xiangqilezaoshangzijihejiaojingwandeyouxi，zhouxuebingyouxiekuxiaobude，kuxiaozheyaotou。
xinghaodeshijiaojingerdaduijulizhichengdashabingbuyuan，zouguoquyejiujifenzhongdeshijian，zhouxuebinghaishidasuanxianqukankanqingkuang，quhuizijidezhanchezaishuo。
duanduanjifenzhongdelucheng，zhouxuebingzoudeshihouyizhizaiqidaoqianwanbuyaorangzijipengdaozaoshangyudaodeneigelameijinghua，fouzekendingshimeiwanmeiledexiaoxie，budanchequbuhuilai，shuobudinghaiyaofakuan。youneigefakuan，tadoukeyizaimaiyiliangpomotuole。
“buhuizheimeqiaoba？”dangzhouxuebingtarulejiaojingerdaduidebangonglou，liansuijikulexialai，yingruyanliandekebujiushineigenvjiaojingme？
zhangdezheimepiaoliang，zaijiaojingduiwulitaihaorenle，gendibiaoside。
zhouxuebingrenchulepanshuanger，panshuangeryouzenmekenengrenbuchuzhouxuebing？
yinweizhouxuebingdechuanzheyetongyangfeichang“chuleibacui”、helijiqunle。zaijiashangzaoshangdeneiyimu，jiusuanshihuachenghui，panshuangeryenengjidezhouxuebing。
zhouxuebingzoushangqianqu，lvexiangangadecuolecuoshou，xiaomimidao：“jingguan，wodechebeinimenjiaojingduituozoule，neige……wogaishangnaquche？”
panshuangerbailezhouxuebingyiyan，jiushizheijiahuodaqingzaorangzijichibie，pohuailezijiyitiandehaoxinqing，jintianrangtahaokan！
“yo，wohaiyiweisheini？yuanlaishinia！zenme？daqingzaodeneiguweifengzenmebujianle？nixianzaikebujinjinshiweixianjiashizuile，haifanlezhaoshitaoyia。”
zhouxuebingpixiaoroubuxiao，juedeyanqianzheiniuhezijibazifanchong。
“jiashizhenghexingshizhengdaileme？”panshuangerganjiaojingzheixingyijingliangsannianzhijiule，chisilezheiyangdeheimotuokendingmeizheng。
“shenfenzhengchengme？”shiyizhici，zhouxuebingyijingbudasuanjiangneiliangpomotuojiquhuilaile，jiashizhengzijidaoshiyou，danshixingshizheng？
那不开玩笑么？
jirancheyebudasuanyaole，zhouxuebingnahaizhiyushouzheigeqi？
zhiyaobushishazidounengtingdechuzhouxuebinghualidediaokanweidao，panshuangermeixiangdaozheixiaozisidaolintouhaiganzuiying。“peng”deyishengjiangbeizishuaizaizhuozishang，shuangshouyichayao，xiumuyuanzheng，bawanglongyibanhoudao：“nijiashenfenzhengnengdangjiashizhengxingshizhengyong？”
zhouxuebingdandanyixiao，wanquanbubapanshuangerdebaonumoyangfangzaiyanli，mianbugaisedecongkuchakoudailitaochuyizhiyan，mantuntundianshang，molemengxileyikouzaihuanhuantuchu。yinyundeyanwuzhengtengsankai，peihezhouxuebingmiqideshuangyan，bieyouyifanmeili。
“tongzhi，youmeiyourengaosuni，nidenaodaiquebuzenmelingguang？”
“si！”dunshiyigugudaoxiliangqishengzaibudadebangongshiliqingxikejian。
zaozaipanshuangershuaibeizideshihou，bangongdatinglidesuoyoujiaojingdouyijingtingxialeshouzhongdehuoer，jiangzhuyilijizhongdaolezhouxuebingshenshang。
shenweijingduiyizhihua，aimupanshuangerderenziranbuzaishaoshu，danshicongmeiyouyigerenganbiaobai。
这是为啥？
yinweidanfanganxiangpanshuangerbiaobaiderenmeiyigehaoxiachang！
suoyoujiaojingdouxingzailehuodekanzhezhouxuebing，zhunbeimudutadeqicanxiachang。
“zheixiaozizhenshibupasi，resheibuhao，juranganrepandui？jingduibawanglongdewaihaobushibaijiaode！”
“haha，haojiumeijianpanduibaodabierenle？”
yuanchu，youlianggejiaojingheiheiqiexiao，jiaotoujieer。
xinlaidejiaojingyouxiebuxiangxindedao：“buhuiba，zheikeshizaizanjiaojingduia。”
tahuagangchukou，bianredelianggelaojiaojingfenfencemu，yongmiaoshideyanshenbailetayiyan，“duizanmenpanduilaishuo，zhiyaoshixiangzouren，conglaibuhuikanchanghe。”
guobuqiran，yanxiadepanshuangerdequeshiyijingdaolebaonubianyuan，henbudeshangqujiujizhouxuebingyigefenjincuogushou！
tafashi，zhiyaozhouxuebingzailuanshuonapayigezi，zijijiusuanshizheifengongzuodiudiaobuyao，yeyaojiangzheigejiahuobaodayidun。
dangzaichangdesuoyourendouyiweizhouxuebingbuganzailuanshuoshenmedeshihou，nazhidaotayouzaiciyuchujingren。
tayilianwunaideyaotouhuangnao，zhuangchuyifuwanxiyang，“guoranjiwoshuozhongle，naozibuhaojiushibuxing。”
啪！
jiuzaizhouxuebinghuayinganggangluoxiadeshihou，panshuangerzaiyezhibuzhuxinzhongdenuhuo，yijilinglidebiantuichaozhezhouxuebingdenaodaijiuhongleguoqu，zheiyixiayaoshidashile，pashixiabeizijiuyaozaiyiyuanguorizile。