第2章 你摸摸,它还跳不跳?

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【zhengzaichongdianzhong……shengyudianliang:56%!】

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【ding!jiancedaosuzhuyouhuifanxianshishijiedeyiyuan,shifouhuifan】

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【zhengzaizhongqi,qingshaohou……】

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火葬场?!!

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【重启成功】

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“你你你你……”

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还是医生成熟稳重。

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“xiaohuozi……ni……nimeisi?”

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“nimomo,tahaitiaobutiao?”

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徐凯:……

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