻。

yijingtuoxiarenpimianjudehuashanhezaicijinrudaolecaojiadazhainei,binglaidaolezhongrenmianqian。

“caishufen,buhaoyisi,woduziyoudianejiuxianquchidiandongxile。”huashanhexiaozheshuodao。

“meishi,fanzhenghuashenyiyijingyizhihaolecaolaoyezi。”caishufendianlediantouxiaodao。

就在此时。

caobinwuzheduzizoulejinlai。

takandaocaolaoyeziyijingqingxingle,bujingandaojingya。

suihoutayoukandaohuashanhehecaishufenmunvzaimianqian,dunshiqibudayichu。

“yeye,niyidingyaoweiwobaochou,jiushita,gangcaizaitianqiaoxiadawo!”caobinzhanzailecaolaoyezideshenpang,shenchushouzhixianglemianqiandehuashanhe,yizhiqishizhe。

benlaicaobinshidasuanhuicaojiabanjiubingde,zaiquzhaohuashanhebaochou。

keshimeiyouxiangdao,huashanhejingranbuqingzilai。

zheiyezhenghao,shengdetaduoquyitang。

caojiashenweidonghuaishisandashijiazhiyi,caojiadazhaineigaoshoulinli,naxiamianqiandehuashanhezaicaobinkanlai,genbenjiushiqingeryiju。

caolaoyezikanleyiyancaobindeshangshi,bujintiaoletiaomeitou。

“lairen,batajiwonaxia!”caolaoyezishenchushouzhixianglehuashanhe。

siweicaojiadebaobiaolijizoulechulai,xiangzhehuashanhezouqu。

这时。

caishufenlijizhanzailehuashanhedemianqian,zhangkaileshoubei,langshenghandao:“caolaoyezi,nibukeyidongta。yinwei,tashihuashenyideqindi!”

“zhushou!”tingdaocihuahou,caolaoyezilijixialing。

caolaoyezilianshangyouxiejidong,kanzhemianqiandehuashanheheaixiaodao:“xiaoxiongdi,buhaoyisia,shilaofuwochongdongle。nishihuashenyideqindi,neinikeyouhuashenyidelianxifangshi。”

huashanhezuijiaoweiweishangyang。

tamingbai,caolaoyezixinzhongdadeshishenmeruyisuanpan,wufeijiushixiangyaozhaolanhuashenyi,yejiushizhaolanziji。

huran,huashanheyanqianyiliang,biandanranyaotoudao:“lianxifangshidaoshiyou,zhibuguoa,nanyibotongwogedeshouji。dabufendeshihou,shiwogelaizhudongzhaowo。”

“xiaoxiongdi,huashenyishilaofudejiumingenren,laofuwohaimeiyoulaidejiganxie,huashenyibianxiaoshile。laofuwoyouyigebuqingzhiqing,rihouruoshiyudaohuashenyi,yidingyaotongzhilaofu。”caolaoyezimiansechengkendishuo。

“xingba。”huashanhebaibaishou,satuodidianlediantou。

huashanheciciqianlaicaojiadazhai,jiushiweileyizhihaocaolaoyezi,congerrangcaishufenhecaokeeryougeanshenzhichu。zhiyouruci,huashanhecaihaojixucongshengmucaishufendekouzhong,wenchuyuanyinheshengfudexialuo。

jiuzaihuashanhedasuanlikaicaojiadeshihou。

就在此时。

sunjiadaxiaojiesunyiranzoushangqianlai。

taxianshishangxiadaliangleyifanhuashanhe,faxianhuashanhehehuashenyideqizhijieranbutong,bianquerenmianqiandehuashanhebingbushihuashenyi。

“huaxiansheng,woshisunjiadaxiaojiesunyiran,woyouyijianshiqingxiangyaowenni?”sunyiranzhanzailehuashanhedemianqian,gongjingdiwendao。

“shenmeshi?”huashanhedanranhuiying。

“nige,yejiushihuashenyi,tashidonghuaishiderenma?”

“shia!”huashanhedianlediantou。

“neinige,danshenma?”sunyiranhaixiuwendao。

“danshen。”huashanhetiaoletiaomeitou,buzhidaosunyiranweishenmeyaozheimewen。

tingdaocihuahou,sunyiranlianshangbiandegengjiaxiuhong。

“wosannianqianfaguoshi,fanshidonghuaishideren,nianjisanshiyixiadedanshennanren,bingqiezaiyishuyitubiwogengyoutianfu,wobianjiajita!wozunshouchengnuo!huaxiansheng,dangnizaiciyudaonigedeshihou,niyidingyaotongzhiwo。zheishiwodemingpian,qingnishouhao。”sunyiranchengkendishuowanhou,bianlijizhuanshenliqu。

huashanhetingdaosunyirandehuahou,xinzhongbujingedengleyixia。

zheitemedoushishenmechengnuoa!

huashanheyaoleyaotou,gandaoyisiwunai。

danghuashanheduziyirenzoudaocaojiadazhaimenwaishi。

这时。

tongmuyifudecaokeerzoushangqianlai。

tazhanzailehuashanhedemianqian,lanzhulehuashanhedequlu。

“enren,jintiandeshiqingduoxienile。”caokeerganjidishuo。

“niyaoshixiangyaoxiewodehua,jiuwenwennima,ershinianqianweishenmeyaobayidachuandiuqi,haiyou,yidachuandeqinshengfuqinxianzaizainali?”huashanhebaishouxiaodao。

“ng,huiquzhihouwojiuquwenwomuqin。enren,woxiangwenniyijianshiqing?”caokeerxianshidianlediantou,suihoutaiqitouduizhehuashanhewendao。

“shenmeshiqing,danshuowufang?”huashanhediantouhuiying。

“nige,danshenma?”caokeershuodaocihuadeshihou,lianjiadunshiyipianhaixiuzhise。

tingdaocihua,huashanhebujintiaoletiaomeitou,xinzhongzaicigedengleyixia。

不会吧!

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