第4章 兄弟,你肥皂掉了

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“bataguanzai002haolaofang,jitadianerkutou。”

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“xinlaide,fanleshenmeshijinlaide。”daobananjiqinmozhalezhayan。

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youqi,tamenhaishijunjiezhiren,shenfenbingbujiandan。

所以,暂且先忍住。

“jiuleren,jieguobeizhuale。”qinmowunaihuidao。

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丢在了秦墨面前!

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我捡你妹啊我捡!

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这尼玛也太恐怖了!

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bageren,buhuaihaoyijiangqinmobizaiqiangjiao。

“滚!”

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houlai,tiandaobajiuzuolelao。

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相遇也算一场缘分。

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