yanjianbaomachemashangjiuyaozhuangguolai，linfengmuguangyining，yuanbenxiangqianpaodongdeshentijiaranerzhi，ceshenchaoanquandedifangduoleguoqu。
“嘎吱！”
jiangyuroumengcaichache，baomachetaizaidishangtuochujitiaozhangzhangdechezheyin。
“会不会开车啊？”
linfengpailepaishenshangdehuichen，dunangleyiju。
zheijuhuaranggangxiachezhunbeichakanqingkuangdejiangyuroudunshixinshengbuman，cuzhedaimeilengyandao：“xianzaidaochudouyoushexiangtou，niganpengciwoxianzaijiubaojing。”
“谁碰瓷了？”
linfengbuyuedizhouzhoumei：“mingmingshinichadianzhuangdaowo，yijudaoqianmeiyoujiusuanle，haizheimeheng。”
“jianzhibiwomencundongtoudeliernianghaibujiangdaoli。”
tashangxiadalianglejiangyuroujiyan，piepiezui，mingmingzhangdezheimepiaoliang，biqijiangyingxueyebuhuangduorang，kexijiushixinggetaichale。
ruguozheiyangdenvrenshitadeweihunqi，neiyihoukongpadebatachousi。
jiangyuroudaimeijinzhou，liansebutaihaokan。
cikezaitayanli，linfengduitashangxiadaliangdeyanshen，yujiebiandipiliumangwuyi。
juranhainatahecunlidelierniangxiangbi……
简直太过分了！
jiangyurounanyixiangxiang，ruguojialijitaanpaihunyuedenanren，yeshizheiyangeliedehua，neigaiduomekepa！
tayaoleyaotou，zhuanshenhuidaochenei，lashanganquandaijiuzhunbeilikai。
“站住。”
linfengyanzhuyizhuan，zoudaochemenpang：“zhuangdaorenbudaoqianjiusuanle，woxianzaiyoujishiyaoqugedifang，nishaowoyichengzongxingba？”
ruguodageshunfengche，zuiqimahaikeyishengjikuaiqianchefeini。
linfengxinzhongmeizizide，shenshoujiulalexiachebashou。
“啪嗒。”
chebashoudanlehuiqu，chemenquewensibudong。
jiangyurouduilinfengyijingwanquanshiqulenaixin，meiyoubanfenhaogan，zhijiesuozhulechemen，yijiaoyoumenyangzhangerqu。
tahaiyaoganzhequshidaijiudian，jianneigeyuzijiyouhunyuedenanren，nayougongfuzaizheiliheyigedipihaoxiaqu？
kanzhebaomachejingzhilikai，linfengzhilenglengjiangzaiyuandi，shoushanghaibaochizhelamenbashoudezishi。
“呸！”
haobanshanglinfengcaizhongzhongcuileyikou：“henxindenvren，sheiyaoqunijianzhidaolebabeizixuemei！”
mawanzhihou，linfengzhinengzailubianlanleliangchuzuche，rentongchishikuaiqianjuzi，zaicilaidaoshidaijiudian。
zouzaijiudianzoulangshang，linfengdishengniantaozhe：“kalituranduochujibaiyidezichan，jiangchengzuidadeshangshigongsiyoushiwode，zenmexiangzuomengyiyangni？”
tataishouqialezijiyixia，dunshichitong，youmomotanxidao：“kexiweihunqibujinrurenyi，danfanbuneimexianlao，napashiganggangneigepofu，woyedoumianqiangrenle。”
xiangdaoganggangzaibangongshili，kandao“lierniang”deneiyimu，linfengbuyoudedalegehanzhan。
“deganjinzhaodaohunshu，jinkuaiqubahunyuetuile！”
linfengjiandingjuexindetongshi，yeyijingzoudaoyichufangmenqian。
zheilizhengshizhiqianyujiangyingxuepengmiandefangjian，youyujiudianzaiweixiuqiangbi，suoyimenbingmeiyouwanquansuoshang。
linfengzhengyaotuimen，turandianhuaxiangle。
“wei，linfeng，nizaina？”
dianhualichuanlaijiangyingxuedeshengyin，yuqilvexianjiaoji，haidaizhechuanxisheng。
linfengxiangdaozijiganggangbudazhaohujiupaole，queshiyouxiebutailimao，bianqingqingsangzishanxiaozhedadao：“baoqianha，ganggangturanxiangdaoyoudianjishi，linshihuishidaijiudiannadongxile，xiaci……”
