suanle，dalaodexinsihaishibiecaihaole，yejiu10geshengmingzhi，haibugoutashengjiciqide。
xianzaihaishilaolaoshishixiangouzhe，zuiqimabunengretashengqi！
jiangchazhoulezhoumei，xiankaibeizi，dasuanxishuyixiaxialouquchizaocan。
gangzoujinyushi，jiangchachadianmeibeiduimianjingziliderenheyitiao——
anhuangfaheidepifu、jiangjin150jindeshencai，wuguandankandoushijingzhipiaoliangde，danzuhezaiyiqipianpianjirenyizhongpumianerlaideyanfangan。
gengkepadeshimingmingyouheiyoupang，yuanzhushenshanghaichuanzhexianheidehongqunzi，toufayeshikuhuangfahei，zuishanggengshituzhesiwangbabifen……
qianshishenweiyulequanyanzhitianhuabandejiangcha：“…………”
“xitong，nijiwochulai。”jiangchadingzhejingziliderenkaikou。
dianziyindidijisheng，“suzhu，zaini，zenmele？”
“woweishenmezhangzheigeyangzi？”
tamingmingjideyuanshulimiaoxiedenvpeishifeichangpiaoliangde，shenzhibinvzhuhaiyaohaokan，ruguoshuonvzhushiqingchunxiaobaihuaneikuande，neiyuanzhujueduishidiaodajibiedeyanguangsishedameiren，danxianzai……？
“shizheiyangde，”xitongyebuzheji，manyouyoudao，“yinweishuzhongnvzhuzhongshenghouyoulewanrenmijinshouzhi，jinshouzhiyouyigegongnengjiushikeyiduoqubierendemeimaoheqiyun，erninjiushitaduoqudeduixiang。”
姜茶：“……”
“neiwohainengduohuilaima？”jiangchakanzhejingzilichoudechuqideren，ruguoyaoyizhidingzhezheizhanglianzheibiyaoletademinghairangtananshou。
“bukeyie。”xitongyijiuhendanding。
jiangcha：“？nizaishuoyibian？”
系统：“……”
“shizheiyangda，suzhu，ninhongfengchijingaoxingkeyidedaoshengmingzhi，tongyangde，hongtagaoxingyekeyihuifumeimaozhiheqiyunzhide。”
jiangchayanqianyiliang，shunjianhaole，“neinibuzaoshuo！”
“wu，ninyemei……”huahaimeishuowanxitongjiubeijiangchaqiangzhixiaxian。
jiangchaxunsuxishuhuanyifuzhunbeixialou。
yuanbentahaijuedefengchijinnanadoutaoyan，jiushiyigetaoyandefengpi，kexianzai，tanalihaitaoyana！
fenmingjiushigexingzoudehuopusaa！
只要哄他开心了——
生命值√
美貌值√
气运值√——
diaozhenghaoxintai，jiangchahuanlejianliangdubijiaodideqianlansezhenzhiqun，zhongxintushangdoushasekouhong，youjiangkuhuangdetoufajiandandalileyixiacaixialou。
gangzoudaoketingjiukanjiancanzhuoshangzuozhedenanren，yinweicezhedeshiyoubanzhanglian，congjiangchadejiaodukanguoqu，nanrenjianzhiyingjundaolingrenfazhi。
jiandandeheisesizhichenshanbeitachuanchuyigujinguigaolengdeqizhi，wuguanjingzhi，biliangzhaizhi，heimoushensui，xiaexianliuchanglingli，ruoshi……
huranjian“pada……”yisheng，youshenmedongxizasuizaidishang。
xiayikeyuanbenzhanzaiyipangbaifangcanpandeyongrenlikeputongyishengguidaozaidishang，
“er……erye……duibuqi！duibuqi！”nvrenguizaidishangyigejingdedaoqian，hunshendouzhibuzhudefadou，“wo……wobushiyouyipengninde！duibuqiduibuqi！”
——tagangcaifangcanpandeshihoubuxiaoxinpengdaolefengchijindeshouzhi。
fengjiarenrendouzhidao，fengchijinzicongchehuozhihoujiuxinuwuchang，gengjiabuxihuanpangrendechupeng，zhiyaopengletashoujiubiexiangyaole。
fengchijinshenselengdan，lianshangkanbuchurenhebiaoqing，danjiangchazhanzailoutikouyijingkanjiantatoudingfanudexiaohuangrenle。
