nanrendaizheyashemao,kouzhaohemojingbazhengzhangliandoujimengzhu,wanquankanbuqingxiangmao。
nvshengyongyanshenjinggaozhemianqiandenanren,kenanrenquehaoxiangmeikanjianyiyang,gengjiasiwujidandishenchushouqu。
“qingnifangzunzhongdian!”nvshengyibajiangnanrendeshoudadaoyibian,yuqitigaolejifen,xiangliangdeshengyinlikeyinqilequancherendezhuyi。
“aiyameinv,moniyixiayoubuhuidiaokuairou,zhiyuma?”nanrenzhongyukaikoushuohua,shengyinwengshengwengqi,xiangshiguolusheng。
nvshenghenhenwanlehenhenwanletayiyan,zhuanshenjiuyaowangchexiangdelingyibianzouqu。
“aiaiai,meinvbiezou,peiwowanwan。”nanrenjiannvshengyaozou,zhijieshangqianyibu,banvshengbaozhu。
“fangkaiwo!niganshenme!”nvshengpinmingzhengzha,dannanrenjiuxianggoupigaoyaoyiyang,sisibaozhenvshengbufang。
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jianshennanshangqianbananrenanzhu,chaoqitachengkehandao:
“快去喊乘警!”
keqiguaideshi,beiyazaidishangdenanren,cikequehahadaxiaoqilai。
takanxiangyipangzaoyihehuaidenvsheng,heiheixiaodao:
“meinv,kannishencaizheimehao,zhaoguojigenanpengyoua?”
“ninanpengyouhuoerhaobuhao?”
“wobininanpengyoulihaiduole,zanliangyaobuyaoshishi?”
jiannanrenshuohuayuelaiyueguofen,chexiangliqitachengkedenuhuoyebeidianleqilai:
“真没教养!”
“nalilaideweisuonan!”
“jingchani?kuaidianbatazhuaqilai!”
......
keshi,chengkemenyueshijidong,nanrenjiuyueshifangsi,chaonvshengshuodehuayeyujiaxialiu。
meiyihuier,chengjingconglingyigechexiangpaoleguolai。
jianshennanchaochengjingshuomingleqingkuang,zaichengkemendeshengtaozhixia,chengjingjiuyaobananrendaizou。
“manzhe,jingguan,woyuanwanga。”nanrenqueheiheiyixiao,turanshuodao。
“niyuanwangshenme?nigeweixiefan,haiganjiaobian?!”jianshennanqideqingjinbaoqi,chadianjiuyaoshangqiandata。
nanrenguiyidiyixiao:“jingguan,nizhuacuorenle,bushiwoweixiedeta,shizheigechuanbeixindenanren,dajiahuoershuoshibushi?”
“hushuo!”chengkemendunshijidongqilai,kenanrencikequeturanbamojingzhailexialai,chaozaichangdesuoyourenkanleyiyan。
nanrendeyanzhuwuhei,fangfoshenbujiandideheidongyiban。
zaichangdezhongrenzhiganjuedaonaoziliwengdeyixia,zhuanshunjian,zheizhongqiguaideganjueyouxiaoshile。
nanrenheiheiyixiao,huanshizhechexianglidesuoyouren:
“zaiquerenyibian,gangcaishizheigechuanbeixindenandeweixiedezheiweixiaojie,wochushouxiangzhu,bazheigenandezhuazhule。”
takanxiangdaizhanzaiyipangdenvsheng:
“woshuodemeicuoba,zheiweimeinv?”
nvshengdaidaidikanzheta,suijizhengdayanjing,zhizhejianshennandahandao:
“meicuo!jiushita!jiushitagangcaiyizhimowo!”
“meicuo!womendajiadoukanjianle!zhenshibailianzheimeyishenjiroule,juranganchuzheizhongshi!”zaichangdechengke,yezhizhejianshennanzhizedao。
chengjingkanxiangjianshennan:“shiniba?genwomenzouyitang。”
jianshennanzhandouzheshenzi,lianshengyindouzaidaduosuo:
“shiwo...keshi!aiya!wozenmexiangshizhongxiele!wozenmehuiganchuzheizhongshi!wo!wo!”
chengjingpailepaineiwei“jianyiyongwei”deyingxiong:
“xiaohuozi,zhenlihai,shehuijiuxuyaonizheiyangderen!”
nanrenyiranshiheiheiyixiao:“nalinali,zheidoushiwoyinggaizuode。”
nvshengzoudaonanrenshenbian,ganjidao:
“谢谢你。”
nanrendaishangmojing,bayizhangzhitiaosaijinnvshengshouli:
“zheishiwodelianxifangshi,wanshangxiangqingnichigefan,yayajing。”
shuowan,taxiangxiemuyiban,chaochexiangliderenshenjuyigong,xiangge“yingxiong”yiyang,tuichangle。