diwuzhangchuchangjiucansidangchang！
budengtashuowan，wusongyibaqiazhutadezui，jiaoxundao：“cubi，woyijiedushuren，zenmehuishuochuzheizhonghuani，wochicaijiuxing，chiwancaiganjinshangshan！”
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nitamadehelejiajiuba？！
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“neishenme，xiaozhangzi，nimenxianzhaozhe，zhaodaolehanwoyisheng，wozheibianxiuxiyixia。”
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yinweitianhei，ganggangwusongguolaideshihou，bingmeiyoufaxianshanaohoumianhaiyouyigeqiheidedadong，zheihuierjiezhuzheyueguang，qingchudikanjianyitoudiaojingbaiedachongcongshandonglihuanhuanzouchulai。
zheijingyanggangrucida，zijisuibianzhaogetoulandedifang，jiuteniangdepianpianpengshangzheichushengle？
这尼玛找谁说理去！
“吼！”
turan，mianqiandedachongdihouyisheng，sihoushengzhenderenermoshengtong，zhengzuoshanfengsihudouzaizhandou。
wusongdunshijingxingqilai，takeshiqingchudijizhe，zheidiaojingbaiedachongkebuhaoduifu，yuanzhuzhongwusongyeshifeilejiuniuerhuzhilicaijiangqidasi，yigebuhaokenengxiaomingdouyaojiaodaizaizheilide。
砰砰！
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呲溜！
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