嗡！
wangyexiangguozheiyangdejieguo，yezuohaoleyiqiezhunbei，dancikeqinertingdao，naodaihaishiyipiankongbai。yinwei，tashichulian！
“签字！”
“离婚！”
“滚！”
weijiarenruzhuweideguanzhong，xingzailehuodejiaoxiao。
wangyehuiguoshenlai，xiangku，danrenzhu。qiangrangzijipingjingxialaiwendao：“renzhende？”
“wangye，bieshale！womendejiehe，benlaijiushiyichangcuowu。ganxienizheisannianlaisuozuodeyiqie。”
“nandaonijiubuzhidao，yunimenweijialaijiang，nizhishiliyidechouma；yutangmiaolaishuo，nizhibuguoshigewanwu！
niyihoushoushenmeweiqu，zhiwangweijiarenchumian，xiangdoubuyongxiang！
niyiweitangmiaohuiduinixinxianyibeizi？zuomeng！”
zheihua，jiangdetaishizai，sijuncicixiangweiyingyingdexin。
但又能怎样？
tacengjingxiangguo，youkenenghuigenwangyeguoyibeizi。napabuai，napajiuzheiyanghuabutoujibanjuduodeshenghuo，zuiqimayeduideqizijideliangxin！
dan，jiushiyinweitangjiatangmiaoturankantaduiyan，tichulerangweijiarenwufajujuedetiaojian，fumujiuyikuernaosanshangdiao、qinqijiudaodebangjia、yeyejiuyizhongbingxiangbi。
suoyi，weileweijia，tabiewuxuanze！
“wangye，womenlihunba！”
jianjuedehuayu，meiyoubandianhanhu。
呼！
yikoucuqibeiwangyehuchu，zuozuihoudezhengqu，“wozhiqianshuode，xianzaidewoyijingzaishennanshizhishouzhetian，nibuxin?napanizhishiyihuo，wozuojinikan！”
“呵呵！”
yishengbaohanshenyidexiao，daitisuoyou。
“耶！”
weijiayiqunren，deyiwangxingdeshenglihuanhu。
wangyemeiyouzaishuohua，cishicike，yiqiemingle、yiqiejieshu、duoshuoyiranwuyi。
啪！
shouzhongdecaidaozhijiebeitarengzaicaibanshang，calecashouhouzouchuchufang。
“jiurangzheizuihoudewancanyanchixiaba，yinwei，woturangaibianlezhuyi，woxiangkandaonimenweijiarenzaiguidiqiuwozhishi，zaizuo！”
唰！
zhongmukuikuizhixia，shuowanhuadewangyezhijiezuanzhutangmiaodeyilingjiangtajitileqilai。
重点是，单手！
什么？
danjiuzheifenliliang，liangxialesuoyouweijiaren。
“nitemozhidaonizaizuoshenmema？”
tangmiaoyouxiehouhui，houhuijintianmeidaibaobiaolai。
“wangye，nitemokuaifangxiatanggongzi！burannisidoubuzhidaozenmeside。”
砰！
wangyeyigeceti，jiaoxiaodeweiyangyangbianshifeilechuqu。
“woshuoguo，woganjianxuewanming。jiurunimenzhiqiandetuice，woshiguangzhejiaodeqiongren，zaiyiwusuoyoudeqingkuangzhixia，huishiqulizhide。
napagenzhenimenzheixiechuanzhegaodangpixiedeguizutongguiyujin，wowusuowei、zheibeiziyezhile！”
meiyouyigeweijiarengandong，napashijiaoxiao。zaisiwangmianqian，furen，yuanbiqiongrenximing！
huoxuba，tamengentangmiaodexiangfayiyang，houhuimeidaibaobiaolaile。
wangyekanxiangbeitiqidetangmiao，lengxiaodao：“jiexialaidehua，nihaikeyidangzuowoshizaiyanxi。
tinghaole，wobenxiangzaiyitianzhineirangnimentangjiayiwusuoyou，danwojuede，taibianyinimenle！
tingguowenshuizhuqingwadedegushiba？
shufu、yidiandiandenanshou、jianao、zuihouzhengzhadesiqu！
dui，jiushizheigeguocheng，woxiangjilunibaokuonimentangjiarenmeiyikedebiaoqing。
fangxin，shijianbuhuitaijiu，danyebuhuitaiduan。taijiu，womeinaixindeng。taiduan，wobuguoyin！
