第1章
“wochengdasonghuangzile！？”
“huaxialichaozuiyouqiandechaodai！？”
kaijujidianfengdeshenfen，rangzhaohuanhaowuzhangaidejieshoulechuanyuedeshishi。
nanguaikulesanshinian，yifenqiandoumeijiandaoguo。
hezheshijisanshinianzhidayun，leijizaizheiyifale！？
“sanshinianhedong，sanshinianhexidezhongjiban！？”
xingfendaoyuwuluncidezhaohuan，yibianpansuanzhezhizuijinmideweilai，yibianzhenglizhenaohailidejiyi。
naihe，xiaoyaokuaihuodejihuahaimeilaidejiluoshi，dangqiandeshijian，jiujilezhaohuandangtouyibang！
宣和七年五月！？
yejiushishuojulijinbingnanxiazhishengxiabannian！？
mingnianzijijiuhuijichenghuangwei，chengweidasongdijiuweihuangdi。
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jiuzaizhaohuanyumendexiangsizhiji，yizhengaokangdegongyasangxiangqi。
“皇上驾到！”
jinguanxinyouwanbanbuman，zhaohuanqueyebugandaiman。
bijing，songhuizongzhaojibujinshihaodaxigongdefengliucaizi，yeshixinhenshouladewuqingdiwang！
“erchenjianguodiedie......”zhaohuanhuiyizhedianshilideqingjie，zuoyixingli。
zhaojidashouyihui：“huanerbubijuli。zhenwenqianrininishuihunmi，jinritelaitanwang。”
hunmileqitian，ninzheihuierlaikanwo？songwoshangshanma？
我谢谢你全家！
zhaohuanxinlifufeizhezheiweilishishangpojuzhengyidediwang，zuishangqueshuozheganxiedehua：“diedieguoshicaolao，pifazhizhi！”
“erchenxiaoyang，zenganlaodiedieqintan！”
zheiyibopeng，zhaojiwuyishimanyide，weixiaozhedianlediantou：“huanerbaoyang，zhenruobulai，qibulianglegurouqinqing？”
zimuhouwangshiqushizhijinshiqinian，zhaohuanbianzaiyemeijianguozhaoji。
ruofeiguonandangtou，ninlaodouwangleyouwozheierziba？
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zheishencaozuo，qishi‘fengci’erzinenggaikuo？
“diedielongen，erchenmingganwunei！”
zhaohuanyanyizheganjitilingdetongshi，yeweizijipansuanhaoleyitiaohoulu：“diedie，erchenyouyishizouqing。”
zhaojiwozhezhaohuanzuoyideshou：“guozhenshifuzitongxin，zhenjinri，yeweihuanerdailaiyigetiandadehaoxiaoxi！”
“jiyousuoqing，neiyouhuanerxianshuo？”
zhaohuanziranbuhuishadaoqianghuangdidexianji：“guoyijunweizhu，jiayifuweida，ziranshiqingdiediexianshuo！”
“zhenyijueding，celihuanerweidonggongtaizi！”
zhaohuanjingdechadianxiabadoudiaozailedishang：“tai......taizi！？”
“dui，huanershibushigaoxinghuaile？”
高兴你妹啊？
woyibazhangjinihuqiangshang，koudoukoubuxialai，nikexin？
zheijiushitiandadehaoxiaoxi？
这是晴天霹雳好吧？
zhaohuanyuanbendasuan，rangzhaojipizhunzijiqianwanglinanzhufan。
fanzhengjinbingnanxiajiushijigeyuehoudeshiqing，zhiyaozijiduoguolezheijigeyue。
jinbingruobunanxia，zijizailinanzuoxiaoyaowangye。
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wuyishijinkegong，tuikeshoudeliangquanzhice！
quebeizhaojizheige‘tiandadehaoxiaoxi’jidaluanlejiezou。
zhenjingzhiyu，zhaohuanyebuwangzhengzha：“duoxiediediehouai，buguoerchencaishuxueqian，zhipanandangzhongren！”
zhaojiweimizheyanjing，paizhezhaohuandejianbang：“biepa，youzhenzai！”
daodishihuangdi，zheiyiyushuangguanwanerdedishuibulou！
mingmianshangshiguanxinzhaohuan，buyongpa，wohuibangni！
anliqueshizaijingshizhaohuan，zhencaishihuangdi！
zhaohuanyeshijizhi，yingtuibudiao，limadiaozhuanfangxiang：“yanxiabeifangzhanshichijin，guokukongxu。”
“erchenyiweilichuyishi，keronghouzaiyi，dangwuzhiji，yingjiejuechaotingrubufuchudexianzhuang！”
beichuozhongtongchudezhaoji，maosiyundanfengqingdewenleyiju：“ruhejiejue？”
“minyanyouchuan，shangyoutiantangxiayousuhang，liangdijingmeiminfu，erchenqingwangjianshui、qingtan，yijieranmeizhiji！”
zhaojiyanshenliuluchuxiexuchayi，zhaohuanjinrizenmeyouxiebuyiyang？
zhaojiyuguangyipie，houzaipangbiandelaotaijian，dangjixiaofu：“dingwangxionghuaijiaguo，jiaorenqinpei!”