“爸爸，”
huranjianyidaozhinendeshengyindapojiangju，yigebaozhewanjuwawadepiaoliangxiaonvhaibuzhidaocongshenmedifangpaolechulai，xiangshiganggangqichuang，shenshangqunzipengpengde，toufayemeizha，jigenjuanmaoqiaoqilailuanfei，keaijile。
“baba，buyaofata。”xiaonvhaisanliangxiapashangyizi，yishuangyanjingwuliuliude，luanpengpengdetoufashitianshengziranjuan，xiabanzhangliangenfengchijinjihushiyigemozikechulaide，wuguanjingzhipiaoliangbitahuailibaodeyangwawahailiangyan。
——zheiyinggaijiushifengchijingentaqianqishengdeshuangbaotaixiaoemolidejiejiele。
shuzhongduishuangbaotaidekehuabuduo，jiejiefengtangtangxinggejiaozongbieniu，zhangdayihouyinweidingjimeimaochengledamingxing，danyinweigennvzhudenverqiangnanrenshibai，zuihoushenbaimingliebeisongjinjianyu。
erdidifengyi，zhishangqigao，danshiyinweihenxiaodeshihoujiuhuanshanglezibizheng，zaifengchijinzishayihoubujiujiushizuzhuihuerwang。
fengtangtangbaozheyangwawapashangyizi，wuliuliudedayanjingkanzhefengchijin，xianggexiaodarenside，yibanyiyanrenzhendao，“xiaoyixihuanluyi，ruguoninkanletadeshou，yihoujiumeiyourenzhaoguxiaoyile。”
suiranzhiyousisuibudao，danshixiaoxiaonianjiquezaoyijingxiangdarenyiyangdongshi。
tashuowan，jiangchakanjianfengchijintoudingdefanuxiaorenbujianle。
“shide，erye，wo……wohaiyaozhaoguxiaoshaoye……”dishangdezhanglulikelianshengdao。
fengchijinminzhechun，meizaishuoshenme，tailetaishou，shiyitalikai。
zhanglusongleyikouqi，congdishangpaqilai。
jiangchajianzheibianqingkuangjiejueyeconghoumianzouleguolai，zhenghaopengjianduanzhecanpandeyongren。
lianggerenmuguangduishang，jiangchazheicaifaxian，zheigeyongrenjuranhuazhenongzhuang，zuishangdekouhongtudejianzhixiangyaochiren，yanxianyehenbudegoushangtian。
姜茶：“……”
ruguobushizhidaofengchijinshigexiazi，tadouyiweizheigeyongrenshixianggouyinfengchijinle。
kanjianjiangcha，zhanglubanfenmeiyouxiarendezijue，qingmiedekanleyanjiangcha，tingzhiyao，chechuyimobuxiedexiaoyizhijiecashenerguo。
姜茶：“？”
jiangchalengleyixia，gaoshenme，yigeyongrenyezheimezhuai，yuanzhuzaizheigejiadaodishenmediweia？
suanle，taguolaiyebushisibide，huomingyaojin！
jiangchawangcanzhuoneibianguoqu，zhuoshangmianzhibaileliangfuwankuai——fengyiyouzibizheng，suoyiyizhidouzaifangjian，youzhangluqusongchide，yuanzhuyiqianxianqifengchijinyezhizaizijifangjianchifan。
jiangchalenglexia，suihouzhudonglakaifengchijinpangbiandeyizi。
canzhuoshangdetiandianmeirendong，jiangchanaqiyikuaidangaoyaoleyikou，likezhouqimeimao。
太腻了！
meiyoutazuodeyibanhaochi！
怪不得都没人吃。
taminminzui，tudiaodangao，yitaiyancaikanjianduimianyishuangwuliuliudeyanjingzhengwangzhezijixingzailehuodetouxiao，faxianbeikanjianle，xiaoyatoulikeyikaimuguang，ditouchuozhewanlidehebaodan。
“tangtangzaoshanghaoya，”jiangchaxiaolexia，naqizhuoshangdebeizi，daoleyibeiniunai，xiaomimidezhudongdijiduimiandefengtangtang。
fengchijinxinuwuchangbunengsuibianhong，danxiaoyatouzonghaoyidianba？