三个月，刚刚好！”
“zheisuanshitiaozhan？niyepei？”
tangmiaobeizuandemanliantonghong，congsangziyanlijichuhuayu。
“呵呵！”
lengxiaoyisheng，wangyejiangtafanglexialai。danxiayike，tazuolerangweijiarendiulesanhunqipodedongzuo——
shenchushoulai，paidazhetangmiaodelian！
zhei，shiduiruozhedexiuru、shiduilouyidemiaoshi！
“wohaizhenbupei。yinwei，nihaiyounimentangjia，tairuo，bupeiwochushou。danwozheicikeyizijiangduanwei，manzuxianimen。”
neiyanshenjiuxiangshiyibalijian，gengshijiangtangmiaonapashihuayufankangdexiangfadoueshazaiyaolan。
dongzuojiehehuayu，bieshuzhizhong，sheiganzhengfeng？
wangyeyousaoleyiyanweijiaren，“zhidaowoweishenmeyaozhengtangjiama？
qiyi，laozidenvrentayeganqiang？jiusuanlaozibuxiangyao，tayemeizige，genghekuangtashiyongzheizhongzhuangbidefangshiguolaimingqiang！
qier，jiushizhengmingjinimenweijiakande，suanshirangnimenhouhuidaobengkuideshijixingdong！”
砰！
wangyeyiduojiao，neichajishangdeshiwanxianjinbeizhenfeiqilai。
“zheiqianhaishisongjitanggongziba，liuzhesangeyuehoumaiguancai。qingzhenxi，yinweisangeyuehou，nihenimentangjiahuishudelianguancaibendoumeiyou。”
哗啦！
shiwanxianjinsankai，congtoudaojiao，saluotangmiaozhishen。
qishinianya、shenshoudiaoda，weishequanchang！
砰！
zaiyiduojiao，neifenlihunxieyiyeshifeiqi。
“tanbaijiang，wodeshenfenshijiade，tanbushangzaizheishangmianqianbuqianzi。congciyihou，wowangyegenweijia、genweiyingying，zaiwubandianguanxi！”
哗！
zaikongzhong，neilihunxieyijiuhuachenglesuipian，ruxiaxueyibandesanluo。
‘congciyihou，wowangyegenweijia、genweiyingying，zaiwubandianguanxi！’
zheishengyin，moxingbandeyizhizaiketinghuidang。
yinfusidaojian，daodaojianxue、jianjianchuanxin！
良久——
qifencaideyihuanhe，kewangyezaoyixiaoshibujian。
“他、他是演的！”
“meicuo，tashishanlizhangdade，zhishihuidiangongfueryi。”
“bieranglaozizaikandaota，fouze，laozirangtashengburusi。”……
weijiarenyitongshihouwangzhe，changmianzaicianjingxialai，bijing，zhuzitangmiaoyizhimeiyoukaikou。
“哈哈！”
zaiweijiarendanxinzhiji，tangmiaoturandaxiaoleqilai。
“**！laoziyuelaiyuejuedeyouyisile。”tangmiaoyoumengdilengkuleqilai，“sangeyue，dongwotangjia？wotemojuranyouzhongxiangchengquantadechongdong。hehe、hehe……”
“tang、tanggongzi，ni……”
“三月之约？
hehe，nimenweijiarentinghaole，sangeyuehoudejintian，zaizheili，wodongfang！
meihaodeyewanliudaozuihou，woyaojiangneixiaozibangqilai，rangtaqinyanmudulaozidedongfanghuazhuye、rangtadaizhezheifenchirudejiyihanyuanguixi！”
tangmiaozheiyangdezhengfufangshi，jijin**。danduitazijieryan，yuexiangyueshixingfen。
“hao，tanggongzi，sanyuezhihou，xijieliangyuan！”
weilaoyeziganjinpaiqilemapi。
yixiazi，qiyuweijiarendemapi，xiangchezhenggebieshu。
weiyingyingfangfolinglei，liuzheyanlei，zaicishanglouxuanzetaobi，yinweitashoubulezheizhongwuqingdechangmian！
shenmeyangyuzhien、shenmegurouqinqing，zuiqimaxianzai，tadaoshijuede，likaidewangyecaishiwennuandegangwan……