“buguo，jianshuishida，lichuyefeixiaoshi，haiqingdingwangweiguofenyou！”
zhaojidaoshixixiaoyankai：“aoxiangciyanzaili！”
aoxiang？zhaohuanlianmangkanxiangyijingguxizhinian，manlianciaidelaotaijian，xinlijingtan，zheijiushisongchaoliuzeizhiyidetongguan？！
bukuishilishishangquzhikeshudejianyanzhiyi，kaikoubianshipengsha。
ruguobushishixianzhidaozheihuodeeduzuilian，kongpabeitamaile，haiyaobangtashuqian。
zhaohuannaganchiyi，lianmangbaqiutihuiqu：“bingfeierchentuiwei，diediezhengzhizhuangnian，xiongcaiweilve。”
“wuyoujiaomiefanglanongminqiyizhigong，wenyouzichuangshoujinzitizhiji！”
“youcikejian，zhiyouzaidiediezhixia，dasongcainenghuihuangyongzhu！”
zheifanhuawuyirangzhaojiyouxiepiaopiaoran，queyemeiwangleshuaiguodehexin。
“nahuiyanyunshiliuzhoudeqizhou，zhenyishidanjingjielv。shengxiadejiuzhou，jiukaonile。”
“shouhuiyanyunshiliuzhou，naishilidaixiandizhisuyuan，jinrenyiwanchengxiandibucengyouzhizhuangju，hourengenggaiqingchuyulanershengyulan。”
yanyunshiliuzhou，jishidasongshuailuodezhuanzhedian，gengshixiankaidasongmiewangxumudedaohuosuo。
huaqianmaihuizijidedipan，nihaiyouliannachulaishuo？
zhaohuanlianmangjinjian：“diediemingjian，yidasongjinrizhijushi，yingdangzhuanzhuneizheng，daidaoguolihuifu，zaiqujiuzhoubuchi。”
zhaojidangjiqinghengyisheng：“beiyouqiangdikuisi，neiyouminshengjiku，lichudashi，zennengyiweituoyan？xianlichujun，zhenfangkeanxinzhizhengtianxia！”
zhaojiyanyizhe‘cifumingjun’，tongguanpeihezhe，ganjitiling：“qinghuangshangbaozhonglongti！”
haoyifu，youguoyoumindeshuanghuang，ruofeishuzhilishijincheng，zhaohuanpayaozaoletamendedaoer！
zhaohuanxinlifufeileyiju，‘woxinnigegui，lianggezaolaotouzi，huaidehen！’
yidanchengweitaizi，bianhuichedilunweihunjunjianchencaonongdekuilei。
nixiangqianguliuming，wobeiwangguoheiguo！
真特娘的好算盘！
keshuzhilishijinchengdezhaohuan，yannengrulezhaojideyi？
mianduihunjunningchendelianshoujiaosha，zhaohuanbuganyousihaosongxie。
“diedieshengcai，lichuguanhuguoyun，lichudadiangengshilaominshangcai，rujinguokukongxu，yingdangyiqiecongjiancaishi。”
zhaojiqinghengyisheng，xianranzaojiuliaodaozhaohuanhuizheimeshuo。