第2章 小和尚也有红颜知己(2383字)

yitingdaoyehuangdehua,punianyuanqudejiaobudunshijiutingxiale,zhijiantamanlianjianzhadexiaorong,pidianpidiandepaolehuilai,shuodao:“wotingdaole,wotingdaole!buwangfeiwoyangnijiaonishiqiniana,wodehaotudihahaha。”

yehuangbailepunianyiyan,tajiuzhidaoshishifuzheigetaolu。genzheshifushiqinianle,shifuyijue**tajiuzhidaoshifuyaofangshenmepi,gangcaineichuncuishipuniandadekuqingpai,meiciyoushenmeshiqingshipunianjiaodaiertabuyuanyizuode,punianjiulaizheizhao,kepianpiantajiushiduifubulaizheiyizhao,shiqinianlaitadoubuzhizhongzhaoleduoshaoci。

“chouxiaozi,zanmenkedoushichujiaren,chujiarenbudakuangyu,bineishenmejunziyiyanhaiyaoyanke,shuohaolexiashanbuzhunfanhui。”

“amitagetuofo,nishichujiarenwokebushi,wohaimeitidu!gengbieshuoshenmechujiarenbudakuangyu,shangcibangnixi**nijiushuozheishizuihouyici,zaiyebuqiangpowozuobuyuanyizuodeshi。”

“xi**nenghezheishixiangtibinglunma?wozheikeshiweilenihao。wuxueqijing,nishisuirumingjing,shiersuidenganjing,shisisuidahuajing。kexianrujinsannianguoqu,quechichibujianlingwudaobaodanjingdemenjian……”

yehuangpielepiezui,buyiweiyidedaduandao:“wokeshizhidaode,shifunisishisuicaijinrudebaodanjing。”

punianlaolianyihong,bianjiedao:“bushiwozikua,nishifuwohaoshuoyeshishaolinsibainianyiyu……biebaiyan,zhishaozainizhiqianwoshibainianyiyudetiancai。woershisuihuajing,neinizhidaoweishashifuwosishisuicairudebaodanjingdema?”

zheidaoyinqileyehuangdehaoqixin,tawaitoukanzhebizijigaobangetoudeshifu,wendao:“weishaa?”

“fomenwuxuejiangjiudeshiliugenqingjing,chaotuohongchen。erhongchensushi,ruobujinglihelaichaotuo?nishifuwozaishanzhongkuxiushiwunianbudecunguo,zhongyumingwuzheigedaoli,sanshiwusuixiashanlilian,zhongyuzaihongchenzhonglingwu,tupodaolebaodanjing。”

haoxiang……yeshizheimegedaoli。yehuangcuzheyishuangxiuqidemeitou,kaishimingsikuxiangqilai。

kantudibeizijiyitonghuayanqiaoyu……budui!zhenlishanyanshuofupunianxinmanyizudedianlediantoushuodao:“zouzouzou,xianhuisili,yebushirangnimashangjiuxiashan,zheibuhaishiyoujitianshijianma。”

punianxiaodegengehuliside,tuozhexinbuzaiyandeyehuangwangshanshangzouqu。

……

ruye,shanfengqingliang,shaolinsineiyongjingzhishengciqibifu。

chaowanjingshudeyehuangtantoutannaodecongshanfangzhongzouchu,nieshouniejiaohaosizuozeiyiban。

haimeizoudaoyuanzimenkou,jiutingdaozhanglangchuchuanlaihesheng:“yehuang!nixiaozitoutoumomode,youxiangquniguanzhaoneixiaoniguni?”

shuohuadeshigeshencaiweian,yilianzhengseshenqingsumuchuanzhejiashadedaheshang。

yehuangxiaoxixidehuitou,shuodao:“kushandashixiong,nikanmingtianwojiudexiashanle,woheqiaoqiaocongxiaoyiqizhangdazongdequdaogebieba。”

pingriliyisibugou,yanjinglirongbudebandianguijujiyuedekushanshixiong,cikequebailebaishou,shuodao:“qubaquba,biebeilaoniguzhuazhujiuxingle。”

“得咧!”

dedaoshixiongdetongyi,chuanzhesusedesengpaodeyehuangzaiyuesezhixiakuangbenchuleyuanzi,tajunyideliandanshangshenqingjinzhang,zhidaopaochuleshaolinsihaojiliyuanzheicaisongleyikouqi,jianghuailidouzheyizhibuzhiconghechunonglaideshaojinalechulai。

