第5章
zhouhaoerhuabushuo，zhijieyishoujianghuasalimiandeshuiguanjicheduanle，zheiyangzixizaodeshihoushuijiuchoubuchulai，jiuxibuchengle。
zuowanzheijianhuaishizhihou，zhouhaomantuntundequlexizaojianchonglegeliang，youxiandezouxiaqu。
erchuxianzaiyanzhongdejingxiangjiushidaxiaojiejuranchidelangtunhuyan，zhuoshangdecaiyeyijingmeiyoushengxiaduoshao。
“laopo，jiwoliudiana！”
zhouhaokeweishifeibenguoqu，kaiqilefantongmoshi，yiduanshijianguohou，zhuoshangdecaiyijingliaoliaowuji，jiulianneixianyutang，doubeidaxiaojieqiangguoquhediaole。
“嗝~”
lizhuyakaozaiyizishang，yiliandemanzu：“ng，haihao。”
“shenme？！laopo，laozicaichilesankoucai，qitadenijiuchiguangle，nijuranshuohaixing？zhenbuzhidaonizheimeyigexiaoguniang，nalilaidedaweikou。”
“你不爽？”
“老子就是不爽。”
“bushuangneiniyaowoa！”daxiaojielimajiuzhanqilaijixuxiaozhangbahu。
zhouhaolianselimajiubianle。
lizhuyameiyouxiangdaozhouhaozhendehuizheimeshuo，dunshiqijibaihuai。
“好啊！”
daxiaojielimajiulailepiqi，buguopiqiguipiqi，neilianyehaishilimahongleqilai，daoleergen。
“nizhuzui！”huagangshuowan，lizhuyacaiyishidaolezijishuoleshenme。
zhouhaodaxiao：“haode，daxiaojie！”
zhouhaogangxiangtachu，daxiaojiejiuzhizhileta：“nibieguolaia，wogaosunia！”
“de，nilihai，buguo，xiaoniu，bushiwoshuoni，nishiwolaopo，kebunengjiwoluanlai！”
“哼，要你管！”
zhouhaosonglesongjian，jiuzhijiehuifangle，daxiaojieyouyuandeyanshendingzhetadehoubei，taquesihaobuzaiyi。
manghuoleyitian，zhouhaohuidaofangjiandediyijianshiqingjiushidadianhua，budaowumiao，dianhuajiubeijietong。
“喂？老二啊！”
“laoda？nipaonaliqule。”
“xingxingxing，wojinishuozhengshi，zuijinyoumeiyoushenmefaxian？”
duimiandeshengyinlimajiulengjingyansulexialai：“youdianshiqing。”
“nishuo。”zhidaobeishanchulezhihou，zhouhaodexinyeshifanglexialai。
buguoxiamianyijuhuarangzhouhaozhijiebengkui。
“laoda，nizhibuzhidaoniyijingyouqianwanrendianjihezhuanzai，jiusuanshishanchuleyuantou，zhuanzaiderenyijingbaoliule，haha！”
“laozizheiyibeizideyingmingsuanshihuile。”
“e，duile，laoda，haiyouyijianshiqing，zuijinyoudianbutaiping，sizhaoxingneibangrenchudongbijiaopinfan。”
tingjiansizhaoxingsangezi，zhouhaodemeitoubujinzhouleqilai：“xingle，wozhidaole，nimendingzheba。”
shuowanjiugualedianhua，sizhaoxing，haizhenshiyigeyinhunbusandezuzhia！
zhouhaomeiyouzaiduoxiang，limadaotoujiushuileguoqu，duiyutalaishuo，hebaoshuizucaishiwangdao。
banye，zhouhaoniaojixingleguolai，erhuabushuojiuchongjinlexizaojian，xiayimiao，bianshishazhubandejiaoshengxiangqi。
cishidezhouhaoyouzhongxiangsidechongdong，zheizenmezuoshenmedoubushun，paolaishanggecesuo，dounengzhuangjiandaxiaojie！
“老婆。”
lizhuyacishiqijibaihuai，sheizhi，yujianlezheigesiliumangerhuabushuodechongjinlai。
“你快点滚出去。”
zhouhaotingdaozheihuayijing，mengdepaileyixiazijidenaomen。
bazheijianshiqingjiwangle，zheibujiushilaozizhiqianzuodedehuaishima？xianzaijuranchuzheimeyigechoushi，qingheyikan。
zhouhaolimaguanshangmenchuqujiazhetuizaimenkoudengzhe：“laopo，nikuaidiana，nibukuaidianwoyaonianzhouyulea！”
lizhuyamanlianheixian，zijicaijinlaimeiduojiu，jiubeizheiliumangchuangjinlai，xianzaidaohao，rangzijichuqu。
“nijiwobizui，buyaochaowo。”
“我真念咒语了！”
zhouhaosuiranzijiyouneili，nenggourennaiyixia，danshizheirenyousanji，zheineiliyebangbulezheigemang。
“你念吧。”
“gunalaheianzhishen，kuaidianxiaoshi！”
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tingwanmenkouzheigenanrennianchulaidedongxi，lizhuyazhiganjuedaozijidesanguanbeihuidiaole，zheizhongnanren，zhendeshiyigebaobiaoma？baobiaobushiyinggaiweiwuqiangzhuangma？
cishidelizhuyazhendeganjuedaolezijidezhishangshoudaowuru。
开门扬长而去。
meiyousihaofangbeidezhouhaoailezheimeyijiao。
“真危险。”
zhouhaokuaisudejiejuezhihou，songleyikouqijiuhuifangxiuxile。