huahaimeishuowan，jiangyingxueturanjiudaduandao：“niqushidaijiudianle！”
“shia，youshenmewentima？”
linfengyihuodinaonaotou，bujiushiliuleyicieryi，zhiyuzheimedafanyingma？
“nixianbieqingjuwangdong，qianwanbuyaohuizhiqiandefangjian，womashangguolai！”
jiangyingxuediuxiayijuhua，bianjicongcongguaduandianhua。
tingzhedianhualichuanlaidemangyin，linfenggengshimomingqimiao。
到底怎么了？
nanbuchengfangjianliyoushenmejianbuderendedongxi？
yueshizheiyang，linfengxinlijiuyueshihaoqi。
zhengdangtashenshouyaotuimenshi，fangmenturanzhiyayishengdakaile。
menneitanchuyizhanglian，wuguanjuemei，zhayikanranglinfengxinzhongyizhenhuanghu。
dandingshenzhihou，chedikanqingduifangdexiangmaozhihou，liangrenqiqijinghuchusheng。
“是你！”
“你怎么在这里！”
linfengdengyankanzhemenfenglideneizhanglian。
zheibushiganggangkaibaomache，chadianzhuangdaotadepofuma！
linfengyileng，lijihoutuiliangbu，kanleyanfangjianmenpai：“meizoucuoa。”
tanaonaotou，lenglengdikanzhejiangyurou。
zheipofudangshihuojihuoliaodikaichelikai，jiushilaizheili？
tazenmehuichuxianzaizheigefangjian？
难道说……
meidenglinfengxixiang，jiangyuroujiulengzheliankaikou：“nipengciyejiusuanle，juranhaigenzongwo？”
linfengdengshijiubuleyile：“sheigenzongnile，wolaizheilizhaodongxi。”
shuozhe，linfengjiujiangmentuikai，bugujiangyuroudezulan，zhijiechongjinfangjian。
“你！”
jiangyuroucongweijianguorucihouyan**deren，juranhaowugujidichongjinnvhaizifangjian，jianzhitaifangsile！
linfengquebuguanneimeduo，sanliangbuzoujinzhiqianhuanyifudecesuo，guoranzaiyupaodejiafengzhongzhaodaoleyiluodehunshu。
“呼，还好还好。”
linfengpaipaixiongkou，lianmangbahunshuchuaijinkoudai，zheishiyizhishouturanzhuazhutadejianbang。
jiangyurouzhuaizhelinfeng，yuqibinglengdao：“nitoushenmedongxile，gankuainachulai！”
“谁偷东西了？”
linfengdunjuemomingqimiao：“wozhishinahuizijidedongxieryi。”
“胡说八道！”
jiangyurounuchiyisheng：“zheibushinidefangjian，zenmekenenghuiyounidedongxi。”
“nikendingshitoudongxile，pengciyejiusuanle，shoujiaohaizheimebuganjing，woxianzaijiusongniquxunbusi！”
jiangyuroubuyoufenshuojiuzhuaizhelinfengchaomenwaizou。
“dajie，wozhenmeitoudongxi……”
linfengjieshibuqing，yishibanhuiyoubuhaoduijiangyuroudongshou，zhinengrenyouduifangzhuaizhezijizouchufangjian。
chaonaodedongjingyixiaziyinlaibushaoweiguanderen，duizhelinfengzhizhidiandian。
“chuanderenmogouyang，juranshigezei，pei！”
“zheizhongshehuilaji，jiugaizailaoliguanyibeizi。”
“……”
zhouweirenyuejuyueduo，fenfenduijiangyurouzhengyidexingweipaishoujiaohao，youduilinfengchizhiyibi。
jiangyurouqinghengyisheng，yibianzhuaizhelinfengyibianshuodao：“zheimeduorenkanzhe，biexiangpaole，wojintianjiuyaoweiminchuhai！”
“借过借过……”
turanyigeshengaoyimibajidezhuanghancongrenqunzhongjichulai，jingzhichaozhejiangyurouzheibianzoulai。
neizhuanghandaizheheiseyashemao，kanbuqingmianrong，yezhefengyi，yizhishoujiazaiyifuli，jiaobucongmang。
jiangyurouhaizaishuozhejinggaodehua，kelinfengqueyidianyemeitingjinqu，tacishizhijuedeyouxiebuduijing。
linfenggangyaokaikou，neizhuanghanyijinglaidaojiangyuroushenqian。
“去死吧！”
turan，yidaohanmangshanguo！
zhuanghanshoulizuanzheyibabishou，ehenhenchaojiangyurouxiongkoucilai！