“haihaokushanshixiongmeifaxian……”

xiuleyixianeilingrentaozuidefangxiang,yanleyikoukoushui,wanglingyizuoshanfengdedenghuochuzouqu。

tayaoqudedifangjiaoyanyuean,naishisongshanshangdeyizuoniguan,zheizuoniguandeguimohenda,limiandenigurenshubushao,keyishuoshishaoyoudedaniguan。buguoquemeiyouduoshaorenzhidaozheigeniguandecunzai,yinweitongzaisongshandeyuangu,beishaolinsidecunzaierbeiyangaizhulemingsheng,jiuxiangshirenjiezhizhumulangmafengshishijiediyifeng,quebuzhidiergaodeshishenmeshan。

laidaoyanyueanhouyuandeshulinli,yehuangpashangleyikewaibozilaoshu,zuozaineirutongkaoyisideshuzhishang,xuezhegangchushengdemaozaiziwanghouyuanniguanlidezhufangchujiaohuanlejisheng。

“喵喵喵!”

denghoulepianke,houyuandemendakai,yigeshenchuansusezhangshan,pisanzhesanqianqingsidenvhaiqiaorandezouchuleyuanzi,nvhaikannianjiyaobiyehuangdashangyiliangsui,posudezhangshanrenranbunengzheyanqigaotiaoyouzhideshencai,yizhangliandanchuluodemeiyandongren,pifuzaiyueguangdezhaoyaoxiasanfazheguangmang,rensheiyexiangbudaozaizheishenshanlaolinguchalaosizhizhong,jingyourucijuesejiarenba。

kandaotangzuozaishuzhishangdeyehuanghou,nvhaimingmeiyixiao。

yehuanglianmanghuishoudazhaohu,“qiaoqiao,qiaoqiao!zheilizheili!kuaidianguolai,biebeinishifufaxianle。”

qiaoqiaowanghuikanleyiyan,yuanziliqiaowuyiren,tabujibumandezoudaoyehuangshenbian,kantachishaojinongdemanshouyouni,lianshangdouzhanzhebushao,takuxiaobudedeshuodao:“qiaonichide,youzheimeema?”

“dangranea,wohaizaizhangshenzini,guangchimantoubaicaizenmexingni,niyaobuyaochiyidiana?”

qiaoqiaobailebaishou,shenshoutiyehuangcalecazuibiandeyouzi,“bupabeinishifufaxianma?”

“bieshuowoshifule,wobeitakengcanle。”yitiqishifu,yehuangjiuyiduzideyuanqi,tadiuxiakendeganganjingjingdejigutou,baoyuandao:“qiaoqiaonizhidaoma,jintianwoshifujuranyongqianyerulaizhanglaiduifuwo!amitagetuofo,neikeshiqishierjuejizhongweilishuyishuerdezhangfa,tanalaiduiwoyong!yekuiwocongxiaozaitadelongzhuashouheihutaoxindexuntaoxiahuoguolaide,buranwokemeimingzhanzaizheilihenishuohuale。”

tingzhetadebaoyuan,qiaoqiaopuciyixiao,mingmouhaochidongrendexiaorongrangtianshangmingyueyeweizhishise,yehuangkanzhebuyoudeshenqingyileng,hanxiaodeshuodao:“qiaoqiao,nikezhenhaokan。”

“xiashuoshenmeni。”qiaoqiaochenxiaodao。

“shizhende,chujiarenbudawangyude,wohaoshuoyeshibangeheshangma,buhuipianrende。”

“wokemeijianguoyinweihaipadianxiangbaerbutidudeheshang。”

“neijiusuanwobushiheshangyebuhuipianni,nijiushihaokanma。ruguokeyidehua,wojiushidaizaishanshangyibeizikanzheniyehaoya。”

“haolehaole,nigehuayanqiaoyudexiaoguangtou,shuobajintianlaizhaowoyoushenmeshiqing。”qiaoqiaomozheyehuangtoudingzhangchulaimaocicidetoufa,shuodao:“shibushiyouyaowobangnititoufale?”

yehuangshenqingyian,shuodao:“bushide,yihouwodoubuyongtitoufale。qishiwojintianshilaixiangnidaobiede,woyaoxiashanle,shifushuoxiashanzhihoujiubuyongtiguangtoule。”

qiaoqiaoneijingzhiwanmeidelianshangfuxianyisichayi,jiulianshuohuadeshengyindoubianlexiexu,“shizheiyanga。”

“fangxinbaqiaoqiao,woxiashanshiweilelilianhongchen,chaotuohongchen,dengwotupodaobaodanjingzhihouwojiuhuihuilaide,daoshihouwohaizhaonibangwotitoufa。”

qiaoqiaoruoyousuosidedizhetou,qingshengninandao:“zhipadaoshihou,yijingwushirenfei。”

“啊,你说什么?”

“meishenme,zhuniyilushunfeng。”

yehuanghahadaxiao:“haha,youleqiaoqiaodezhufu,wozheiyilukendingshunfengshunshui,zaoquzaoguila!”

sheizhizheidaxiaojingraodaoleyanyueanlidenigu,dahedao:“herenzaicixuanxiao!”

“buhao!qiaoqiao,woxianchele,zaijianla!”

“再见……”

yehuangsayazikuangbenerqu,liuxiayanyueandaifaxiuxingdeniguqiaoqiaozaiyuandiningwangliangjiu。